Were you good this year?! Be honest

butterflydream

Were you good enough this year to have Santa visiting you? I just hope Santa wasn't watching me all the time....bahahaha otherwise I might just be on the naughty list.

What is the one thing you really want in your stocking it can be anything or anyone.....

Cupcake_Crisis

I was an angel...................

Capt'n Midnight

Nice try,
but if you want the list back Mr Clause you will have to pay the ransom.

Riamfada

I was good and I still get less crap than drug dealers. Where is my Cuban mansion and pet tiger you ****er

That_Guy

I am and always will be a dick. MOAR COAL!!!

RoyalMarine

i fucked up almost everyday this year.

mikom

butterflydream wrote: »

What is the one thing you really want in your stocking it can be anything or anyone.....

A foot
Signed Heather Mills

Elliemental

Oh I`ve been positively angelic, this year. Can I have a Ferrari, now? Please!

CrazyRabbit

I was better this year than previous years. Does that count?

Capt'n Midnight

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

I was better this year than previous years. Does that count?

Better as in not sick

Or

Better at what :eek:


Or


Better at being a sicko :mad:

InKonspikuou2

I caught syphillis or strep throat or something. Emptied my sack down the wrong chimney.

CrazyRabbit

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Better as in not sick

Or

Better at what :eek:


Or


Better at being a sicko :mad:

I didn't get thrown out of anywhere. And I totally resisted the urge to punch many people.

On the other hand, I still broke about 30 laws.

It's an improvement. One step at a time...

Creamy Goodness

i was actually a complete and utter douchebag this year. still am.

Capt'n Midnight

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

And I totally resisted the urge to punch many people.

if only there was a way of punching people through the internet

brummytom

I've been a cunt this year. I'm on my final warning with the headteacher which is good, shame mom and dad don't know.

What would I want in stockings? Anyone

Mike 1972

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

On the other hand, I still broke about 30 laws

That would be a lot fewer than most people. I imagine you might have broken a few that you didnt know about though ????

Me I didnt touch any "Plant fertiliser" this year. My plants are completly organic.

Wazdakka

I'm always good..

I swear, this hooker i was with last week wouldn't shut up about how good I was.

SV

I've been.. Pretty bad. I may stop drinking so much.

Biggins

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

I and Dickens agree eye to eye.

Capt'n Midnight

butterflydream wrote: »

I might just be on the naughty list.

A/S/L ?

dr.bollocko

brummytom wrote: »

I've been a cunt this year. I'm on my final warning with the headteacher

Give better head then.
What are they teaching in schools these days?

brummytom

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Give better head then.
What are they teaching in schools these days?

I go to a Catholic school, I don't think I'm at liberty to say




(Our headmistress has split from her Husband but isn't allowed to get divorced or she's not allow to retain her role. Bit strange isn't it?)

dr.bollocko

brummytom wrote: »

I go to a Catholic school, I don't think I'm at liberty to say




(Our headmistress has split from her Husband but isn't allowed to get divorced or she's not allow to retain her role. Bit strange isn't it?)

Reckon you're in there sonny. Wait till the new year and have 12 months to make up for it or it'll definitely be a lump of coal this time around.

brummytom

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Reckon you're in there sonny. Wait till the new year and have 12 months to make up for it or it'll definitely be a lump of coal this time around.

She did say I was very naughty and seemed to enjoy reading the comments I made "I'd give you a trophy but you'd only stick it up your hole"; "Don't worry, there isn't a chance in hell I'd fuck you, I'd catch something" a little too much

Feeky, eat your hole out

dr.bollocko

brummytom wrote: »

Feeky, eat your hole out

And that's why he got an A from the headteacher.

AFC_1903

Good?

Hell, I was amazing!

Saibh

*puts on angel halo*

Yep, was very good this year.

Alessandra

No I was not good:(

VinnyTGM

On the most part, I was ok.

Sea Sharp

No,
I got a lot done though.

zoey

I was...untill I went to my Christmas party last weekend

butterflydream

Christmas Parties don't count as being bold as everybody is way to wasted to know what's going on....great night out.

As I said earlier it all depends on how much Santa saw, so if it was the PG version I'm pretty sure I could get a few presents but if I get coal at least I'll be warm :P

I'm sure being on the naughty list means you had a fun year

Polar Girl

I was grand this year up until the night of my christmas party where I over indulged and made a show of myself by falling over and talking utter ****e. cringe moments still happening for me and it was nearly 2 weeks ago. But other than that I have been fairly ok

Capt'n Midnight

brummytom wrote: »

(Our headmistress has split from her Husband but isn't allowed to get divorced or she's not allow to retain her role. Bit strange isn't it?)

Why would someone who reproduces by binary fission need to get married