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I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

Feeky Magee · 2009-12-04 01:30:09

So here's the deal, I'm in LC year, and getting a grind in Irish. My grind teacher is mid-twenties at a guess, no wedding ring, and very cute (looks like an older version of Donna off Neighbours). She's taken to winking at me whenever I finish a sentence I'm struggling with, and she kept giving me examples to say like…

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#392 09-12-2009 1:01am
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Ha! This thread is actually class! How many lads would love to be in your position right now??! If ya crack on to her whats the worse that could happen...women love a tryer!

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#393 09-12-2009 1:02am
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I can't help but read the various offerings of advice for our intrepid OP in the voice of Swiss Tony. Learn from the master:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtoyLPROLZI

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#394 09-12-2009 2:14am
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Just wanted to jump on board here and say some ****ing balls on you sham, fair play. Please, please to all the Internet Detectives reading, don't even think about linking this thread to the Teachers Forum or something just to get him caught out. This. Has. To. Happen. For all of us.

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#395 09-12-2009 2:15am
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Feeky, dont drink at all. You had the balls to get this far without it so i'm sure you'll do grand and the last thing you want is to get pissed and accidently drink the one you've put the rohypnol in:D

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#396 09-12-2009 2:19am
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Teacher perves at teen.
Teen reports it to..........After Hours?
Ah! Planet Jedward. It's Fantasy F**k.:eek:

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#397 09-12-2009 2:33am
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I too have just read this thread from start to finish and my god it makes sensational reading..

Firstly..OP massive respect, I think I'm more looking forward to the weekend being over so we can get the next installment than the weekend itself.

Secondly..As stated above and I know you've acknowledged it, but Alcopops are a definite no no. Go for a beer bottled or pint, or spirit and mixer. (Oh and ya careful not to have too many of your school friends spoiling the party)

Thirdly..Bring home the gold:D

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#398 09-12-2009 2:53am
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Holy ****. This guy is gonna do what I wanted to do my Irish teacher back in my day as a wee grasshopper. Dude you cannot let me down. I'm horny thinking about it!

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#399 09-12-2009 2:54am
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http://boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=283548

Feeky Magee has not made any friends yet

yet

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#400 09-12-2009 3:01am
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I'm female and used to be a teacher.

I had nasty thoughts about a couple of my students and I think it would have been my ultimate fantasy for something to have happened.

Go on Feeky!

I am completely addicted to this thread and am more excited about you getting laid than I am in ending my own celebate spell!!!

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#401 09-12-2009 3:02am
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RedNiamhy wrote: »

I'm female and used to be a teacher.

I had nasty thoughts about a couple of my students and I think it would have been my ultimate fantasy for something to have happened.

Go on Feeky!

I am completely addicted to this thread and am more excited about you getting laid than I am in ending my own celebate spell!!!

I love this post so so much.

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#402 09-12-2009 3:10am
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OnTheBalls wrote: »

I'm horny thinking about it!

Considering your username, we've definitely crossed the line into creepy

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#403 09-12-2009 3:15am
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starbelgrade wrote: »

Just Googled that.. boing! Don't waste a golden opportunity while you're young!

Are you mental?!

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#404 09-12-2009 3:21am
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Break it off inside her

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#405 09-12-2009 3:29am
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if you want her to think you're a real man you have to drink Murphy's.
Stout is for men, and none of this pansy Guinness stuff, you need the old Cork favourite!
The choice of men!

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#406 09-12-2009 4:03am
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my got this is great reading!!!! you have to do it!!

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#407 09-12-2009 4:17am
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As much as i'd love to hear if OP actually did the naughty with a sexy ass teacher, i think he was trollin'. 1 week now and no updates.

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#408 09-12-2009 4:27am
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Xinkai wrote: »

As much as i'd love to hear if OP actually did the naughty with a sexy ass teacher, i think he was trollin'. 1 week now and no updates.

Not sure if this'll work but, he has replied: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=9481162

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#409 09-12-2009 5:28am
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hey, i need grinds, especially if shes that hot

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#410 09-12-2009 6:06am
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I cant speak Irish , I think about this now and then and it never annoys me.

Once when I was 17 I was snogging a 21 year old and did not go the whole nine yards.

14 years later its like a kick in the balls every time it comes to mind...

Edit : Reckon if you have the balls to do this, some of the single boardsies in Melbourne should go ask the Actual Donna from Neighbours out.

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#411 09-12-2009 6:53am
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I assume you have Flaah'd her senseless at this stage.

Its a rare and great oppurtunity. There is a sector of the Porn industry on Teacher/Pupil situations

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#412 09-12-2009 7:16am
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Senseless <- Ride her

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#413 09-12-2009 9:09am
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Reads like the set up to a bad porno. Highly amusing all the same.

If you can get her phone number next time, go for it.

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#414 09-12-2009 9:23am
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Zambia232 wrote: »

I cant speak Irish , I think about this now and then and it never annoys me.

Once when I was 17 I was snogging a 21 year old and did not go the whole nine yards.

14 years later its like a kick in the balls every time it comes to mind...

Edit : Reckon if you have the balls to do this, some of the single boardsies in Melbourne should go ask the Actual Donna from Neighbours out.

Got her number? Im in Melbourne!

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#415 09-12-2009 10:43am
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grandmaster wrote: »

Also, when you get talking to her, within the first minute or so, gently touch her arm and then take your hand away. That way she gets used to your touch from the outset.

hmmm, Pavlov's dog eh? I like it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning

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#416 09-12-2009 10:48am
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Cuirtear an peineas isteach i bhfaighean na mná agus scaoiltear amach na milluin de sperim

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#417 09-12-2009 11:06am
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horse it into ya cynthia

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#418 09-12-2009 11:08am
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This is epic.

Also, I'm excited about a 17 year old stranger's sex life. Worrying.

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#419 09-12-2009 11:45am
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great thread,

no word from the op since the big night ??

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#420 09-12-2009 11:52am
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smodgley wrote: »

great thread,

no word from the op since the big night ??

Huh? The big night is on Saturday!

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#421 09-12-2009 11:56am
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i wouldnt have started a thread i would be too busy being conkers deep

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