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The Jizzlers 2009 - Awards Ceremony

  • 02-01-2010 9:15pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭


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    *Applause*

    Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind. No, please, that's enough. Oh, haha, well, ahhh..no I'm begging you,
    no no you're all too kind. Ahem. Oh well this is just fantastic. Thank you all.....

    *cough* So, Good evening, ladies and gents. Thank you all for coming.

    I welcome you to the Jizzler Awards 2009, which, for some reason, are taking place in 2010. The first of what will hopefully become a long-standing tradition in this relatively new forum. These awards aim to reward and showcase the finest in young forum-poster talent.

    The awards themselves, of course, are named after possibly the greatest poster ever known to man, who unfortunately can no longer be with us :(.
    May he rest in peace.

    I'd like to thank you all for your votes and nominations, except norwegianwood.



    So, without further adyoo, let's move along, to the first, and least important award of the night....

    The Best Dressed Award

    And the Nominees are:

    jumpguy
    SarcasticFairy
    Jay P
    Insect Overlord
    DancingQueen
    bythewoods
    Aisling
    phlegms
    Craguls

    .....And the winner is...




    bythewoods!!!

    Congratulations. Here's your trophy sig:

    Best-Dressed.jpg

    Speech!


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    *impatient, condescending applause*


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Woo, yeah, WOW, look at that sig!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    I've never been so excited

    Disclaimer: May or may not be true


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    *quick nod of head to say I'm disappointed, and then proceed with smile and clap to show I'm happy for bythewoods*
    Well done woodsy 1!


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    SPEEEEEECH ALREADY!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    It seems bythewoods isn't here, so I'll accept the award on her behalf....

    She prepared this speech for me to read to you all.

    "Thank you all for your votes, but I feel this award is a shallow one, when we all know that sexy beast of a man, Bobalicious truly deserves this award.

    Thank You"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

    /w4nker


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    There appears to be no speech, pity. Next award to be announced? :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH




  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

    /w4nker
    Someone had to do it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    yay, bythewoods :D
    Congrats.
    You deserved an award after the CCC discovery :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood




    I'd like to thank you all for your votes and nominations, except norwegianwood.



    :(


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,942 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Seriously bythewoods, imma let you finish but Insect Overlord dressed the best all year!

    /w4nker

    If this isn't tomorrow's Post of the Day, I'm going to close down the whole forum :D
    Everybody, thank it right now!

    Congratulations to bythewoods, your fans have spoken :)


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    *Waits patiently for next award*

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Arcade Panda


    wowza...there are 54 people watching this right now:)


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Gonna be some long night, eh lads?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    It's 21.30... time for more jizzlage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    And now, to the 2nd, and 2nd least important award of the night. The award which rewards the most annoying b*stard of the forum.

    The Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with Award


    The nominees are:

    Bobalicious93
    KnifeWRENCH
    soccymonster
    deise_girl
    Fad
    Jako8
    phlegms
    Pygmalion

    ...And the winner is....






    phlegms!!!!

    Well done.

    Poster-youd-least-like-to-be-stuck-.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    *sigh* Don't you just hate these drawn out award ceremonies?....
    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Gonna be some long night, eh lads?
    Like it matters, we'll all be up until 4 or 5 anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)


    Who's buying the first round then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    *Puts on Barman hat*

    I will be serving non-alcoholic beverages and food all night. If you would like something, please ask. :)

    Oooh, Coke please


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Congrat-... Well Do-... Screw it, at least you got what you wanted!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    wow! Go phlegms..
    Now a victory speech? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Well done phlegms! Definitely a deserving winner! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    Well Bob, you didn't win, we good now?:pac:


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  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    My totally legal bar is now open in the forum, while you're waiting for your speech!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Just noticed that Bob is gonna get a truckload of "thanks" after all this is over.
    I knew he had a motive!:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    And now, for the next award.

    This award, is for the person who all of you just want to hug the most.

    The Niceguy Award

    The nominees are:

    JammyDodger
    D4RK ONION
    Craguls
    soccymonster
    almostnever
    Arcade Panda
    Jako8
    Jackobyte
    Jay P
    Bobalicious93
    KnifeWRENCH
    SarcasticFairy
    eVeNtInE



    ....and the winner is.....





    SarcasticFairy!!!!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever




    ....and the winner is.....





    SarcasticFairy!!!!


    Thoroughly deserved! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH



    This award, is for the person who all of you just want to hug the most.

    The Niceguy Award


    ....and the winner is.....

    SarcasticFairy!!!!

    She really doesn't live up to her username, does she?
    Still, well done! :)


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Congrats young lady! SPEEECH!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    It may be too late to ask this, but what was the contingency plan if two people were tied top of the polls? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    Thoroughly deserved! :D

    +1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    syncosised wrote: »
    It may be too late to ask this, but what was the contingency plan if two people were tied top of the polls? :confused:

    FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Congrats young lady! SPEEECH!

    SPEECH

    Taps glass with spoon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    SPEECH!

    *bangs glass, slopping wine all over Craguls*

    *realises may be too drunk already*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    *tells A Neurotic he needs to stop talking in stars*

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    A Neurotic wrote: »
    SPEECH!

    *bangs glass, slopping wine all over Craguls*

    *realises may be too drunk already*

    It's non-alcoholic...

    What have you been putting in your drink?

    *Looks at phlegms* or what have you been putting in his drink?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Jako8 wrote: »
    It's non-alcoholic...

    What have you been putting in your drink?

    *Looks at phlegms* or what have you been putting in his drink?
    Rufies?! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Protip: Having boards show 40 posts per page instead of the default 10 makes threads like these a lot easier to follow :P

    Also congrats to the winners so far, I don't want to congratulate everyone individually because I know I'd end up forgetting someone and they'd hate me forever and hatch mad plans to have me killed.
    I just don't want to live my life in fear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Moving swiftly onwards....

    Our next award is for the thread that got you talking the most this year. The most interesting, funniest, and all around best Thread this year.

    The Best Thread Award



    and the nominees are:

    Share something you like/find interesting
    aaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh
    Know Your Fellow *insert description thingy*
    Soundtrack to Your Angst
    90's Babies
    C+H sex discussion thread



    And the winner is.....





    It's a draw!

    Soundtrack to Your Angst/90's Babies!!!!!

    Best-Thread-1.jpg

    Best-thread-2.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Definitely the two best threads.

    Well done OP's. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Put that in the OP of both threads.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Didn't even know there WAS a 90s babies thread? Is it still going?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Worthy winners once more!:D


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Congrats to the two thread starters and well done to whoever is making those incredible sigs, and is came up with a novel way to resolve a tie! *Runs back to bar*


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