Clash of the Titans - The Human League

Bajingo

Connor's would pretty much slaughter Ripley. She's crazy! Ripley seems kind of tame compared to Connor's.

Handsome Bob

5-1 Connor.

Alicat

I'm gonna go for Sarah cause I wanna play too!


And she's crazy.

Baggly

Ding Ding, Sarah Conner wins 6-1....

Just waiting for LZ to finish watching Liverpool lose, then the next fight is up

Handsome Bob

Dutch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-Te-DPbSE

-v-

Aragorn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oAkS8Dcl54

cyberwolf77

I'll take the man who kills ugly mother******s over the guy who hangs with hairy-footed midgets. Dutch for the win

Baggly

Aragorn

trolls are monsters, right?

chopperbyrne

Dutch is a supreme badass and would take Aragorn.

The next one of these tournaments could have an Arnie section:

• Dutch
• John Matrix
• Jack "Last Action Hero" Slater
• Ben "The Running Man" Richards
• Conan
• Douglas Quaid
• Harry Tasker
• Kalidor
• Ivan Danko
• John "The Eraser" Kruger

Alicat

I'm gonna go for Dutch, he's so much stronger. Even if Aragorn is hot.

Micky Dolenz

Ducthie all the way, as proper humans go, he'll take some beating.

CB you forgot Dr Alex Hesse from Junior. Any man that can take that kind of punishment would be a handfull :P

Handsome Bob

4-1 to Dutch

Bajingo

Dutch is all talk and scream..although admittedly he is quite lucky..but Aragorn would smell him a mile away and take him out with an arrow..he's better trained and he takes down trolls and huge spikey elephants for his day job..no contest.

Doctor DooM

Aragorn is not a normal human. He would have this one.

Baggly

4-3 to Dutch

The thick plottens

Galvasean

Dutch would win. He's got all of Aragorn's ranger style abilities. Plus he's much stronger physically (just look at all the punishment he takes fighting the Predator), has better weapons, not to mention can make weapons from tree trunks ('uge clubba) and exploding arrows from twigs and bits of his own belly button fluff.

Here is what happens when Aragorn tries to sneak up on Dutch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M

Handsome Bob

Dutch takes it with a 5-3 victory.

Handsome Bob

Ash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzXk3nfEdMY

-v-

John McClane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eedp_cWWe1Q

cyberwolf77

Ash's possessed hand could slaughter John on it's own. Also he carries a bigger gun. Ash to win with ease.

chopperbyrne

Ash should take this one.

Doctor DooM

Ash. Easily. He's faced more things than McClane could even comprehend.


(There you go cybes!)

Handsome Bob

3-0 Ash

Baggly

Ash

kerash

I vote Ash


(happy new year nocs )

Baggly

5-0 Ash

Galvasean

McClaine because his machine gun has better range than Ash's shotgun.
No PERFECT victory here :P

cyberwolf77

Galvasean wrote: »

McClaine because his machine gun has better range than Ash's shotgun.
No PERFECT victory here :P

You evil combo-breaking bastiche

Micky Dolenz

Ash

Baggly

Ding Ding

6-1 Ash.

This league is over. Finishing with Ash getting a resounding (and almost perfect) win. He trots around the imaginary ring in my head with both chainsaw and fist full of boomstick held aloft.

Galvasean

Pter wrote: »

Ding Ding

6-1 Ash.

This league is over. Finishing with Ash getting a resounding (and almost perfect) win. He trots around the imaginary ring in my head with both chainsaw and fist full of boomstick held aloft.

*acts smug*

Handsome Bob

Yup, that's the end of it, and due to demand Batman and Sarah Connor go straight through.