Amusing Twitter account

eviltimeban

http://www.twitter.com/mywifeisnotafan

"I'm a musician. I often play my new songs to my wife. These are her real-life responses: she can be brutal but always tells the truth!"

jc7

Nothing amusing here.

Sure, isn't this your own twitter page?

aidan_walsh

jc7 wrote: »

Nothing amusing here.

Sure, isn't this your own twitter page?

It is.

Tabnabs

For a genuinely funny twitter account try shitmydadsays

Including gems like

"A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown ****ing toenail. Stop bitching."

"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."

"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."

junkyard

eviltimeban wrote: »

http://www.twitter.com/mywifeisnotafan

"I'm a musician. I often play my new songs to my wife. These are her real-life responses: she can be brutal but always tells the truth!"

She's got a point though, i'd stick with the day job if I was you.;)

Pompey Magnus

eviltimeban wrote: »

she can be brutal

A match made in Heaven so.