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D4RK ONION's totally non-alchohlic beverage and food stand

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    #62
    Fad
    Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    It probably doesn't have a fire exit because it's a food stand! I'm hoping to one day open some sort of bar though. Like a Den, where people can chat about things... Hmmm.


    Lesbian food stand?

    Interesting.......


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    #63
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Grand now, and yourself?

    Pretty good! Butterfly Explosion videos by Fakedogfilms are always a good end to an evening :)


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    #64
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    I'd like some cola bottle sweets please.


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    #65
    sock puppet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭sock puppet


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Pretty good! Butterfly Explosion videos by Fakedogfilms are always a good end to an evening :)

    I aim to please


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    #66
    phlegms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    I want my dignity back!


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    #67
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    I'd like some cola bottle sweets please.
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    Here's a whole bunch of em. Go mad!


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    #68
    highlydebased
    Registered Users Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭highlydebased


    I'm in the mood for a Guinness. *produces ID* haha


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    #69
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Here is your carbonated, non alcoholic Guinness. Enjoy!

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    #70
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Im trying to think of some form of food or beverage you won't have.


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    #71
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Finally! A bar where I'm not the only one not drinking! \o/

    Now I don't even know what I want. D: Erm, something fancy please? :P


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    #72
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    Finally! A bar where I'm not the only one not drinking! \o/

    Now I don't even know what I want. D: Erm, something fancy please? :P
    We spelcialise in mocktail's here at "Onion's"

    Here is one I like to call "The overlord"!

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    #73
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    o_O

    ..dare I even ask? :P

    Mocktails ftw though, I frequently get any cocktails that sound nice made without the alcohol bit, I've found it to be very successful thus far.. \o/


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    #74
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    Mocktails ftw though, I frequently get any cocktails that sound nice made without the alcohol bit, I've found it to be very successful thus far.. \o/

    I didn't know you could do that! :eek:
    How much do places charge for those?


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    #75
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    I didn't know you could do that! :eek:
    How much do places charge for those?

    Well, asking doesn't always mean I get them, but usually the bartender just laughs at me and gets to making them.. >.<

    Depends on the place tbh, some will charge around the same as a coke etc, some try and charge the same amount as a cocktail (it's JUICE, gtfo.).. Whatever they think they can get away with without you complaining I guess.. Some places have some specific non-alcoholic cocktails on their menus. I think I shall have to see if Capitol in Dublin do actually.


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    #76
    degausserxo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭degausserxo


    A Shirley Temple (the 'cocktail', not the girl.. although that would be impressive) and some thai chilli rice crackers, when you're ready there love.


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    #77
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    *opens the stand* Hey everyone, we're open for business for a while.
    A Shirley Temple (the 'cocktail', not the girl.. although that would be impressive) and some thai chilli rice crackers, when you're ready there love.
    That's more like it! One Shirley Temple coming right up!

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    And your rice crackers. Don't eat them all at once!

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    #78
    cedomination
    Registered Users Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭cedomination


    I'll have a Flaming Homer Moe Onion please!


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    #79
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Some flaming onion's coming right up!

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    #80
    cedomination
    Registered Users Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭cedomination


    Thread delivers.


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    #81
    Fad
    Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    A bottle of cough syrup please, strongest ya got.


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    #82
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    I want the onions D4s eat please


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    #83
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Fad wrote: »
    A bottle of cough syrup please, strongest ya got.
    I'm afraid I haven't got my pharmacy license yet, but I can give you a spoonful of honey. Get that in ya
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    #84
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    jumpguy wrote: »
    I want the onions D4s eat please
    D4s eat many fine specimens of Onions. Here is a selection for you to sample!

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    #85
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    A glass of your finest water please!

    Actually, whatever water you have. And keep it coming! :D


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    #86
    Jako8
    Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    I want the most awesome thing ye have.



    But it can't contain nuts 'cause I'm allergic.


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    #87
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Aoibheann wrote: »
    A glass of your finest water please!

    Actually, whatever water you have. And keep it coming! :D

    Here is our finest can of imported bottled water... I think. Don't ask...

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    #88
    cedomination
    Registered Users Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭cedomination


    Can I make a recommendation?

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    #89
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    I'd like a glass of Malk please..


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    #90
    Insect Overlord
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    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    I'd like a glass of Malk please..

    With plenty of Vitamin R!


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    #91
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Some Football Special please.


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