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Best Christmas Cracker Jokes.

oldscoil · 2009-12-22 10:35:58

Hi Folks, I prefer to make up my own jokes instead of reading the sh1t on the little piece of paper. (Immature, yes I know!!!) :p But its great for that classic "It doesn't say that..... does it?!?!?" With that in mind I’m looking for the best Christmas cracker jokes, slightly risqué, but still light enough to enjoy at the…

22-12-2009 11:35am

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oldscoil

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Hi Folks,

I prefer to make up my own jokes instead of reading the sh1t on the little piece of paper. (Immature, yes I know!!!)

But its great for that classic "It doesn't say that..... does it?!?!?"

With that in mind I’m looking for the best Christmas cracker jokes, slightly risqué, but still light enough to enjoy at the Christmas Day Dinner table with the in-laws!!:D

Example, try this one out.

Question: "Which famous person was named after the place they were concieved?"

Everyone says "Brooklyn Beckam"

You reply "No ....Van Morrison"

Et cetera ...Et cetera !!!

Any suggestions?

Thanks in advance Folks.

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