I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

Kradock · 10-12-2009 8:02pm

Shatner wrote: »

Way to go off topic...

Let's get back to Dr Feekenstein. I see a John Hughes-type bratpack movie caper here that we employ on Feeky's behalf. If we could engineer it so that all Feeky's supporters from here were in the club on saturday night and working as confederates. So Donna from neighbours is in the jacks, and the hot girls (boardsies) in there are saying "wow... feeky is here tonight, i'd love a chance but he would never look at me", "i hear he has a foot-long... etc." And, outside the guys are all high-fiving him and trying to kiss his ass and to buy him drink cos he's the don, so she sees this and she's thinking... "hey, this feeky character is a big wheel".

Of course if she has ever seen a john hughes movie, this ruse will probably fall flat pretty quickly.

A club with a Subway , hmmm

KarmaGarda · 10-12-2009 8:03pm

Kradock wrote: »

All of the above are going to be responsible for a young man retiring to his room and not coming out again. I hope yere all happy.

He will sit in his room chanting the mantra " amadáin ".

Well at least he will have got something out of his Irish Grinds

Ehhhhhh, no. I in fact told him to do the grinding at home where the other grinding takes place. More chance of him getting oil on the dipstick there rather than looking like a right doofus in a night club.

KarmaGarda · 10-12-2009 8:04pm

And yeah, where is the Stormboat guy anyway? That was his name? Not nearly as memoraby as Feek the fcuk monster will be.

Takk · 10-12-2009 8:08pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I was just on Feeky's Facebook; turns out we have a mutual friend.
I wonder how far this will get off Boards?

Just popped up on my newsfeed; one of my friends commented on your FB link to this!

smcgiff · 10-12-2009 8:11pm

geeky wrote: »

her getting pissed (she won't thank you for taking advantage)

I'm struggling with how this would be a major issue in the circumstances

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 10-12-2009 8:14pm

Takk wrote: »

Just popped up on my newsfeed; one of my friends commented on your FB link to this!

Its the beginning of the end...

Mars Bar · 10-12-2009 8:17pm

brummytom wrote: »

I said they were bitches, not that I wouldn't fuck them :P

But what lady wants to **** a guy that calls her a bitch?!

Actually, if they are in to that kind of thing...

Hm. I think it's a win - win for you.

OutlawPete · 10-12-2009 8:19pm

mars bar wrote: »

But what lady wants to **** a guy that calls her a bitch?!

Have you seen any porn?? :rolleyes:

Girls be loving the bad boys.

Mars Bar · 10-12-2009 8:22pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

Have you seen any porn?? :rolleyes:

Girls be loving the bad boys.

As a girl, I can say that not all girls "be loving the bad boys"!

electrogrimey · 10-12-2009 8:24pm

I fucking love this thread.

Feeky for Personal Issues mod.

"I'm too scared to..."

"Just fucking do it, worked for me, I'm happily boning my ride of a grinds teacher".

OutlawPete · 10-12-2009 8:29pm

mars bar wrote: »

As a girl, I can say that not all girls "be loving the bad boys"!

Yeah yeah -- that's what they all say

Davo D · 10-12-2009 8:30pm

I think the least Feeky can do is address the nation to tell them how his plan for Saturday is going.

Or, maybe he's just so cool and laid back he doesn't need to, yeah that's it.

They say this cat Feeky is a baaaad mother

brummytom · 10-12-2009 8:30pm

mars bar wrote: »

But what lady wants to **** a guy that calls her a bitch?!

Actually, if they are in to that kind of thing...

Hm. I think it's a win - win for you.

If a girl's fcuked up enough to want to fcuk me; I don't think she'd mind being called names

Raiser · 10-12-2009 8:32pm

mars bar wrote: »

As a girl, I can say that not all girls "be loving the bad boys"!

Ya weren't denying the porn part though were ya?

- I nominate Mars Bar as a filthy, high-calorie alternative to Muinteoir Donna as gaeilge who is at this stage probably going to try and crudely neuter Feeky Magee with her fountain pen........

quicklickpaddy · 10-12-2009 8:32pm

Davo D wrote: »

I think the least Feeky can do is address the nation to tell them how his plan for Saturday is going.

Or, maybe he's just so cool and laid back he doesn't need to, yeah that's it.

They say this cat Feeky is a baaaad mother

*shut your mouth*

i think we cracked it... feeky IS shaft

Davo D · 10-12-2009 8:34pm

quicklickpaddy wrote: »

*shut your mouth*

I'm talkin' 'bout Feeky

electrogrimey · 10-12-2009 8:35pm

mars bar wrote: »

As a girl, I can say that not all girls "be loving the bad boys"!

