If You Could Change One Thing About Ireland...

citizen_p · 19-12-2009 2:17am

seraphimvc wrote: »

connect this island to the continent .

this and
get rid of the irish laungage for people who dont want it....if you want to learn irish send your kids to a geal scoil (spelt wrong)

or at least teach it properly...

ive being doing irish for 2 nd a 1/2 hours at least each week and i still know **** all. somone i know got a better mark than me in the junior cert in irish and they now have an exemption....like wtf.....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 19-12-2009 2:33am

More variety and open-minded people.

mooman · 19-12-2009 2:38am

Mousey- wrote: »

this and
get rid of the irish laungage for people who dont want it....if you want to learn irish send your kids to a geal scoil (spelt wrong)

or at least teach it properly...

ive being doing irish for 2 nd a 1/2 hours at least each week and i still know **** all. somone i know got a better mark than me in the junior cert in irish and they now have an exemption....like wtf.....

I'm guessing they got better marks in English too?

If I could change one thing, Id ban reality t.v. it has a whole generation of people in this country warped. Who gives a sh!t if Jordan wipes her ass with a doc leaf in the jungle. And while I'm at it I'd line all those "celebrities" such as Jordan, Kim Kardashian, The Hills whole cast etc up in an orderly line and shoot them all one by one.......... And I'd take great pleasure in doing it.

TEMPLAR KNIGHT · 19-12-2009 2:45am

I love this fine land and wouldn't change a thing that's why i am still living here...... whats the pack moaners excuse for still being here?

G_R · 19-12-2009 3:00am

Make myself the both the Taoiseach and President - I will be the Presiseach (to be prounced Presey-shock)

IRockUrSocks wrote: »

In fact, the Illuminati have Ireland high on their lists of successful planning if they are to succeed in fitting the worlds population with chips in the future - sure, we're Irish, we'd volunteer.

also, how the fuck could you possibly know that?

BluesBerry · 19-12-2009 3:11am

Originally Posted by IRockUrSocks
In fact, the Illuminati have Ireland high on their lists of successful planning if they are to succeed in fitting the worlds population with chips in the future - sure, we're Irish, we'd volunteer.

dannym08 wrote: »

also, how the fuck could you possibly know that?

Yes I would like to know that too

I would change the system of free milk at schools available free to some schools to the whole country why should some schools get it free when other's have to pay 38 euro p/a for the milk

*shakes fist at government*

mooman · 19-12-2009 3:11am

dannym08 wrote: »

Make myself the both the Taoiseach and President - I will be the Presiseach (to be prounced Presey-shock)

also, how the fuck could you possibly know that?

The Da Vinci Code:D

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 19-12-2009 3:27am

dannym08 wrote: »

Make myself the both the Taoiseach and President - I will be the Presiseach (to be prounced Presey-shock)

also, how the fuck could you possibly know that?

RTDH, of course.

G_R · 19-12-2009 3:48am

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

RTDH, of course.

oh god. i hope the op doesnt turn out to be another RTDH like poster:rolleyes:

laugh · 19-12-2009 3:49am

I would demand widespread arithmetic, if someone swindles 30,000 don't spend 40,000,000 trying to ****ing prove it.

beng128 · 19-12-2009 4:09am

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

RTDH, of course.

What's RTDH

Midnight_EG · 19-12-2009 4:10am

beng128 wrote: »

What's RTDH

Run_To_Da_Hills mufugga, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Dempsey · 19-12-2009 4:11am

The weather and the irish people's interest in what happens in ireland (sport)

We take too much interest in the sport of other countries

Fcukface · 19-12-2009 1:44pm

I'd get ride of all the Irish, it would be a great country otherwise

IRockUrSocks · 19-12-2009 2:23pm

TEMPLAR KNIGHT wrote: »

I love this fine land and wouldn't change a thing that's why i am still living here...... whats the pack moaners excuse for still being here?

I just got back from traveling a few days ago and realized some things, perhaps you would too, if you bothered to open your mind to the fact that there are serious issues to be addressed in this country.

Look at the health system. The economic powerhouses in the E.U. use different systems and France is superb because of it, however, all parties have been in Government in Ireland within the last so and so years, except Sinn Fein so I don't see anyone looking at the world and taking the initiative to change things.

Fcukface wrote: »

I'd get ride of all the Irish, it would be a great country otherwise

That's an interesting point. We, as a people, are small minded cretins, egotistical morons of a wonderful, brave and loyal past generation. Some how the children of today believe Ireland was always wealthy, "dad's yacht" and the like....new money folk makes me sick.

