Men-what attracts you to a girl on a night out?

Warfi

loglogbarkbark wrote: »

I love chatting to fellas in smoking areas I have no problems chatting to anyone no matter what they look like because I honestly go for personality.What pisses me off is some men feel because they have talked to you it's fully their right for you to head down an ally down with them and when you say no they make you feel like a tease. whats wrong with exchanging numbers.

They're just assholes, don't mind them. There are plenty of nice men out there who know how to treat a girl, get chatting to them instead

wudangclan

Abigayle wrote: »

I hate anything that starts with 'This is AH' ...but a heartbeat doesn't really seem high up on the list of requirements.

But it is essential...most of the time.

loglogbarkbark

Warfi wrote: »

They're just assholes, don't mind them. There are plenty of nice men out there who know how to treat a girl, get chatting to them instead

I need an asshole radar hahah.

Whosbetter?

loglogbarkbark wrote: »

I love chatting to fellas in smoking areas I have no problems chatting to anyone no matter what they look like because I honestly go for personality.What pisses me off is some men feel because they have talked to you it's fully their right for you to head down an ally down with them and when you say no they make you feel like a tease. whats wrong with exchanging numbers.

Oh God!

How wonderful it would have been, if mobile phones & texting were available when I was on the prowl.

OutlawPete

Terry wrote: »

Women, stop wearing revealing clothes and then whining when some dude tries to chat you up.

Stop pretending that you are completely unaware of this. We know that you know.

Classic.

I could do with some help on the following thread when you get a minute

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=63370995

OutlawPete

Eye contact and a friendly smile ftw.

Grudaire

Abigayle wrote: »

I hate anything that starts with 'This is AH' ...but a heartbeat doesn't really seem high up on the list of requirements.

And it's really putting "Easyness" in context (If they're dead they'll not say no!)

Saibh

Cliste wrote: »

Hole and a heartbeat surely!

Would say a hole and a heartbeat just about describes anyone - female or male...

Duggy747

loglogbarkbark wrote: »

I love chatting to fellas in smoking areas I have no problems chatting to anyone no matter what they look like because I honestly go for personality.What pisses me off is some men feel because they have talked to you it's fully their right for you to head down an ally down with them and when you say no they make you feel like a tease. whats wrong with exchanging numbers.

Ha ha, one time I was out in the smoking area of a club bored on my own when I saw a girl on her own. I went over and started chatting to her just for some company and before long she was convinced I was trying to get with her. She kept randomly throwing in that she had a boyfriend but I just wanted to talk to her so I finished my fag and walked off.

A little head would have livened up the conversation :pac:

loglogbarkbark

Duggy747 wrote: »

Ha ha, one time I was out in the smoking area of a club bored on my own when I saw a girl on her own. I went over and started chatting to her just for some company and before long she was convinced I was trying to get with her. She kept randomly throwing in that she had a boyfriend but I just wanted to talk to her so I finished my fag and walked off.

A little head would have livened up the conversation :pac:

Ha that happens with fellas too though I never have a lighter on me sometimes people think just asking for a light is a proposition.A big long sigh and a my girlfriends at the bar thing.Its a weird world every move has a motive behind it to some people.I pride myself on taking people at face value because life is a happier place if you do.

K-9

A sense of humour is a must!

Boobs, long legs and a nice decent sized arse are all good, but with no sense of humour there is zero chance of much more than a one nighter.

Oh and don't be a drama queen!

opinion guy

Varies according to following equation:

A = ((f + nb)^d) * 1/t^2 +/- (r*a*h)


where A= attractiveness
f = figure
nb = non-bitch
d = drunkness
t = time till end of night
r = rack factor
a = ass factor
h = humour factor

Note the power relationship to drunkness and the inverse square relationship to the end of the night

Xinkai

opinion guy wrote: »

Varies according to following equation:

A = ((f + nb)^d) * 1/t^2 +/- (r*a)


where A= attractiveness
f = figure
nb = non-bitch
d = drunkness
t = time till end of night
r = rack factor
a = ass factor


Note the power relationship to drunkness and the inverse square relationship to the end of the night

I bet your a virgin.

OutlawPete

opinion guy wrote: »

Varies according to following equation:

A = ((f + nb)^d) * 1/t^2 +/- (r*a*h)


where A= attractiveness
f = figure
nb = non-bitch
d = drunkness
t = time till end of night
r = rack factor
a = ass factor
h = humour factor

Note the power relationship to drunkness and the inverse square relationship to the end of the night

Now why didn't we have algebra teachers at school that had us working on equations like this?!

That Damn C- could have been a B+ at least.

citizen_p

approachability really.....if you walk up to a girl and she gives you a dirty look it just like you think in your head (fuk off you obnoxious bitch)

where as if they are approacable its much easier...


also personal prefrence on looks....

OutlawPete

Mousey- wrote: »

approachability really.....if you walk up to a girl and she gives you a dirty look it just like you think in your head (fuk off you obnoxious bitch)

where as if they are approacable its much easier...


also personal prefrence on looks....

Amen.

g-whizz

brunette, high heels, wet-look leggin thingys, nice pins always get me going.
a girl laughing is good shít too.

K-9

opinion guy wrote: »

Varies according to following equation:

A = ((f + nb)^d) * 1/t^2 +/- (r*a*h)


where A= attractiveness
f = figure
nb = non-bitch
d = drunkness
t = time till end of night
r = rack factor
a = ass factor
h = humour factor

Note the power relationship to drunkness and the inverse square relationship to the end of the night

Where did the Double DD go?

