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I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

Feeky Magee · 2009-12-04 01:30:09

So here's the deal, I'm in LC year, and getting a grind in Irish. My grind teacher is mid-twenties at a guess, no wedding ring, and very cute (looks like an older version of Donna off Neighbours). She's taken to winking at me whenever I finish a sentence I'm struggling with, and she kept giving me examples to say like…

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#602 10-12-2009 1:24am
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Taliyah Famous Bow wrote: »

Look, she's spent time with you already and if she really was flirting with you there's a chance she does want a length from you
However, 6 years is a BIG ****in age gap when you're so young so its up to you to make that gap seem invisible the next night.

So as has been said DONT be a pissed teenager. If you dont have some nice aftershave then get some (ask the girl at the counter for her recommendation)
DO NOT overdose yourself with Lynx as teens are prone to do (I used to spray a bit on my hair!)
Wear a shirt and a jumper

If you get her into a cot spend a LONG time down town and remember its all in the licks and not in the flicks;)

Then ride her like you're late for mass!

What? In a nightclub?

I thought Feeky was from Cork city. I didn't know that all this was going down in Kanturk.

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#603 10-12-2009 2:24am
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I'm, em, actually in need of grinds myself...any chance of your teachers number...?

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#604 10-12-2009 2:53am
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You could get a request played on Cork 96fm (or whatever the popular station is), for the Irish teacher who looks like Donna from Neighbours, go to boards.ie AH, theres a big discussion going on about you :pac:

Feeky, to be honest mate, Id say the dogs on the street know about this thread at this stage. Dont be giving too much away about yourself

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#605 10-12-2009 2:57am
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Should probably have the mods delete the pic of himself too.. Oops :pac:

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#606 10-12-2009 5:17am
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SV wrote: »

Should probably have the mods delete the pic of himself too.. Oops :pac:

where??

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#607 10-12-2009 5:32am
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y'know, everybody is waiting for sat night. I bet it's going to be a let down and the real craic will be next Tuesday evening.

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#608 10-12-2009 6:31am
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Overheal wrote: »

where??

Know yer nerds thread.. I'm sorry feeky

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#609 10-12-2009 10:24am
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SV wrote: »

Know yer nerds thread.. I'm sorry feeky

So everyone knows his name and what he looks like now. It should be fun times down the clubs of Cork this Saturday.

Hmmm maybe the boardsies can pick one club each and report back.

No pressure on the kid or anything

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#610 10-12-2009 10:47am
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SV wrote: »

Know yer nerds thread.. I'm sorry feeky

What page of that thread?

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#611 10-12-2009 10:53am
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MCMLXXV wrote: »

What page of that thread?

the "he doesnt have a hope page"

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#612 10-12-2009 10:55am
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jackncoke wrote: »

the "he doesnt have a hope page"

Boooooo!

I'm sick of all these negative posters.

If you're not gonna support the man then don't post!

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#613 10-12-2009 10:57am
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Mark200 wrote: »

Boooooo!

I'm sick of all these negative posters.

If you're not gonna support the man then don't post!

Okay, I'm sorry for not being a horny teenage virgin.

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#614 10-12-2009 11:06am
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SV wrote: »

Know yer nerds thread.. I'm sorry feeky

LoL

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63153450&postcount=1550

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#615 10-12-2009 11:13am
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Ok, I've just sent his photo to the printers. I'll soon be in possession of a limited edition set of Feeky Magee posters, t-shirts, mugs, hats & key rings each one has either, Feeky For Taoiseach, Get Your Feek On or Feeky My Gee on them. I think you'll all agree it would make a fantastic present for a loved one this Christmas.

I've also been in touch with Hollywood, they were very impressed with the couple of lines I had written down on the back of an envelope. I don't want to give too much away and I'm not one to blow my own feeky, but I think we could be talking Oscar material here.

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#616 10-12-2009 11:21am
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Davo D wrote: »

Ok, I've just sent his photo to the printers. I'll soon be in possession of a limited edition set of Feeky McGee posters, t-shirts, mugs, hats & key rings each one has either, Feeky For Taoiseach, Get Your Feek On or Feeky My Gee on them. I think you'll all agree it would make a fantastic present for a loved one this Christmas.

