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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    to lemurvirsity

    what's that coming over the hill?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Its the long lost celtic tiger!...............HES BACK!.

    Do you have hairy nostrils?.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    yes its great my hairy nostrils have been trained and now type :)

    what are you getting from santa?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    a good hard kick up the arse


    Did you come by the new road?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,397 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    No

    Is it lost?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 940 ✭✭✭kerryman12


    No

    Is it lost?

    No I have it - whats inside, i cant tell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,397 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    asphalt, stones and muck

    what time is it in two hours time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 940 ✭✭✭kerryman12


    phew I though I broke it.
    two hours later than it is not - and after that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    post phase 12 recovery

    what's the best way to stretch the back?


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Bungie Jumping

    are you on Satanta's list ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Satanta? Why, that would be an anagram of.....Satan, Ta.
    Yes, yes I am.

    Would you play the part of yourself in the movie about your life, or would you just let Tom Cruise/Angelina Jolie do it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Would rather Ian Huntley or Myra Hindley than those two monstrous egos.

    Is Julian Assange the 21st century Che Guevara?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    No.

    How was that bit of halibut?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    it tasted fishy.

    Have you ever tried Mulled Wine? (Yummeh!!!)


  • Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    I tried it on my infected leg but it only turned gangrene.

    Why does the first word of a sentence have a capital letter if theres already a full stop before it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I don't make the rules, I only follow them.... some times.

    Plans for New Years?


  • Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    Its a surprise.

    So?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    No!

    Tago Mago?


  • Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    only if you're having one.


    Whats your wan's name again?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I have no Wan

    is that bad?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    I have no Wan

    is that bad?

    probably. consult the magic 8 ball to be sure!

    Where am i?? :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    If no one posts in 2 days time, can I answer my own question?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, because you didn't answer the question with that post, so you broked it.

    Will you marry me? (By marry I mean make me dinner.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I just made a pizza I would be happy to share!

    That's not better than sex, is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    No

    Will I get a response to my perlico thread in the broadband forum?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Outlook Cloudy. Ask again Later



    Mmmmmm. Mashed Potatoes. What's not to love?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Mashed spuds... mmm...

    *buries head in bowl*

    Why is what they said not what they meant when they said the thing that they said in the first place?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    The Grammar Nzais ate him.


    Was he yummy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    He tasted like chicken. If chicken tasted like people, with cajun seasoning.

    Can I have one of those? *points*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    No, they're all for me :p

    Why would anyone want one?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭jamescd


    Because I'm greedy :pac:

    I'm bored, what shall I do ? :D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Count sheep. Or offer your neighbours some water at midnight.


    Why isn't grass black ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    it is when it s dark

    do you blame it on the dog?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, I blame it on your dog!

    What have you been feeding him?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Can onions Skateboad?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    no, only mushrooms can skate board

    should I buy a pimp cane?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    I think you should buy a candy cane & deck it out with marshmellow glitter &
    mint diamonds (polo's 42352577.jpg naturally) as a substitute.

    When the toy car that was submerged in a latex covering & inserted in a
    dark place is removed, will it ever be used as a mode of transport again?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well, it was never used as a mode of transport to begin with! Unless you were intending this to mean Lego Men.....

    Don't put a Lego Man there, though. Promise you won't. K?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    If Mr. lego man doesn't get into the car before it's magical journey then he'll
    never end up there.

    Where are all the ticklish feathers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    You really made me laugh out loud there! And as to the answer to your question.... well.... that would just reveal a bit too much personal info about my collection of fun items....



    Sweet baby Jesus! When will it STOP!?!?!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    Sweet baby Jesus! When will it STOP!?!?!?

    When he grows up the crying stops, even baby Jebuses that are
    simultaneously themselves, their father & a holy ghost stop crying eventually :cool:


    When do you think this smiley ":rolleyes:" will finally be appreciated instead of being
    too ahead of his time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Dude! You are SOOOOO Right! Mr Smiley is WAY ahead of his time!



    Can I have the same drugs you are on?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Just one of the benefits of living near a mobile phone mast.

    Jamacia or Bora Bora? Explain!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Jamaica - 'cos the cake is tasty.

    Pencil in the eye, or hammer to the thumb?

    Discuss


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    I was breaking brickets today & my thumb just started bleeding inexplicably
    so I feel thumbhammer-type pain as I type yet I'd choose it over eyejab
    anyday :D

    Why don't shops give translucent cellophane bags to customers for free
    instead of charging 15cent for the plastic stuff?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Because they are in business to make money!





    Should I go to bed now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Only if you want to miss the sun coming out to brighten up a wet wet Ireland.

    Will you tell us how your dreams involved this thread?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Sadly, this thread was not in any of my dreams.



    Please, Sir, could I have another?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Sure, you can have first pick of anything that takes your fancy.

    When people say "someday.....OOOoover the rainbow...." what do they mean :confused:


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