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The Original Computer !

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  • 28-12-2009 2:13am
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Memory was something you lost with age
    An application was for employment
    A program was a TV show
    A cursor used profanity

    A keyboard was a piano
    A web was a spider's home
    A virus was the flu
    A CD was a bank account

    A hard drive was a long trip on the road
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

    And if you had a 3 inch floppy...


    You just hoped nobody ever found ou t!?! :)


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    unreggd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭unreggd


    A scanner was a security feature at Airports

    A printer was a guy who made newspapers

    USB was the United States of Belgium

    A Task Manager made sure all the jobs were done


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