I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

GavRedKing

Best thread ever roll on Sunday morning

Actually just thinking, your going need some hell of a good fake I.D.

If shes 23 then im going to assume, and I could be wrong that she is going to go to either Gorbys or Havannas. Now gorbys isnt to bad but Havannas they can be C-unts on the door, never had a problem myself but some of my younger buddies.

If this has been said in previous posts disregard my ramble, ive just browsed in and out of this.

pixiestix

Bradley Black Senator wrote: »

In the horrid year two thousand and nine,
When the arse fell out of the bottom line,
A hero came to save us all,
A man on whom we all can call,
In times of danger, in times of doubt,
In times of famine and times of drought,
The hero came for all to see,
And the hero's name - Feeky Magee!

And as the ministers slashed and burned,
The fearless lad, for love he yearned,
A pippy kid with a lion's heart,
Who doesn't settle for any tart,
He grabbed the bull by the horns
Regardsless of the pricks and thorns,
And in the land of Boards we applauded his labours,
For a teacher that looked like Donna, from Neightbours.

She cast upon him a generous eye,
Knowing that this just might be her guy,
And under the guise of earnest learning
Our hero let her know of his yearning,
As Gaeilge, young Feeky, used his charm
And she touched him upon the arm,
At this, for him, the door swung open
And he consulted Boards to help his hoping

Words of encouragement and camradarie were offered,
And advise on how to dress and be coiffured,
There were laughs and smiles and a big "Woo-haa",
And even the odd excalaimation "YORE MA"!
And even when Strongbow entered the fray
Warning our lad to stay away
Brave young Feeky didn't bat his eyes,
For the sexy grinds teacher that would be his prize

And what next will happen in Feeky's story?
Will it be a tale of guts and glory?
Will it be a tale of crash and burn?
No one knows the way this will turn.
But nothing ventured, nothing gained,
As regret is the only thing that is done in vain.
But one thing is certain for all who see,
The man, the legend that is our Feeky!!!

I'm working on the music!

Go for it kid!!!
:cool:

i cant wait for the music!!!

go on feeky!!! there are even songs about your legend!!

wudangclan

A google search turned this up
http://www.facebook.com/feekymagee

The legend rolls on.
How does one get into facebook?

pixiestix

wudangclan wrote: »

A google search turned this up
http://www.facebook.com/feekymagee

The legend rolls on.
How does one get into facebook?

do you not have a face book page thingy?

wudangclan

pixiestix wrote: »

do you not have a face book page thingy?

Nope.
I'm pure After Hours.
I assuming I have to sign up to get in.

pixiestix

wudangclan wrote: »

Nope.
I'm pure After Hours.
I assuming I have to sign up to get in.

if you google facebook sign up you will get a sign up page, then all you need is a emal address and some details, like name and date of birth. then you can follow Captain Feek on there too!!
if you need a help with it let me know

http://www.facebook.com/index.php?lh=739ee3754770ce89ba36d306f4c67546&

ah, there ya go ^__^

DOC09UNAM

Whoever set that facebook up should get a right fúcking whollop.....






















of handshakes, grats to whoever did it.

ibarelycare

Haha the pic is brilliant!

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs116.snc3/16365_101002489927058_100000519227744_24279_3285079_n.jpg

Takk

Xavi6 wrote: »

Not until he says he's going to cycle to her at a random hour of the morning.

I read this first as:

Not until he says he's going to cycle her at a random hour of the morning.

wudangclan

Takk wrote: »

I read this first as:

Not until he says he's going to cycle her at a random hour of the morning.

The latest AH swear-filter is very subtle and sophisticated.

feelpablo

best thread ever....go on feek



ask her does she like lyons or barrys

dmc100

This is brilliant. its been keeping me busy at work every evening.
Cant wait for sunday morning. It feels like i'm a kid waiting for christmas morning again.

VinylJunkie

Facebook Update!!!!

RECENT ACTIVITY

Feeky is now in a complicated relationship.

Go on Feeky.

fullback4glin

come on sunday morning

petes

Fair fcuks to the OP if this is true which I highly doubt. But ffs everyone waiting for Sunday morning for an update and reading this thread as if its the highlight of their month of December.

