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The Conundrum (off topic banter vers 1.0)

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    #212
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    yes 12 baby chicks just hatched,they will be lurverly wiv gravy:pac::pac::pac:


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    #213
    Deki
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    You doing the feather plucking?


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    #214
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    No feathers are tastiest bits and the beaks num num num


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    #215
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    What about the feet? You gnaw on the little feet too?:pac:


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    #216
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Eating them alive is what i do! their little feet scratch my tonsils so i have to rip them off and chew on them as a starter!


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    #217
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    So you like that feeling of feathers in your throat? I'm eating ham.


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    #218
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Ham is derived from a pig/hog aint it? reminds me of somebody that not even a pig would eat!:pac::pac::pac:


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    #219
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    It's a canned ham ;) I do have to make potato salad.


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    #220
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    How insensitive of You,have You not heard of the Irish famine?

    On this special day i say "blessed are those who hunger for JUSTICE Spuds


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    #221
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    They are very pretty little red new potatoes, I'd rather eat the potatoes than the ham:p Wonder how people first decided to eat potatoes?


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    #222
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    May'be they saw people croaking it from eating deadly nightshade mushrooms:eek: after that spuds would look attractive i guess?


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    #223
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Looks like after they saw folks poisoned by nightshade they would have been afraid of eating something they dug up. Animals must have ate them, but how did the animals know? Anyway I like potatoes:)


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    #224
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    You realise that ALL the animals that tested Your lipstick died?:eek:

    I am trying to teach Yoi Irish here, it is Spuds!!!!!!!!!! (i can spell that:P:P:))


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    #225
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spuds Huh well I will teach ya sum redneck it's "taters" here and "tater salat"
    and "tater tails":)

    They only tested the lipstick on bunnies. The real tragedy was the mascara tests they made on the llamas - that really made me sad. Poor blinded llamas bumping into walls the rest of their lives.:(;)


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    #226
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    Spuds Huh well I will teach ya sum redneck it's "taters" here and "tater salat"
    and "tater tails":)

    They only tested the lipstick on bunnies. The real tragedy was the mascara tests they made on the llamas - that really made me sad. Poor blinded llamas bumping into walls the rest of their lives.:(;)

    I just gotta swim the green river for some of dem dar taters and tatar salads, tater tails??? are the tail owners still alive when ya crunch on them?(would hate hoof marks on my handsome face!:eek:

    Yeah the poor llamas is sad for sure:( but You must admit that bumping into walls is something You do often due to 'Grandma's recei pee:P


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    #227
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Green river's mighty cold and swift this time of the year with the snow melt off and all the spring showers that bring May flowers Du. How good are you at building rafts?

    The tater tails are just curly fries - They won't mess up your pretty face:p

    What do you know about the recipe? I didn't tell you that did I Du ?:eek:


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    #228
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Yup You told me the Receipe in exchange for my bellydancing for you on webcam.{admittedly You had drank quite a lot of the erm 'Tonic}
    Your secret is not in the least safe with me though!

    Pfffttttt i can swim the Atlantic naked with just some grease to keep my vital bit{mouth} warm the green river Pffffttttt even more!!!!!!
    I could surf it on a twig!!!!!!!!

    Thing is,will Ya open the door when i knock??????


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    #229
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh my goodness, there goes the family business:eek: I'm in for it now. When they find out I traded it for your belly dancing they'll have me locked away.

    Well now if you come surfing down the green river on a twig wearing only a bit of grease I'd have to let you in wouldn't I ? They'd have you locked up too.:eek::D


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    #230
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    Oh my goodness, there goes the family business:eek: I'm in for it now. When they find out I traded it for your belly dancing they'll have me locked away.

    Well now if you come surfing down the green river on a twig wearing only a bit of grease I'd have to let you in wouldn't I ? They'd have you locked up too.:eek::D


    Lol,Tee hee hee, good gawd Woman You could out-chat President O'bama on a loop tape( Scientific fact:the Speech center of a Womans brain is far more developed than mens)

    I gotta go, Don't forget the time diffrience:eek:

    Happy Easter Deki,hope ya have a lovely one!:)

    MWAH


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    #231
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You have a wonderful Easter Du, I have "spuds" to boil;)
    I've enjoyed your company tonight, It was fun.:p
    :rolleyes:Hugs to you- MWAH !


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    #232
    PFJSplitter
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    Hey, Dee, how did the spuds turn out?


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    #233
    BBDBB
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    they should be about ready any day now ;)


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    #234
    Deki
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    oooh! but they're a gummy blackened mess. :eek::D Time to peel some more:(


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    #235
    Kiva.D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,162 ✭✭✭Kiva.D


    I just noticed this thread :)
    :( Deki is taking a bit of time off boards...
    Wishing her well and hope she comes back soon :)

    Hi everyone *waves*


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    #236
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    hi kiva and everyone.


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    #237
    Hope O_o
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭Hope O_o


    Hiya 24 :) welcome to boards.


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    #238
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    lovely sun Hope O o - i need to get a sig...


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    #239
    Hope O_o
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭Hope O_o


    thanks 24 :) you have a cheery sunflower avvy


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    #240
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    So quiz-y peoples aren't too fond of chatting then?

    That's a shame. I like the way some of your minds seem to work :pac:


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    #241
    Eeden
    Registered Users Posts: 17,912 ✭✭✭✭Eeden


    Too busy thinking about weird puzzles, maybe? Conversation gets in the way? :confused:


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