I've also been in touch with Hollywood, they were very impressed with the couple of lines I had written down on the back of an envelope. I don't want to give too much away and I'm not one to blow my own feeky, but I think we could be talking Oscar material here.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

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#617 10-12-2009 11:23am
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This is one of the funniest threads in AH Ive seen. I dont really post that much I usually just read but this one deserves a round of applause! I cant wait to see what happens on Saturday!

Go on Feeky!

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#618 10-12-2009 11:49am
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Come on feeky!!!

The eyes of the world are upon you, the hopes and dreams of a nation stand beside you!!! What a man!!! Richie Kavanagh will probably write a song about this yet!!!

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#619 10-12-2009 11:57am
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ScienceNerd wrote: »

OP maybe, thread will be/is brilliant

My apologies, thanks for the correction.

pics or teh drinks never happened tbh.

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#620 10-12-2009 12:10pm
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100% behind Feeky!

I am waiting with baited beath to hear that you have hit the jackpot! dont be locked, do be confident and, should the need arise, rubber up!

Go on my son!

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#621 10-12-2009 12:15pm
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I've been on a night shift this week and this thread is one of the few things keeping me going - It's playing out like a 3-act play, I'm loving it! Keep it up and get in there this weekend, time to sleep...

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#622 10-12-2009 12:17pm
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Thepones wrote: »

100% behind Feeky!

Dude, she may not be comfortable with this! Give the boy a chance. :pac:

God AH was badly in need of a thread like this! Top drawer stuff!:D

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#623 10-12-2009 12:21pm
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Does anyone else think that this thread has now achieved the status of the famed Jigsaw/Emer thread?

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#624 10-12-2009 12:25pm
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Davo D wrote: »

Ok, I've just sent his photo to the printers. I'll soon be in possession of a limited edition set of Feeky Magee posters, t-shirts, mugs, hats & key rings each one has either, Feeky For Taoiseach, Get Your Feek On or Feeky My Gee on them. I think you'll all agree it would make a fantastic present for a loved one this Christmas.

I've also been in touch with Hollywood, they were very impressed with the couple of lines I had written down on the back of an envelope. I don't want to give too much away and I'm not one to blow my own feeky, but I think we could be talking Oscar material here.

Don't forget 'SuperFeek'

He's a superfeek, super-feek, he's superfeeky OW!

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#625 10-12-2009 12:44pm
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Davo D wrote: »

I've also been in touch with Hollywood, they were very impressed with the couple of lines I had written down on the back of an envelope. I don't want to give too much away and I'm not one to blow my own feeky, but I think we could be talking Oscar material here.

working title 'I Fancy the A*se Off My Grinds Teacher'

Try and get Sam Mendes on board, if he can film a plastic bag and make it work, imagine what he could do with this!!

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#626 10-12-2009 12:46pm
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Davo D wrote: »

Ok, I've just sent his photo to the printers. I'll soon be in possession of a limited edition set of Feeky Magee posters, t-shirts, mugs, hats & key rings each one has either, Feeky For Taoiseach, Get Your Feek On or Feeky My Gee on them. I think you'll all agree it would make a fantastic present for a loved one this Christmas.
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Defo a few suggestions for t-shirt hell there!

"I wanna be like Feek when I grow up".
"Lock up your daughters, the Feekmeister is here".
"I saw mommy kissing Mr. Magee".
"Feeky Magee - Gets sh1t done".

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#627 10-12-2009 12:53pm
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kickoutthejams wrote: »

Does anyone else think that this thread has now achieved the status of the famed Jigsaw/Emer thread?

Link?

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#628 10-12-2009 1:15pm
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Fizman wrote: »

"Feeky Magee - Gets sh1t done".

Kinky.

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#629 10-12-2009 1:16pm
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Distribute immediatly...

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/114871/98561.JPG

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#630 10-12-2009 1:21pm
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Thanks folks for the report.
What has been seen is now unseen and the poster removed. All involved should be aware what I am referring to.

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#631 10-12-2009 1:22pm
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Get her a t-shirt printed for after you bone her. A nice present for her to remember the occasion. Should read, "Putting the Feeky in Ma Gee!"

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