Abi

opinion guy wrote: »

Varies according to following equation:

A = ((f + nb)^d) * 1/t^2 +/- (r*a*h)


where A= attractiveness
f = figure
nb = non-bitch
d = drunkness
t = time till end of night
r = rack factor
a = ass factor
h = humour factor

Note the power relationship to drunkness and the inverse square relationship to the end of the night

Mmmmm.... Keeper xx

Holsten

Legs.

Not in a pack of cockblockers, i.e look approachable.

xmcp

level of obesity. i just look for the in-shape girls, such a rarity these days unfortunately

OutlawPete

xmcp wrote: »

level of obesity. i just look for the in-shape girls, such a rarity these days unfortunately

Where are you looking?

I think women have never been in better shape than they are now.

Soby

consciousness

Kold

A girl that actually wants to talk to people. A bit of playfulness goes a long way too.

xmcp

OutlawPete wrote: »

Where are you looking?

I think women have never been in better shape than they are now.

oh man, you're dead right for dublin. i was there last weekend, standard just walking around the streets was very good, really elegantly dressed as well. and they were definitely irish women before anyone asks! unforunately, i'm from the bogs of clare, women a bit rough here.

opinion guy

Abigayle wrote: »

Mmmmm.... Keeper xx

Ah you've obviously heard that math geeks do it according to a reverse asymptotic differential curve for longer

My phone number is the first seven digits of the series of perfect primes.....call me....

OutlawPete

xmcp wrote: »

oh man, you're dead right for dublin. i was there last weekend, standard just walking around the streets was very good, really elegantly dressed as well. and they were definitely irish women before anyone asks! unforunately, i'm from the bogs of clare, women a bit rough here.

Even in Ennis .. I heard there was some lovely looking women down there

TheKells

The girl actually looking like she's enjoying herself. I see so many girls walking round looking depressed or angry I wonder why some of them bother going out

Tar.Aldarion

Her looks and the way she acts...if I deem her to be acting cutely I will find out if I am right











































































boobs

Abi

opinion guy wrote: »

My phone number is the first seven digits of the series of perfect primes.....call me....

Tee hee.

Tar.Aldarion

[quote=[Deleted User];63373054]Any NON stuck up Irish girl. Or any foreign girl.[/QUOTE]

Well yeah tehy ahve to be funny, smart, intelligent, good looking, charming...or Asian.

Grudaire

opinion guy wrote: »

Ah you've obviously heard that math geeks do it according to a reverse asymptotic differential curve for longer

Actually we just lie tangent to her curves...

AckwelFoley

When i was single, i was attracted to anyone, depended on their attitude.

Pulse optional

Fracture

LOL this is one of the funniest threads i've read in ages.

Stee wrote: »

Inability to make rational decisions

HAHAHAHHAHA i burst my hole laughing at that (sitting in class here).

CreepingDeath

Playfulness and flirtiness is always good, shows confidence.

Although that won't work is she looks like a swamp donkey stuffed into a dress and shot in the face with a make-up gun.

Ah yeah and under 35... that's the best-before date for women.

homerjay2005

to be honest, if a decent looking woman goes out to pull and doesnt, there is something wrong with her personality or else she is too picky and is after perfecction. in all fairness, most woman should be able to score on a night out, alot of place are sausage fests and an average woman will be perved at all night.

Wibbs

Whosbetter? wrote: »

Also ladies, lay off this obsession with being a size zero.

Posh Spice is not an acceptable role model for anybody!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only gays think that's cool.

Real men think that a size 12 is about right.:cool:

Ehh.... While looking like a reject from a trocaire box is not good, the notion that someone under a size 12 is lacking is equally not good. What height is she for a start? A size 12 at 5 foot10, is a fair bit different to a size 12 at 5 foot. Personally I like slimmer women and last time I looked I wasn't "gay".

Attraction wise? Nice face, good bod, nice bum, but without personality then that lot doesnt cut it. Lack of insanity is a major bonus too.:D

Warfi

Wibbs wrote: »

and last time I looked I wasn't "gay".

Where does one look for the 'ghey'?

neilthefunkeone

Tommy_NDX wrote: »

Her alcohol intake.

Her Penis intake

AckwelFoley

Warfi wrote: »

Where does one look for the 'ghey'?

Simple test.

Drop the soap in the Home teams shower room in Anfield.

Gauge reaction.

Warfi

snyper wrote: »

Simple test.

Drop the soap in the Home teams shower room in Anfield.

Gauge reaction.

Is that the 'old grey whistle test'?

monkeypants

CreepingDeath wrote: »

shot in the face with a make-up gun.

Perfect description!

fitness fan

i hate it when ladies congregate in large its so difficult to break into that group

Captain Havoc

blindness

monkeypants

Captain Havoc wrote: »

blindness

Yours or hers?

CreepingDeath

fitness fan wrote: »

i hate it when ladies congregate in large its so difficult to break into that group

You want a canister of tear gas in that situation.
But failing that, let rip a foul fart in secret and the group cohesive will weaken, especially if you point the finger at one of them.

Captain Havoc

monkeypants wrote: »

Yours or hers?

Wish it was mine sometimes

horsebox1977

Whosbetter? wrote: »

Also ladies, lay off this obsession with being a size zero.

Posh Spice is not an acceptable role model for anybody!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only gays think that's cool.

Real men think that a size 12 is about right.:cool:

a size 12 is fat

funkyjebus

horsebox1977 wrote: »

a size 12 is fat

Agreed, size 12 is fat 8 is perfect, might sway me to a 10 if very pretty and curvy as appose to plumpy. But i'd take a 10 over a 6 most days

Hate women who go out looking like a whores. Like my women to look sexy, but why women think that means less clothes is beyond me.

Captain Havoc

horsebox1977 wrote: »

a size 12 is fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtmuXWCFQzE

Well if you don't want a size twelver I'll take her off your hands