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Snow Jokes!

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  • 02-01-2010 8:47am
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    How is snow white? Pretty good, according to the seven dwarfs


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    The Irish Government have just re- released 2 old films .

    1) John Wayne starring in a new version of 1969 classic True Grit ...now called " NO GRIT"

    and as we have no grit

    2) "Star Wars" re released as "Car Wars"

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    Q: What's an ig?
    A: A snow house without a loo!

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    Q: Why didn't the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep?
    A: He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake - and kept popping out of bed all night


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    TomTom
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    I am lost for words......


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    TomTom wrote: »
    I am lost for words......

    Must be quite a blizard over there in the weather forum ! :)


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