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Any more jokes anyone?

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  • 19-12-2009 12:14am
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    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭


    Minnie and Mickey Mouse are in court, Judge says to Mickey: 'But isn't it true Mr. Mouse, that you are seeking a divorce from Mrs. Mouse solely on the grounds of Mrs. Mouse having 'funny teeth'?' -' NO!!' shouts Mickey, 'For the last time.. I never said she had funny teeth! I said she was F**KING GOOFY! :D


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    Da Bounca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Da Bounca


    Haha, using this tonight. Yoink.


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    Scorpion Sting
    Registered Users Posts: 42,092 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run?


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    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    No idea.. Anyways, apparently the batons used to beat down protesters at Copenhagen are made from sustainable wood from managed forests. And the tear gas is CFC free. Yay!..


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    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Though I think 'sustainable wood' sounds like something out of a Viagra ad.


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    NeVeR
    Registered Users Posts: 5,330 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    jebforever wrote: »
    What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run?

    A Small Medium at Large !


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    ab20
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    Why has Santa got 3 Gardens! So he can Hoe! Hoe! Hoe! Bum Bum


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    ab20
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    A clear Conscience is a Sign of a Bad Memory!


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    DAGEROUSDAVE
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    What does George Michael and a pair of Wellie Boots have in common?














    They both get sucked off in bogs ... ;)


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