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I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

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    #572
    Zambia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭Zambia


    Feeky this is now bigger than you or her.


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    #573
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    I'll be out Saturday night OP
    I shall be checking here for an update around 3am when I get back

    Don't disappoint us
    We'll all rooting for you ya legend :cool:


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    #574
    Vanbis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    horsebox1977 wrote: »
    my grand children could be saying I could be acting the Feeky Magee tonight

    Horsebox1977, you could have something here :)


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    #575
    El Siglo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Feeky is a fucking legend. Man you have to get in there! Fuck getting pissed like a knob, find this bird on Saturday night and get stuck in! As a great saying goes: "You can repeat the exam, but you can't repeat the party!":D


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    #576
    budgemook
    Registered Users Posts: 3,851 ✭✭✭budgemook


    oh yeah don't get drunk. That will ruin any chance. Have a couple for the old Dutch courage (not like you need it) but don't be drunk.


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    #577
    El Siglo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    budgemook wrote: »
    oh yeah don't get drunk. That will ruin any chance. Have a couple for the old Dutch courage (not like you need it) but don't be drunk.

    2 or 3, don't knock back a shoulder and expect a happy ending. Oh, make sure you have a johnny. One chap I know rode a bird with a surgical glove, thankfully she was hammered and didn't know that every time he went in the glove inflated. Takes "ribbed for her pleasure" to a whole new level.


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    #578
    Hackysack
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Hackysack


    I tried reading a lot of pages, but I just want to check. Did he get the ride yet?


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    #579
    quicklickpaddy
    Registered Users Posts: 888 ✭✭✭quicklickpaddy


    i saw this when it first went up... been following it ever since.

    i reckon if this happens we should commission a statue of the feekmeister general to go up slap bang in the middle of cork city


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    #580
    Crow71
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭Crow71


    Feeky, u are truly a king amongst men


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    #581
    budgemook
    Registered Users Posts: 3,851 ✭✭✭budgemook


    Hackysack wrote: »
    I tried reading a lot of pages, but I just want to check. Did he get the ride yet?
    nope, sat night is his big night we all hope


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    #582
    Hackysack
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Hackysack


    budgemook wrote: »
    nope, sat night is his big night we all hope

    Maybe Christmas can come early.

    On many levels.


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    #583
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,220 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Hackysack wrote: »
    Maybe Christmas can come early.
    Let's hope he doesn't :cool:

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #584
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    I wonder if she's a boardsie and wanders across this thread- if you're out there sexy grinds teacher- give him one for the rest of us and lets us prove that the internet always wins.


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    #585
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Hackysack wrote: »
    I tried reading a lot of pages, but I just want to check. Did he get the ride yet?

    Such comments should warrant an instant ban on such an entertaining thread! :p


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    #586
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Takk wrote: »
    Google update: searching "grinds teacher" will also get this as second result :pac:
    Boards.ie is the fast track to success. It's very annoying when you post something trying to get help with some form of technology, within hours when you type your problem into google all you'll see is your own post on this site.


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    #587
    ciano1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,140 ✭✭✭ciano1


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Boards.ie is the fast track to success. It's very annoying when you post something trying to get help with some form of technology, within hours when you type your problem into google all you'll see is your own post on this site.

    Of the funny fúckers that link you to LMGTFY !!!
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Irish+Sex+Grinds ;)


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    #588
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,799 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    So will he strike Nazi Gold or will Google undo all of his hopes and dreams?


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    #589
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    op, i always fancied my maths teacher, and its one of my biggest regrets that i never made a move.

    you're gonna be out in a club
    she's gonna be there
    you want her
    signs are that she wants you


    GO FOR IT!!!!!


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    #590
    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Thread ftw.
    Feeky, you are an absolute legend you are. If you do her, you will be > us.
    You can do this man. Good luck, and God Speed Feeky...
    God Speed


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    #591
    celt262
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭celt262


    Great update outlaw pete thanks !


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    #592
    Shatner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭Shatner


    Someone will write a song about this one day....

    Good enough for me and Feeky Magee!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FMhnl0__Vo


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    #593
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users Posts: 6,218 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    ReacherCreature wrote: »
    Man you gotta keep up! Check about a couple of dozen pages back!
    So many pages, so little time...


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    #594
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    ciano1 wrote: »
    Of the funny fúckers that link you to LMGTFY !!!
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Irish+Sex+Grinds ;)
    Your link just bumped it to 1st and second with it's own sitelinks underneath to aid browsing. Just this thread! There are women out there that would give their left nut for site wide sitelinks.


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    #595
    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Your link just bumped it to 1st and second with it's own sitelinks underneath to aid browsing. Just this thread! There are women out there that would give their left nut for site wide sitelinks.

    Wait, what?


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    #596
    ReacherCreature
    Registered Users Posts: 4,500 ✭✭✭ReacherCreature


    bonzodog2 wrote: »
    So many pages, so little time...

    You've got three days or so to do it. Godspeed!


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    #597
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Look, she's spent time with you already and if she really was flirting with you there's a chance she does want a length from you
    However, 6 years is a BIG ****in age gap when you're so young so its up to you to make that gap seem invisible the next night.

    So as has been said DONT be a pissed teenager. If you dont have some nice aftershave then get some (ask the girl at the counter for her recommendation)
    DO NOT overdose yourself with Lynx as teens are prone to do (I used to spray a bit on my hair!)
    Wear a shirt and a jumper

    If you get her into a cot spend a LONG time down town and remember its all in the licks and not in the flicks;)

    Then ride her like you're late for mass!


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    #598
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    Wait, what?
    It was your ma, I didn't want to make a big deal out of it but you brought it up.


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    #599
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    Thread ftw.
    Feeky, you are an absolute legend you are. If you do her, you will be > us.
    You can do this man. Good luck, and God Speed Feeky...
    God Speed

    whisht, whisht, whisht, we dont want too much speed ;)


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    #600
    Crow71
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭Crow71


    Taliyah Famous Bow wrote: »
    Look, she's spent time with you already and if she really was flirting with you there's a chance she does want a length from you
    However, 6 years is a BIG ****in age gap when you're so young so its up to you to make that gap seem invisible the next night.

    So as has been said DONT be a pissed teenager. If you dont have some nice aftershave then get some (ask the girl at the counter for her recommendation)
    DO NOT overdose yourself with Lynx as teens are prone to do (I used to spray a bit on my hair!)
    Wear a shirt and a jumper

    If you get her into a cot spend a LONG time down town and remember its all in the licks and not in the flicks;)

    Then ride her like you're late for mass!
    Wait, let me take this down


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    #601
    halpin17
    Registered Users Posts: 83 ✭✭halpin17


    even if she's fat and fugly just to say u f**ked a teacher


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