Dating tips?

Lana80

Ok am single and am looking for that someone special.Any advice?
I havent met someone that I really clicked with in what feels like such a long time.I do go out on dates with guys when I'm asked but there hasnt been any sparks(good ones anyway).

allanb49

Say you're a recovering nymphomainiac lesbien

Sarky

Do a barrel roll

Fago!

Rub yerself in peanut butter, do a hawian tribal dance and scream "AAAAooooooooogggaaa

That'll get you a mate for sure.

Lana80

Have tried all those and it aint working.Thanks though for the very sound advice

kerash

Lana80 wrote: »

there hasnt been any sparks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBtj2ShktAU

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Stop looking :cool:

Cicero

Ok...since this is the Cuckoos Nest, can't possibly take this question seriously (it's against the Cuckoos nest law)...but maybe some of the following will inspire you:

1. In the summer time, have your lunch in a trendy park like Stephens Green (or the equivalent wherever you live), seek out all the trendy suit types/hippie types (i.e. whatever ure into) , sit near someone you think you'ld like, then start chatting about the price of sandwiches, the book you're reading, or where they got their tie, as you have to buy one for your brother/father/ cousin!

2. Go to a good cafe, sidle over to your 'target', and spill your milk/coffee (but not too hot) coke etc over them...then insist on paying for their dry cleaning bill/lunch bill/ mortgage and ask for their contact details

3. Take a train journey at the right time of day- not too busy so that its packed, not too quiet that means ure sitting on ure own- ID target,,,,sit ureself down, and either spill coffee, or talk sandwiches !

4. Go to a museum- ID target- bring mini lap top to research on artist they have just looked at and looked interested in..read up pertinent information, then say something profound out loud about the painting that only a real artist fan would know...job done!!

5. Go to a play----at the break, stand near the bar with a dramatic pose...look really interested in the programme...someones bound to strike up a conversation with you. ..not saying you'll like them though!

If none of the above work, I'm sure there's a few available guys here in the Cuckoos nest...but it IS the CUCKOOS nest..!:D

Lana80

Thanks for the tips Cicero (dont know if I'm brave enough to do any of them,but I may do)

MrStuffins

Lana80 wrote: »

Thanks for the tips Cicero (dont know if I'm brave enough to do any of them,but I may do)

Do you know what you're looking for in a guy/girl/ guy/girl combi?

LionelNashe

This is the cuckoos nest. Doesn't this thread belong in the Frisbee forum?

Lana80

I'm looking for a guy who is down to earth,fun,intelligent,attractive,honest and into music.And chemistry.(drum roll)

Rhyme

MrStuffins

Lana80 wrote: »

I'm looking for a guy who is down to earth,fun,intelligent,attractive,honest and into music.And chemistry.(drum roll)

My tip would be to lower your standards

Lana80

That was my standard 5 years ago,and have lowered the bar to 'has his own teeth,a pulse and a third leg' ,and chemistry

MrStuffins

Lana80 wrote: »

That was my standard 5 years ago,and have lowered the bar to 'has his own teeth,a pulse and a third leg' ,and chemistry

Well you say you're looking for "Someone Special". Thing about that is, you have to find hi first.

Trying to force a spare between you and any Joe-Soap would defeat the whole purpose ya know?

Lana80

And plays the flute.Very funny pic Rhyme

Lana80

Sorry Mr Stuffins .what do you mean?

MrStuffins

Lana80 wrote: »

Sorry Mr Stuffins .what do you mean?

If you do want "Someone Special" then no amount of tips we give will make a guy you go on a date with be that special guy.

Hope i'm making sense!

Lana80

You're making sense,thanks

MrStuffins

Lana80 wrote: »

You're making sense,thanks

There are a log of really nice guys about though, don't stop looking

Lana80

Are you pne of them?

MrStuffins

Lana80 wrote: »

Are you pne of them?

Of course i am

Joe the Gent people call me, and my name ain't even Joe :pac:

Sarky

What the f*ck is wrong with you people, are you blind? Read the damn charter. MrStuffins, you're on your last warning. Any more logic or sound advice and you're out of here.


OP, show your target the shrine you made out of the samples of hair you collected off them while they slept. Men love flattery.

MrStuffins

Sarky wrote: »

What the f*ck is wrong with you people, are you blind? Read the damn charter. MrStuffins, you're on your last warning. Any more logic or sound advice and you're out of here.


OP, show your target the shrine you made out of the samples of hair you collected off them while they slept. Men love flattery.

Boobs!

Sarky

Better. Here, have a Spengbab!

MrStuffins

Sarky wrote: »

Better. Here, have a Spengbab!

Thanks, i've always wanted one.

Have a South Dakota

James T Kirk

When you spot a suitable mate, fling a heavy spanner at the back of his head. When he turns around to see what the **** was that, tell him you are so sorry, that you thought he was someone else. Conversation and romance should follow.

Sarky

Nice. Don't worry about flinging it too hard, either, it just means you can skip the conversation :pac:

James T Kirk

And if he turns her down, she can bludgeon him to a bloody pulp with the spanner. :cool:

Lana80

Men of Ireland beware of spanners hitting your heads.
Seriously am great and getting other people together but dont go for it if I really like a guy,so spanner it is

Deki

and reusable to keep him in line...

MrStuffins

Most guys ARE spanners so be careful, you might just be adding to his mass just like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2!

Black Swan

Want a date? Here are plenty!

PFJSplitter

Yellow snow cones. Ahhhhhhhh, the flavour of lemon.....

Capt'n Midnight

dating tips ?


cut off one of her legs and count the rings , that should give you the age and hence you can work out the dates

Sarky

Cover him in nicotine patches while he sleeps and remove them before he wakes up. He'll equate the terrible withdrawal with you not being around. Repeat a few more times and bingo, he's yours for life.