Folks get a life and/or some porn.

ibarelycare

Insurgent wrote: »

Fair fcuks to the OP if this is true which I highly doubt. But ffs everyone waiting for Sunday morning for an update and reading this thread as if its the highlight of their month of December.

Folks get a life and/or some porn.

Oh boooo!

Insurgent :P

Volvagia

Epic thread.

I agree that the night club is a very risky strategy, but fcuk it, it'd be so worth it when you play hide the sausage.

OutlawPete

wudangclan wrote: »

A google search turned this up
http://www.facebook.com/feekymagee

The legend rolls on.
How does one get into facebook?

Just had my 'Friend Request' approved or that Facebook page ..

This is really taking off.

I was sceptical at first but sure if you can't beat them, join 'em.

Come on Fecky!!

EDIT* .. Sorry, I mean, Come on Feeky!

bullets

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just had my 'Friend Request' approved ..

Gah I'm still waiting.

[EDIT: Wah Hoo!!! in ! Thanks]
~B

Lockstep

I've seen three epic threads in my life;


I got Married Last Weekend (still the best in my humble opinion)
Jigsaw/Emer


And this.

smcgiff

bullets wrote: »

Gah I'm still waiting.

[EDIT: Wah Hoo!!! in ! Thanks]
~B

One way to out all the AH crew (myself included!)

Homer

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I've seen three epic threads in my life;


I got Married Last Weekend (still the best in my humble opinion)
Jigsaw/Emer


And this.

Ah here what about the "Even Christys gota burd" thread?!

Now THAT was the funniest thread I've seen on Boards!!!

Scope

Just read the whole thing, Brilliant isn't enough for this thread.

Go on Feeky!!!

Super Sidious

Homer wrote: »

Ah here what about the "Even Christys gota burd" thread?!

Now THAT was the funniest thread I've seen on Boards!!!

I've had to stop reading that thread... im in college and i cant stop laughing and crying at the computers in the library!

"I got more rhymes than cerebral's got palsy

Word, motherFricker."

Lockstep

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit with me
I'll tell you how I became Cork's Don Juan; Feeky McGee

In the wilds o' Cork, born and raised
In the bedroom was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' in a good mood
And fappin off to whatever was on Redtube
When a grinds teacher o'mine
Who was up to no good,
Startin making stirrings in my vascular hood
I got so frustrated, I appealed to Boards
they thought "we'll relive our youth through this charming young hoo-er"

I made my move as a suave little knave,
But she was put off that I couldn't even shave,
But if anything she thought that I was a ride
So she side, "Saturday night clubbin'; see ya inside!"

My posse pulled up to the club around nine or ten
We explained to the bouncer; "we ain't boys but we're men"
I looked deep in her eyes
I was finally there
Then I threw up my Corona all over her hair

G-Money

I hope to God he succeeds tomorrow night and gets to wake up with tang flavoured bedsheets on Sunday morning.

No pressure Feekster, but this is for all of us guys who had hot teachers in school who we never even got a sniff off, but were gagging to get with. And which caused us to end up with once bicep considerably bigger than the other.

Thepones

Do we have a lot of people here from Cork?

Can we set up some surveillence in night clubs. A web-cam would be awesome but live updates via a iphone etc would suffice. Imagine;

"Feeky has entered the building and spotted his prey"

"Now playing aloof by leaning against the bar nodding his head to Maniac 2000"

"Moves in for the kill"

"Grinds lady looks liquored and vulnerable"

"Both move towards cloak room"

"De-tour en-route to cloakroom to handicapped toilet"

"Both exit toilet looking content and drained"

........ im being very optimistic here.

bullets

I hope he Gets In to the night club firstly and has no bouncer problems.
If he gets stopped he could always chance saying he was Feeky and
get some VIP treatment.

I hope she's actually there.

And I really Hope she's not their with a boyfriend.
(never saw any confirmation that she was single)

and of course the obvious hope he strikes gold!


~B

RunHomerRun

This brillant stuff.

Real life unfolding before our very (multi-thread) eyes

I thought the thread of the guy getting chatted up on the luas was good
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055755073&page=5

- until I saw this....

Real cliffhanger stuff - everyone waiting for saturday night, people can't think of anything else except "what will become of Feeky McGee's bold attempt????....":D

Like an end of season episode of Lost or something.......

Porkpie

FFS I have this song stuck in my head now!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H83Z3UFcyo