I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

Johnny Giles

GiftofGab wrote: »

Looks like a great thread. I got the gist of it.

Can someone please write a summery of whats happening. I don't want to read all 67 pages of it.

This kid likes a 23 year old woman. He wants to play with her and drink her milk.

GiftofGab

Johnny Giles wrote: »

This kid likes a 23 year old woman. He wants to play with her and drink her milk.

looking for something a little bit more detailed

**Timbuk2**

GiftofGab wrote: »

Can someone please write a summery of whats happening. I don't want to read all 67 pages of it.

It's only 67 pages if you have boards set to n00bmode.

Real boards users have 25 pages.

Feeky Magee

one-angry-dwarf wrote: »

Actually, has he mentioned that it was definately Saturday night? People seem to think it is, but i can't find any mention, am I missing something?

On the ball.

Wish me luck!!

Johnny Giles

GiftofGab wrote: »

looking for something a little bit more detailed

He wants to lick her arse and go clubbing with her. Schoolboy fantasy

Johnny Giles

Feeky Magee wrote: »

On the ball.

Wish me luck!!

Fair play. You got 67 pages and thousands upon thousands of views for this thread. I must start one - "Johnny fancies a blow-up doll!"

horsebox1977

Feeky is so popular even Max Clifford is pm'ing him..

Word on street is Tiger Woods wants to thank you personally after taking name off the front pages in Florida

Feek - you rock out with your cock out.

Overheal

Win or Lose Feeky dont leave us hanging!

And wear this: http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

MrStuffins

I think he needs to post here 5 minutes before doing the deed.

So when he does, we can all count to 5 minutes and at that moment jump up and down simultaniously!

Not only will he be scoring, but the earth will move too!

sam34

Feeky Magee wrote: »

On the ball.

Wish me luck!!

wait, do you mean its TONIGHT???????

what are you doing online at ten pm in that case

get out there

and, eh, get in there!!

horsebox1977

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I've seen three epic threads in my life;


I got Married Last Weekend (still the best in my humble opinion)
Jigsaw/Emer


And this.

fill me in? post me the links homes.

fintonie

kickoutthejams wrote: »

????

I was rolling on the floor he knew he had to help me,

im only blind in 1 ear:eek:

Feeky Magee

sam34 wrote: »

wait, do you mean its TONIGHT???????

what are you doing online at ten pm in that case

get out there

and, eh, get in there!!

Taking advice of those who said it would be painfully uncool to show up early. My lift is on the way to my house as we speak.

Bricking it! :eek:

Shatner

Feeky Magee wrote: »

On the ball.

Wish me luck!!

If I see you out tomorrow night, Feeky, I'll tap the side of my nose (just like in 'the Sting').

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

Mars Bar

Ooo, good luck Feeky!

OutlawPete

ibarelycare wrote: »

Outlaw Pete did you make that facebook group? Those photoshopped pics have your mark all over them

Funny you should say that. Was thinking that myself

Nah, sure OutlawPete is Facebook phobic ..

Had to set up an account today just to take a look.

Overheal

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Taking advice of those who said it would be painfully uncool to show up early. My lift is on the way to my house as we speak.

Bricking it! :eek:

Why should you be bricking it? You only have somewhere between 500 and 3000 boards.ie users watching this thread, waiting for you to come back victoriously.

Dont f*ck this up for us.

Relax youll be fine.

fintonie

well done feeky u screwed us all,

just got a phone call from a friend who is connected to feeky hes 37 and enjoying the crack,

sorry folks but its a scam.

OutlawPete

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Taking advice of those who said it would be painfully uncool to show up early. My lift is on the way to my house as we speak.

Bricking it! :eek:

Chill and enjoy!!!

Hendrix89

I've been following this thread throughout but hadn't posted.

Guess now is the time to wish you luck! Good luck man! Play it cool :cool:

sam34

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Taking advice of those who said it would be painfully uncool to show up early. My lift is on the way to my house as we speak.

Bricking it! :eek:

good luck lad, you'll be grand

NO PRESSURE

horsebox1977

Saturday Night - Cork nightlclub = JFK moment.
I was on the dancing knoll...watching feeky the ledge getting it on..

peabutler

Tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrStuffins

Man, if you don't shag her you better f*cking lie!

Don't be coming back here with anything other than a happy ending!

mikemac

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Taking advice of those who said it would be painfully uncool to show up early. My lift is on the way to my house as we speak.

Bricking it! :eek:

I've read all this thread and I'm sure I read you were heading out tomorrow.
So it's tonight??

Well best of luck lad and report back here.

I think we have a Legends of the Boards forum somewhere around here and you sir deserve a place

Poccington

Pressure is for tires lad!

God speed.

Overheal

MrStuffins wrote: »

Man, if you don't shag her you better f*cking lie!

Don't be coming back here with anything other than a happy ending!

Dude he's going to a club not a Spa. Keep up.

peabutler

Half way through the shag say " You're good but your sister was better"

ibarelycare

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Taking advice of those who said it would be painfully uncool to show up early. My lift is on the way to my house as we speak.

Bricking it! :eek:

Wait, so it's tonight? Not tomorrow?

Johnny Giles

mikemac wrote: »

I've read all this thread and I'm sure I read you were heading out tomorrow.
So it's tonight??

Changed his mind. Wanted the attention tonight from us.