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Storminateacup

You're not that cool, HOTHOT!!!


(omg lusty who's your fav glee person? I'm in love with puck. I love him. He's absolutely everything I want in a guy. And the hair? Oh hell. Get down witcjo bad self. Wreck him I would!)


Who's gonna win xfactor?

lil'bug

who cares??

if a tree falls on Simon Cowell will I be blamed?

Storminateacup

Nope. It'll be probably Katie waisels granma that kills him. With the clap.



Why are you in on a saturday night

SparkyTech

Why would anyone leave on a Saturday night when we've got boards.ie!

If a tree falls in a forest when no-ones around, does it self combust into a ball of flames?

Storminateacup

It dances the sexy dance, it shimmys to the right. Then it poops.


Do you love it?

SparkyTech

I love pop-tarts.

Was it the chicken or the egg that came first?

Storminateacup

Chicken. Eggs can't come.


How do you open a banana

lil'bug

you use its zip!

how much is too much?

Storminateacup

Too much:
sexy.
Fun.
NoNsCeNcEeee


What's your favourite thing to do in the bath

margarite

Storminateacup wrote: »

Too much:
sexy.
Fun.
NoNsCeNcEeee


What's your favourite thing to do in the bath

Do every get a chance to wash some of the (what s the word for a female dog) off you:D:mad: Ups my mistake you do not take enough baths even for that. I believe you have no mirrors in ur place that ur image broke them all.

lil'bug

the thunderdome is that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Storminateacup

Yo, you overweight crass illiterate fool. Yeah, I'm talkin to the bitch that can't comphrehend simple English. Are you actually retarded, like for real?
I'm not trying to be insulting, but you ramble incoherently on and on about working for government bodies and being a P.A but your grasp of the English language suggests you're not capable of running a bath.

Ding ding ding. That's your 4th class teacher calling. Time to go back to pre joined handwriting, and time to familiarize yourself with what we call a full stop.

I actually feel sorry for you. I sit here, reading your drivel and it's honestly like sitting back and watching two retards run around with buckets on their heads, running into a wall but thinking it's each other. I fail to comphrend how you manage to exist with an IQ that is clearly 3 degrees below whalesh1t.

When you learn how to puntuate a sentance, and graduate to paragraphs, come back or take it to pms, because really, you, my friend, are a fool.

margarite

Storminateacup wrote: »

Yo, you overweight crass illiterate fool. Yeah, I'm talkin to the bitch that can't comphrehend simple English. Are you actually retarded, like for real?
I'm not trying to be insulting, but you ramble incoherently on and on about working for government bodies and being a P.A but your grasp of the English language suggests you're not capable of running a bath.

Ding ding ding. That's your 4th class teacher calling. Time to go back to pre joined handwriting, and time to familiarize yourself with what we call a full stop.

I actually feel sorry for you. I sit here, reading your drivel and it's honestly like sitting back and watching two retards run around with buckets on their heads, running into a wall but thinking it's each other. I fail to comphrend how you manage to exist with an IQ that is clearly 3 degrees below whalesh1t.

When you learn how to puntuate a sentance, and graduate to paragraphs, come back or take it to pms, because really, you, my friend, are a fool.

You r not worth replying to, I have reported you for harassment by the way you probably never heard of MENSA its a place for people for higher then average intelligence. I also have typing skills of 165 wpm and even more when I m annoyed. Please watch your spelling it is someone as young as 10 could spell better. Do you know what retards are? of course you u see one every time u look in a shop window.:D

Sarky

Both of you can shut up. I have been drinking heavily, I am trying to watch Spaced, and I do not want to have to do any moderating tonight.

margarite

Sarky wrote: »

Bith of you can shut up. I have been drinking heavily, I am trying to watch Spaced, and I do not want to have to do any moderating tonight.

Sorry Sarky, what is Spaced?:) What do u drink, and how much does it take to get u drunk, bet not as much as me, I drink 13 is the record so far of Sambuka and Baileys!

Star Lord

Margarite, my dear you really do not seem to get the general gist of this forum, and are simply annoying yourself in trying to understand it. So please, do yourself a favour and chose one of the many other forums on boards that would be better suited to what you wish to discuss.

Does resisting the urge to say GTFO mean I'm a good person? :pac:

James T Kirk

I hate when mammy and daddy fight.

*cries*

Why?

WHY?

Storminateacup

margarite wrote: »

You r not worth replying to, I have reported you for harassment by the way you probably never heard of MENSA its a place for people for higher then average intelligence. I also have typing skills of 165 wpm and even more when I m annoyed. Please watch your spelling it is someone as young as 10 could spell better. Do you know what retards are? of course you u see one every time u look in a shop window.:D

Lol! Congratulations on finding the , and . Button. Well done.
And the only gifted class you ever seen was the remedial room.

