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I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 Irishsmurf1


    Maybe the Irish Language isn't so bad after all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭francie BradyII


    ...

    74...?

    Yup. got a problem with that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Yup. got a problem with that?

    Yes, I find it offensive. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 280 ✭✭Rodar08


    Being Sarcastic Frada? Hope so!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭francie BradyII


    i better leave right now.

    Feeky - Part-time Journo
    Could be a hoax :(
    Why didn't he post this on the problems page?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭francie BradyII


    Yes, I find it offensive. :rolleyes:
    ageist!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    i better leave right now.

    Feeky - Part-time Journo
    Could be a hoax :(
    Why didn't he post this on the problems page?

    Cause 'After Hours' gives the best advice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 280 ✭✭Rodar08


    ageist!!!
    +1 and im a youngin!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    ageist!!!
    Rodar08 wrote: »
    +1 and im a youngin!

    ...
    Rodar08 wrote: »
    Being Sarcastic Frada? Hope so!

    Yes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    i missed feekys picture, where is it?

    Don't worry, It'll be in The Sun this weekend.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 280 ✭✭Rodar08


    ...



    Yes.


    Aaaawwww :) All's well! ke he


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    there will be lads all over the place going up to the bouncers let me in im feeky,

    and going up to the piss flappers, hi im feeky ;) wana see how fast me tongue goes,

    tis faster than a cheetah


  • Registered Users Posts: 280 ✭✭Rodar08


    I can't be bothered to figure out muti quoting right now lol.

    OOOOHHH so if he's a journalist then he's just doin all this for a story!!! Ooohh, not cool not cool. We'd have to hunt him down if that was the case! lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    or just go up to her and say catch a goat youve pulled it works,

    or say im the fella who loves the grinds in a high pitch voice it works 99% of the time


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit with me
    I'll tell you how I became Cork's Don Juan; Feeky McGee

    In the wilds o' Cork, born and raised
    In the bedroom was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' in a good mood
    And fappin off to whatever was on Redtube
    When a grinds teacher o'mine
    Who was up to no good,
    Startin making stirrings in my vascular hood
    I got so frustrated, I appealed to Boards
    they thought "we'll relive our youth through this charming young hoo-er"

    I made my move as a suave little knave,
    But she was put off that I couldn't even shave,
    But if anything she thought that I was a ride
    So she side, "Saturday night clubbin'; see ya inside!"

    My posse pulled up to the club around nine or ten
    We explained to the bouncer; "we ain't boys but we're men"
    I looked deep in her eyes
    I was finally there
    Then I threw up my Corona all over her hair

    :(

    That is genius, pure genius. Take that sad face out of there and replace it with :cool:.


  • Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    how long do I have to wait to be accepted as a friend on facebook.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    bicardi19 wrote: »
    how long do I have to wait to be accepted as a friend on facebook.

    Is that a my chemical romance song?


  • Registered Users Posts: 280 ✭✭Rodar08


    Yeah I'm waiting too .... :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭loveissucide


    bicardi19 wrote: »
    how long do I have to wait to be accepted as a friend on facebook.
    How many other people have had the same idea,and I'm still insisting on a photo so we can state our approval/disappointment.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    You know, I would bet money - and considering the detail contained in some of feekys posts (i.e; she arrived on tuesday for my irish grind, in a little denim skirt etc)..

    I would fully guarantee that she has been reading this thread, and is well aware of what is going to happen.

    And I think she finds it sexy.

    imo.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1110710291&ref=search&sid=622026409.1557129290..1
    Hope this works!!!

    Who the hell is this guy??? Fecal magee a cheap impersonater I think.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,030 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    nkay1985 wrote: »
    That is genius, pure genius. Take that sad face out of there and replace it with :cool:.

    Aww shucks.

    Thank you:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,969 ✭✭✭antomorro-sei


    This is truely the most epic thread I have ever read in my life! Good luck Feeky :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,503 ✭✭✭adamski8


    She's a paedophile.
    jesus johnny, do any of your posts not contain reference to a paedophile?!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭Delta Kilo


    Haha,

    I'm still laughing at the tags to this thread.

    Absolutely hilarious, great thread btw!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 FaceKicker__


    I\'v seen this kind of thing before.In the end they all get their face kicked.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I\'v seen this kind of thing before.In the end they all get their face kicked.

    This isn't really working out to be as funny as you'd hoped it would be is it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭Anthony16


    Right, around 11-11.30ish so I suppose. I will have to be home at a decent-ish time though.

    Strongbow has not PMed me any details.

    I'll be wearing the classic shirt 'n' jeans. :D

    Ur a legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭Shatner


    Then buy a pair of the patented Feeky Magee boxer shorts. Guaranteed babe-magnets. 50 quid for a pair (pic attached).

    Available in all sizes - S, M, L, XL, XXL and for the feekyesque customers out there the XXXL reinforced 'package'.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 612 ✭✭✭JoseJones


    This is brilliant, where is his picture?


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