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D4RK ONION's totally non-alchohlic beverage and food stand

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  • 02-01-2010 10:34pm
    #1
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭


    So, as I've said, we're in for a long night, so if it gets stuffy in there, come out for a drink!

    Here's a coke for the Pyg man!

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    #2
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Where's my albatross, bi-atch? :mad:


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    #3
    syncosised
    Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    I'll have a pint of tap water and whatever else is going for free!


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    #4
    Fad
    Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    Khlav Kalash and a Crab Juice please.


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    #5
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Here you are... SIR

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    msbrightside
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭msbrightside


    hmmm is this stuff free?
    if it is i'll have popcorn and coke please :)


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    Jako8
    Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwVpWFyy3M


    I'll have a fanta please. :cool:


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    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    So, as I've said, we're in for a long night, so if it gets stuffy in there, come out for a drink!

    Here's a coke for the Pyg man!

    Coke%20contour_glass_16_oz.jpg

    You said non-alcoholic! You totally loaded this with Rum!


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    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Coke please *takes out naggin hidden underneath shirt*


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    #10
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    syncosised wrote: »
    I'll have a pint of tap water and whatever else is going for free!

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    Fad wrote: »
    Khlav Kalash and a Crab Juice please.
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    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Thank you.
    May I also have a shotgun to shoot it down with?


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    syncosised
    Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
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    That's not a pint, it's a tumbler! And it's half empty! This topic is a sham! And a fraud! And a ... sham!


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    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Mine's a hot chocolate Mr ONION (throw in a shot of Bailey's cream while you're at it ;) )


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    #14
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    msbrightside wrote: »
    hmmm is this stuff free?
    if it is i'll have popcorn and coke please :)

    http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/popcorn.jpg

    All that butter, you might want this

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    Jako8 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwVpWFyy3M


    I'll have a fanta please. :cool:
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    jumpguy wrote: »
    Coke please *takes out naggin hidden underneath shirt*
    *EJECTS FROM BAR* I do not condone the consumtion of alcohol in here!


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    msbrightside
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭msbrightside


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/popcorn.jpg

    All that butter, you might want this

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    yum bacon flavoured diet coke...
    *throws up into handbag*


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    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    *posh voice*
    A diet coca cola, my dear man.
    With a spritz of lemon and an orange wedge (yes, an orange wedge, dont question me!) and 3 blocks of ice, not too large.
    And one of those springy straws.



    Please :)


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    bluejay14
    Registered Users Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    Do you have a house special?

    Whatever it is I'll have it.


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    #18
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    Thank you.
    May I also have a shotgun to shoot it down with?
    This'll have to do, as you've no license!
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    syncosised wrote: »
    That's not a pint, it's a tumbler! And it's half empty! This topic is a sham! And a fraud! And a ... sham!
    Here's a lake, knock yourself out!
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    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Mine's a hot chocolate Mr ONION (throw in a shot of Bailey's cream while you're at it ;) )
    Here you are sir

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    Fad
    Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    D4RK ONION wrote: »


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    Do you have a bathroom in there?


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    syncosised
    Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Here's a lake, knock yourself out!
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    But how will I get it back to the party? And that could be a river!

    *mumbles to self*


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    Jako8
    Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Coffee please.


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    knockane_ali09
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    1 packet of salt and vinegar taytos please


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    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    soccymonster wrote: »
    *posh voice*
    A diet coca cola, my dear man.
    With a spritz of lemon and an orange wedge (yes, an orange wedge, dont question me!) and 3 blocks of ice, not too large.
    And one of those springy straws.



    Please :)
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    Lemon's all we have, m'am.

    bluejaymraz wrote: »
    Do you have a house special?

    Whatever it is I'll have it.
    Tonight it's pizza. Enjoy!

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    norwegianwood
    Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.


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    #25
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    knockane_ali09 wrote: »
    1 packet of salt and vinegar taytos please
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    Enjoy!
    Jako8 wrote: »
    Coffee please.

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    #26
    bluejay14
    Registered Users Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    D4RK ONION wrote: »



    Tonight it's pizza. Enjoy!

    pizza.jpg


    Thanks.Haven't had pizza in so long.

    Is it homemade?


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    #27
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    norwegianwood wrote: »
    I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
    BARRED!


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    #28
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    bluejaymraz wrote: »
    Thanks.Haven't had pizza in so long.

    Is it homemade?
    Of course! Only the best for my patrons!


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    syncosised
    Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    I'm still waiting on my pint of water! :(

    How about a can of Lilt with a little cocktail umbrella? :D


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    bluejay14
    Registered Users Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Of course! Only the best for my patrons!


    I hope you washed your hands.


    Could I possibly have a napkin? I 've got tomato sauce all over my face:o


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    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    *sneaks back in through open emergency door*


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