D4RK ONION's photo shop

D4RK ONION · 13-12-2009 1:44am #1

So, we all know our Praying Poetlord likes to keep everything ON TOPIC, so I said I'd make a whole new topic for this! The Onion's photo shop is now open and available for all your photoshopping needs! First up, we have a very special poster who asked santa for a burito this Christmas. Well, Onion always delivers and appears so does Santa!

http://pix.sparky-s.ie/04b62.jpg

phlegms wrote: »

Make me an avatar using the theme of xmas themed mexican food as in my sig. You have 1 hour.

Bobalicious93 · 13-12-2009 1:54am

You're gonna regret this.....

(I'm begging one of the mods to move this to AH).....

phlegms · 13-12-2009 1:55am

You're like a mildly talented Picasso or something!

:pac:

D4RK ONION · 13-12-2009 1:59am

By the way, all payments can be made to-
Thumbs up under my post
PO Box 2222
Donnybrook
Dublin 4

phlegms · 13-12-2009 2:14am

D4RK ONION wrote: »

By the way, all payments can be made to-
Thumbs up under my post
PO Box 2222
Donnybrook
Dublin 4

I think you dropped this;

D4RK ONION · 13-12-2009 2:39am

What can I say I like thanks. I also like south park, and so does jumpguy by the looks of his avatar, so here's the a sig I've made for in the hope he doesn't ask for something a billion times better (ie: something passable!)

http://pix.sparky-s.ie/84b25.gif

jumpguy wrote: »

And you could make me a...a...a...

way to get access to the boobs thread...y'know the one...

Or a Christmas sig.

Jako8 · 13-12-2009 2:44am

Jako8 wrote: »

You can make me a music related sig.

Nothing specific, just use your imagination.

:pac:

jumpguy · 13-12-2009 2:45am

D4RK ONION wrote: »

What can I say I like thanks. I also like south park, and so does jumpguy by the looks of his avatar, so here's the a sig I've made for in the hope he doesn't ask for something a billion times better (ie: something passable!)

http://pix.sparky-s.ie/84b25.gif

Savage man. The pink will add a wonderful femininity to my usual hard-man posts.

(Messing!)

D4RK ONION · 13-12-2009 3:03am

I had it with a sort of red to white, but it just looked even tackier than what you have there, so I went with the more pale colour, didn't even consider it to be pink, was just thinking light red! Oh, and thanks for the credit, there was no need for that

Jako8, yours will come, probably tomorrow evening at some stage, the shop is now closed! Requests can be slid under the door while I'm away

Insect Overlord · 13-12-2009 3:16am

You could try to photo-shop yourself a life, that would be pretty impressive :pac:

olololololololol

D4RK ONION · 13-12-2009 3:19am

Oh I'm sorry which of us has a girlfriend? Oh that's me, isn't it? Sorry, I just forgot for a moment there.

Insect Overlord · 13-12-2009 3:22am

Took your time with that though, didn't ya?

Bobalicious93 · 13-12-2009 12:19pm

I could've sworn we had a thread for general chat.....

KnifeWRENCH · 13-12-2009 2:59pm

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

(I'm begging one of the mods to move this to AH).....

Hmm......do I dare?

Jay P · 13-12-2009 3:32pm

Will you make me a pink floyd sig please

syncosised · 14-12-2009 5:00pm

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Oh I'm sorry which of us has a girlfriend? Oh that's me, isn't it? Sorry, I just forgot for a moment there.

Zing, you finally get to use that one!

D4RK ONION · 14-12-2009 5:09pm

WOH WOH woh, a fellow fake-dogger?! Who are you?! (who-hoo who-hoo?) Steve? Gearoid? Stephen?

Just checked your DOB, hey you!

Jesus Juice · 14-12-2009 6:19pm

Can I have picture for a sig that contains:

An Onion
The Ramones
Halo
A can of Bavaria
Flag of the Republic Of South Africa.

In that order.
If you make that then I will use it as my sig.

D4RK ONION · 14-12-2009 6:32pm

You just want them side by side?

Jesus Juice · 14-12-2009 6:39pm

D4RK ONION wrote: »

You just one them side by side?

Nope,integrated together!
Hey you're good enough to have your own thread,can you not do it or something?:pac:

D4RK ONION · 14-12-2009 6:47pm

You just didn't make it clear, mainly because you said "in that order"

Jesus Juice · 14-12-2009 6:51pm

Dude if you can actually do it I'll be incredibly impressed!

soccymonster · 14-12-2009 7:17pm

John and edward? :pac:

D4RK ONION · 14-12-2009 7:28pm

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Dude if you can actually do it I'll be incredibly impressed!

So, this one was actually fun, and I might make a ver 2.0 as this is fairly messy and the onion and the bavaria can are pretty much invisible, but here we go.

South-Ra-halo-var-nions

http://pix.sparky-s.ie/12771.jpg

and a bigger version

http://pix.sparky-s.ie/658b8.jpg

Jesus Juice · 15-12-2009 10:35pm

Wow man,thats crazy.

I'll hold up my end of the bargain.

Jako8 · 15-12-2009 10:45pm

Also can my music sig incorporate a few musical notes and can the background be black or gray with colourful neon stings coming from the notes with piano keys faded in the background.

If you already have it started then thats fine.

D4RK ONION · 15-12-2009 11:17pm

Could you just clarify what you mean by neon stings?

Jako8 · 15-12-2009 11:50pm

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Could you just clarify what you mean by neon stings?

I've seen them before it's like strings of light that glow like neon and the weave around the sig

Like the things at the right hand side of the GoW sig here. You see those orange string things

Like that but colourful.

Bobalicious93 · 15-12-2009 11:59pm

Did you get my PM ONION? Or do you only do sigs that are requested in this thread?

jumpguy · 16-12-2009 12:03am

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Did you get my PM ONION? Or do you only do sigs that are requested in this thread?

No need to all secretive bobbo... :P

D4RK ONION · 16-12-2009 12:35am

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Did you get my PM ONION? Or do you only do sigs that are requested in this thread?

I got it bobby, I'm a busy man what with the 7 forums and the modding and such

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