Rihanna definitely be lovin' the bad boys.

Big Nasty · 10-12-2009 8:36pm

Davo D wrote: »

I'm talkin' 'bout Feeky

Duh!

quicklickpaddy · 10-12-2009 8:37pm

Davo D wrote: »

I'm talkin' 'bout Feeky

hes a complicated man but noone understands him but his woman grinds teacher

Big Nasty · 10-12-2009 8:41pm

quicklickpaddy wrote: »

hes a complicated man but noone understands him but his woman grinds teacher

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
FEEKY!
Right ON.

quicklickpaddy · 10-12-2009 8:42pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
FEEKY!
Right ON.

i hope we all realise. its his duty, to please that booty

Mars Bar · 10-12-2009 8:43pm

Raiser wrote: »

Ya weren't denying the porn part though were ya?

- I nominate Mars Bar as a filthy, high-calorie alternative to Muinteoir Donna as gaeilge who is at this stage probably going to try and crudely neuter Feeky Magee with her fountain pen........

I'm human, of course I wasn't!

one-angry-dwarf · 10-12-2009 8:45pm

So, we've got a bit of a wait till the next chapter unfolds on saturday night. how about some music to pass the time? :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVB2PhYPZ-E

Feeky Magee wrote: »

... she mentioned she would be in a certain Cork nightclub on a certain night. I said that I might be there too....

Actually, has he mentioned that it was definately Saturday night? People seem to think it is, but i can't find any mention, am I missing something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Feeky Magee · 10-12-2009 8:46pm

Rightio, plan for the big night.

Have my ID sorted, it's my similarly-looking-when-he-was-my-age older brother's and it's worked the precisely 2 times I've tried to get into nightclubs before.

I've got the all clear to go out from the father, as his Christmas party is on the night, he thinks I'll be at a friend's house. I have two cans of Stella left over from bushing the week before last, these shall be consumed for the purpose of confidence. I'm thinking 10.30pm as an arrival time, suitably late for cool points (or is it that late for a nightclub?) but early enough for me to work the charm.

Now, all I need is for a loyal subject to do my 7 page Geography project tonight instead of me, so I can... eerm... plan in more detail. Nobody? Right...

Davo D · 10-12-2009 8:49pm

And so it begins

wyrn · 10-12-2009 8:50pm

Ah bless!

Can't help but worry - plans for meeting up/stalking people on a night out always go awry.

Is 10:30 for the pub or a club?

Jay P · 10-12-2009 8:50pm

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Rightio, plan for the big night.

Have my ID sorted, it's my similarly-looking-when-he-was-my-age older brother's and it's worked the precisely 2 times I've tried to get into nightclubs before.

I've got the all clear to go out from the father, as his Christmas party is on the night, he thinks I'll be at a friend's house. I have two cans of Stella left over from bushing the week before last, these shall be consumed for the purpose of confidence. I'm thinking 10.30pm as an arrival time, suitably late for cool points (or is it that late for a nightclub?) but early enough for me to work the charm.

Now, all I need is for a loyal subject to do my 7 page Geography project tonight instead of me, so I can... eerm... plan in more detail. Nobody? Right...

Am....that's very early! 12 would be a "normal" arrival time.

KarmaGarda · 10-12-2009 8:51pm

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Rightio, plan for the big night.

Have my ID sorted, it's my similarly-looking-when-he-was-my-age older brother's and it's worked the precisely 2 times I've tried to get into nightclubs before.

I've got the all clear to go out from the father, as his Christmas party is on the night, he thinks I'll be at a friend's house. I have two cans of Stella left over from bushing the week before last, these shall be consumed for the purpose of confidence. I'm thinking 10.30pm as an arrival time, suitably late for cool points (or is it that late for a nightclub?) but early enough for me to work the charm.

Now, all I need is for a loyal subject to do my 7 page Geography project tonight instead of me, so I can... eerm... plan in more detail. Nobody? Right...

Firstly, Did you confirm with Strongbow ye were talkin bout the same lass?

Also, don't know the particular club, but 10:30 is way too early in my book. I reckon she'll be in the pub til 11 at least, probably 11:30. That's the time I'd be hitting the club. Not from Cork though, others in the area might know better.

wyrn · 10-12-2009 8:52pm

I agree 10:30 is very early for a club. She'll most likely be getting ready, drinking at a friends or pub.

So do you know what you are wearing?

KarmaGarda · 10-12-2009 8:53pm

wyrn wrote: »

I agree 10:30 is very early for a club. She'll most likely be getting ready, drinking at a friends or pub.

So do you know what you are wearing?

I vote for 6 durex extra safe

I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

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