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Storminateacup

(Yes it was. I was massaging the back leg of an unkempt female in my massage class and she had tuffs of ginger hair growing on her ass, sprouting out of the ass crack. Absolutely vile, and a horrid image I have feared has turned me off gingers 4lyf.)


YES!! please explain it?

Dubchild

Just imagine she was actually a he, a transvestite and that will put the image right out of ur head, maybe.
Me go... What's ur mothers first name, storminateacup?

Storminateacup

Michelle

(and that really didnt put the image out of my head )


What phone have you got?

Star Lord

My phone is a hero.

Why can't it fly?

Dubchild

Nice name that is. I have a cousin called Michelle. I think the awful image will be in ur head for life, you poor tortured person I have a crappy phone, it's all scratched and old. Can't think what type it is and i'm too lazy to go see where it is, i'm getting a new one for xmas.

Sarky

ARGH! SEAGULLS!

Star Lord

That's no seagull, it's BANANAMAN

Dubchild

Ya bananna man with a red cape.

margarite

Sarky wrote: »

ARGH! SEAGULLS!

Yes, I remember on a beach, enjoying our lunch when a seagull came along, did his business in my dad s mug of tea. Still laugh when I think of it. Did anyone else have a problem with seagulls. Please share.:):rolleyes:

Sarky

YOU'RE a problem with seagulls!

Deki

you're a seagull !

Matt Holck

my host is out again

Storminateacup

Let's get FIZZY-GUL!


what are ye dressing up as tonight?

Im going as Hitler. So insensitive/offensive. I've been practising my salute and my WERMIN! accent.

margarite

Sarky wrote: »

YOU'RE a problem with seagulls!

Oh yes, the noise, they re ugly, you never know where they have being and they do their business in all kinds of places. Please do not tell me you like them?:D

Matt Holck

How Many Birds Do You See?

Storminateacup

Icecream?

Sarky

Mackerel?

Storminateacup

Not really a fan of fish, tbh. More of a sausage kinda girl.


Sing me a seagull?

Sarky

what far can look duck on?

Storminateacup

Have you ever seen a ducks penis?

It doesnt end up peeing on its testicles, and thats fo' sho.

margarite

Sarky wrote: »

YOU'RE a problem with seagulls!

Yes yes I have, they remind me of vermin, and should be dealt with accordingly, with their squealing and doing their business anywhere and everywhere, do you have a problem with my comment.

margarite

Storminateacup wrote: »

Icecream?

What s your favorite flavour, mine is Bailey s Ice cream. Its lovely with coffee in it. Why do you not try it.:D

Storminateacup

I'm not a fan of icecream but praline and almond icecream is beautiful, as is deepfried, such a shame we can't get it in ireland!!

I love the weightwatchers belgin chocolate eclairs, frozen. I guess that's icecream!!



Worst injury you've ever had

Storminateacup

Hmm deepfried and weightwatchers in the same sentence! Hmmmm!!

Also speaking of vermin, those mofo pidgeons. Hate!
Rats with wings, walking right up to you, ouh.

Makes me scream louder than any man ever did, illtellyawhat.

Squarewave

I have decided
that all my posts
should be enclosed
by a cute mouse..

Is this a good idea?

charmer

It's an excellent idea.

What is the mouse's favourite TV show?

Fago!

Rugrats

What's the mouse's name?

margarite

Squarewave wrote: »

I have decided
that all my posts
should be enclosed
by a cute mouse..

Is this a good idea?

I think it a brilliant idea and cheered me up no end. How did you do it. Thanks again for the laugh.:)

Squarewave

margarite wrote: »

I think it a brilliant idea and cheered me up no end. How did you do it. Thanks again for the laugh.

Step 1: Chop mouse in half.
Step 2: Insert text.
Step 3: Profit.
Step 4: ???

Sarky

Squarewave has saved this thread.

I was like let's get rid of this thread cos its boring

Then Squarewave was all like NO WAY LOOK AT THIS MOUSE

then i was all like ok

Squarewave

True story.

Except for the bit with the mouse,
that was slightly exaggerated..

Star Lord

I tried to put my post inside a mouse, but it got pretty messy and the mouse burst.

Anyone got a spare mouse?

Paddy Samurai

One deep fried ,Chocolate covered one left.


Have you been a good little boy/girl for Santa this year.

grrrrrrrrrr

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

One deep fried ,Chocolate covered one left.
Have you been a good little boy/girl for Santa this year.

I hope so




What do you get in the Chinese?

Storminateacup

Chicken curry (minus onions/peas/shrooms) and boiled rice.

Whats your favourite food?

RunHomerRun

Italian

What time are you up since / going to bed at?

DOC09UNAM

up since 11 o clock this morning, tired now

You?

RunHomerRun

Up since approx 1.30 this morning, which now is yesterday - Monday, yep tired also.....:(

Is it really -3 outside as predicted?

grrrrrrrrrr

RunHomerRun wrote: »

Up since approx 1.30 this morning, which now is yesterday - Monday, yep tired also.....:(
Is it really -3 outside as predicted?

Was close enough.


How tall are you?

littlebitdull

5foot 1 and a half inches ... so not very tall at all.

Shall we dance?

beefjerky

Sure why not!

What did the last text message on your phone say?

Storminateacup

Last text: "slam slam oh hotdamnnnn, what he say?"

Have you ever killed anything

Paddy Samurai

Storminateacup wrote: »

Last text: "slam slam oh hotdamnnnn, what he say?"

Have you ever killed anything

yes.................mainly insects

How much money do you have?

grrrrrrrrrr

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

yes.................mainly insects
How much money do you have?

Not as much as I would like.

What are your bank accounts details?

margarite

grrrrrrrrrr wrote: »

Not as much as I would like.

What are your bank accounts details?

What have you got to offer that make me give you any details like that?:D

margarite

Storminateacup wrote: »

Last text: "slam slam oh hotdamnnnn, what he say?"

Have you ever killed anything

Yes, have you?:D

Storminateacup

I have!



What to do you to make yourself feel better?!

margarite

Storminateacup wrote: »

I have!



What to do you to make yourself feel better?!

I take a time out see what needs changing and go out shopping, really I just do a task called visualization, where I put myself in a situation where I am happiest and let me imagination take over. What do you do?:):rolleyes:

Storminateacup

It depends what made me mad! The best way to cheer myself up would be unleash a scathing verbal attack on whoever got under my skin!!

Or, getting blind drunk. That works too. But, right now I can't drink!!!!!


What's your guilty pleasure.

margarite

Storminateacup wrote: »

It depends what made me mad! The best way to cheer myself up would be unleash a scathing verbal attack on whoever got under my skin!!

Or, getting blind drunk. That works too. But, right now I can't drink!!!!!


What's your guilty pleasure.

I m lucky I worked in an office, there I was shown how to give it back in ever such a nice way, like losing their file, or taking my time in what ever they asked me to check out. Outside the office I would never let them know they annoyed me but put things in such a way that would put them back in their box so quickly that they never said such things to me again. It s amazing what you can say with a soft gentle tone but hitting the spot like a dagger. I was shown by my boss who is a master at it.:D