I like a spat as much, if not more, than the next person, and there is no doubt in my mind that I could absolutely destroy you if you wanted to get into it, but what's the point? You are clearly a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic and you're just NO FUN to argue with. Playing keyboard warrior with you is like going "boom! Sit the f*ck down bitch" after one reply.

You cannot form a simple sentence. You speak in riddles. You don't grasp any sort of sarcasm. You're just a troll, and I'm betting not only on the Internet.

Like I said before, if you want to continue this, take it to private messages. And report what you like, because I could not give a flying f*ck. Harrassment? Ah god love you. Keep it up and you really will be on the recieving end of uncensored fury. If you really want a valid post to report.

Storminateacup

Also. 13 drinks of sambuca and baileys? Sounds like what a normal person would drink getting ready before they go out.

Getting drunk? How about a bottle of wine, a shoulder of vodka, shots of tequila, double vodkas and *whatever* and then pints of cider when you can drink no kore.

It would seem somebody doesn't partake in binge drinking either.

Sarky

Y'know what's angrier than me while drinking? Me while hungover. You're both banned. You, and your children, and your childrens' children.

For 2 months.

SparkyTech

Back on topic: Who wants some pancakes?

Star Lord

Sarky wrote: »

Y'know what's angrier than me while drinking? Me while hungover. You're both banned. You, and your children, and your childrens' children.

For 2 months.

Ooooh I want pancakes!!!

Do they have meat sauce on them?

SparkyTech

Im a vegitarain you hearltess carnivore.

Wher'd you get the fur coat? Its divvvinnnneee :eek:

lil'bug

its from my dog When you have a dog as hairy as mine all your clothes are furry

have you written to santa yet?

Star Lord

Yes, and he sent back nekkid pictures. I didn't want them, but he put them in there anyway. The mind bleach does nothing!

Can I has total rekall?

lil'bug

as long as you don't accidently the whole thing

can i has a chesseburger?

Green Giant

No but you can have a cheeseburger

Is there anything that can be said for saying another Mass?

Star Lord

Probably an our father and a hail mary or two could be said for it. Maybe even a glory be, but let's not get ahead of our selves.

Speaking of, where could I get a head?

Rick_

I'm sure there are places you can go... certain bars.... Dunno how much you'd pay though...!

Is it tough being a truck driving cowgirl?

SparkyTech

Only if you forget to put the handbrake on.

Do these gloves make my hands look big?

Rick_

Well, those trousers make your arse look massi.... I mean, no, they don't.

Have you ever been face down in the mud and kicked in the head with an iron boot?

SparkyTech

Only from you Mr P.C (paddy-c, i made a rap, geddit ?)

Who was responsible for this pile of dirty laundry on the floor i see before me? :eek:

Rick_

Me. I made a mess. Deal with it.

What the F**K?!

Squarewave

What the FUNK?!



JAMES BROWN GETDOWN
HUH!

curlzy

There's no question to answer, so I'll pose one: Anyone else miss Margarite and Storminateacup arguing?

lil'bug

ahhhh no!!

should i buy some monkey trousers?

Squarewave

Well, they would go well with your gorilla vest.



Does popcorn kitten too much or am I?

lil'bug

Popcorn kitty is epic

why did a customer call me a ledgend??

Rubecula

You could be well known in certain circles. try boasting about it and you may find out.

What was the big round shiney thing in the sky today?

James T Kirk

MY PENIS!

*runs away*

Capt'n Midnight

you sir, are an iso-rectilinear prism of DiHydrogenMonOxide in crinkled planes composed of tessellating hexagonal rings


where is my soulmate ?

Claasman

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

you sir, are an iso-rectilinear prism of DiHydrogenMonOxide in crinkled planes composed of tessellating hexagonal rings


where is my soulmate ?

on the bottom of your foot, mate.

Rubecula

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

you sir, are an iso-rectilinear prism of DiHydrogenMonOxide in crinkled planes composed of tessellating hexagonal rings


where is my soulmate ?

Running for dear life, like a crippled badger.

Where's my cup of tea I was promised for posting here?

Paddy Samurai

Rubecula wrote: »

Where's my cup of tea I was promised for posting here?

I drank it on the bus while clipping my toenails.


Is Osama still alive?.

Rubecula

Well..... he is twitching a bit.

If you hit the ground running do you damage it?

Squarewave

Supercilious Jammie Dodger.

FoxT

Why is Jammie Dodger?

SparkyTech

Cause, he's never gonna dance again, his guilty biscuit feet have got no rhythmic. Though its easy to pretend, he knows he's no jam fool.

Do you believe in love after love, I can definitely feel something inside me saying I REALLY don't think yer strong enough, no?

lil'bug

i do i really do
can you hear the voices in my head?

Capt'n Midnight

lil'bug wrote: »

i do i really do
can you hear the voices in my head?

yes,

but it's just an echo





where have all the lemurs gone ?