I was at Machu Picchu, Peru this time last week and accidentally, my friend dropped her cigarette (not the butt, the actual full smoke). Needlesstosay, she didn't want it after touching the ground but before she could pick it up, out of about 1,000 people around us that day, one couple made an idiotic, opinionated comment and guess where they were from? Ireland has changed and it's this new generation that think they can sit on their arse and do nothing.

Lollymcd · 19-12-2009 2:52pm

Force people to use the Irish language, the punishment for speaking English could be twenty lashes or something!!!

kaiser soza · 19-12-2009 3:12pm

Bring back hanging for any corrupt bankers/politicians/priests/civil servents/drug dealers, you get where I am going.

aDeener · 19-12-2009 3:16pm

RMD wrote: »

Personally I'd get rid of Xenophobes.

what the hell is wrong with wanting to get rid of people that come specifically here to leach?:rolleyes:

personally i would like to see a complete overhaul of the judicial system, it is a fucking sickening joke at this stage. serial rapers can get out after less than a decade for good behaviour. life needs to mean life in prison, there should be no luxuries just hard fucking labour. you do the crime you should do the bloody time, so if you ram into a garda intentionally and kill him you really shouldnt be seeing the light of day ever!

useless ***** of judges in this country really get my gander up!

aDeener · 19-12-2009 3:17pm

ragg wrote: »

I'd change the influence of British tabloid newspaper culture.
How can anyone in this country call themselves a die-hard Liverpool, United, chelsea fan - its pathetic.
also, I don't care what cock Jordan is sucking this week. I don't care about maddie McCann, i don't care about Johnny Wilkinson. I'll read about them in the world news section, i don't want 10 pages of gouger to get there.

excellent post, couldnt thank that enough

aDeener · 19-12-2009 3:18pm

Mousey- wrote: »

this and
get rid of the irish laungage for people who dont want it....if you want to learn irish send your kids to a geal scoil (spelt wrong)

or at least teach it properly...

ive being doing irish for 2 nd a 1/2 hours at least each week and i still know **** all. somone i know got a better mark than me in the junior cert in irish and they now have an exemption....like wtf.....

whos fault is that?

Lollymcd · 19-12-2009 3:20pm

aDeener wrote: »

whos fault is that?

very true!

Fukuyama · 19-12-2009 3:25pm

Fcukface wrote: »

I'd get ride of all the Irish, it would be a great country otherwise

I'd get rid of all the people who can't spell word with three letters in them.

Papad · 19-12-2009 3:26pm

aDeener wrote: »

whos fault is that?

The Foreigners?

Irish Guitarist · 19-12-2009 3:31pm

I'd do something about the state of the streets by introducing and enforcing hefty fines for littering. It's almost impossible to find a footpath in the town here that isn't covered in crisp packets, empty cans, cigarette butts and broken glass. Then there's people spitting all over the place. Call me crazy, but I have a thing against walking in other peoples germ infested phlegm. I think anyone caught spitting in public should be fined €50 or maybe €100 for those massive fist sized puddles of phlegm I've been seeing recently. I'd do away with the smoking ban too so people would smoke in pubs like they used to rather than hanging around outside making nuisances of themselves and flicking cigarette butts everywhere.

Any key? · 19-12-2009 4:11pm

Three day weekends

An tSaoi · 20-12-2009 4:55pm

I'd ban the public display of flags.

Lirael · 20-12-2009 5:03pm

Saltour Sossiez wrote: »

I'd get rid of all the leeching foreigners.

Send them back to Nigeria, Romania or wherever the **** they're from.

can I send you to the MOON????????

JangoFett · 20-12-2009 5:18pm

I'd get rid of racism, I'd wipe the idea out of everyone's minds

ArseBurger · 22-12-2009 3:57am

An tSaoi wrote: »

100 is the average IQ, so if you sterlised everyone under 100, then the currently average people would be at the bottom of the scale, and the 100 position would shift. Then you'd have to sterilise everyone under the new 100, which would be most people, and so forth until no-one was left alive except one person.

Yes, if you did it worldwide. We're only talking about Ireland here.

Also, if you use your description above you would have to redefine the standardised scoring mechanism and deviation regularly. Which doesn't happen.

If you take a snapshot standard test and apply that to a number of generations you will increase the average IQ of the country in relation to the rest of the civilised Caucasian world. (note I simply use Caucasian because IQ testing is based upon race and Ireland is predominantly Caucasian - unfortunately).

me_right_one · 22-12-2009 4:04am

VinnyTGM wrote: »

That should sort out our problem's.

Well it would be a good start.

If You Could Change One Thing About Ireland...

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