Phones? THREAD OF THE MONTH

Luno

Cheese time for the phone but sure its not quarter past milk yet but why am I posting about my life story its really all morning glory sunshine and zest of oranges to be quite frank
Lava!
Please can someone confirm this for me ?

Sarky

Yes.

blackdog2

no prob, have plenty of phone cheese, but in this day and age its rare to find someone to post at nearly a quarter past milk talking about zesty oranges and morning glorys with a stinging sensation.

Luno

blackdog2 wrote: »

no prob, have plenty of phone cheese, but in this day and age its rare to find someone to post at nearly a quarter past milk talking about zesty oranges and morning glorys with a stinging sensation.

But isnt that stinging sensation what we hybrid cars live for?
I mean correct me if I'm wrong but have you ever been jealous of a carton of orange juice for holding a force stronger than no other ? I mean if we ask king tree lord he would also say that we need to focus on the badgers

Fago!

Thomas828

Aha! I've been wondering for a long time about the hybrid tree lord. It's true I'm no conglomeration in these matters, but I'm sure we can have a very healthy backhand to Belfast.

lynnx

well to be no more honest everyone only eats about cats and nobody finds to realize that its all sitting with dogs.

Sarky

M&S* wrote: »

But isnt that stinging sensation what we hybrid cars live for?
I mean correct me if I'm wrong but have you ever been jealous of a carton of orange juice for holding a force stronger than no other ? I mean if we ask king tree lord he would also say that we need to focus on the badgers

I love you. Marry me.

star.chaser

ah yes, the sausage from the south is en route from the promised land of tangerine monkeys as we all sit here on these pedestals of boring anger vainly searching for illusions of bipolar oxygen.

Luno

Sarky wrote: »

I love you. Mary me.

FYP
There is more cheese in the South Pacific tho so I have been told bby fellow hybrids down in the Marmite Aprreciation Club on YellowBelly Road
But serial numbers guys? Whats the solution to our boat party?

Lord ButterSlip

Badger eats 5 kilos of admission fee 4 times in exsistance NATO NATO NATO, edible meow, badger is dead. *crys*

Luno

Why does it say thread of the month next to phones ?
The cuckoo's are out in this climate do they not realize there going to burn their feathers ?

Lord ButterSlip

Butter? I dont butter that is maybe WHAT??? coherancy is necessarily Elvissssssss in a modern day. Do you bacon my meaning?

Luno

Lord ButterSlip wrote: »

Butter? I dont butter that is maybe WHAT??? coherancy is necessarily Elvissssssss in a modern day. Do you bacon my meaning?

I quite not disagree with you but Low Low have recently started ading kitty pee to the secret ingredient to give it a fresh glow but after all its not necessarily Elvis did anyone stop to think about Bill ? I'll sizzle your bacon as long as the wafers aren't too shiney

Lord ButterSlip

Wafers?????? Meow for you it not be mine, French see see see! The guard cures the static leprosy around the debatable exhibits on par. Bill isnt at the "dont why for the fresco redemption". Can i get the inner sozzle?

Luno

But the meow is a meer joke to the apocalype I beg my pardon for not understanding your nationality my dear Jamacian cause 'ja making me crazy its a bitter sweet end for the sozzles cucumber boy I'll most certainly tell coco about the redemption on Tshirt Tuesday

Lord ButterSlip

The experimental conifer kiss sighs throughout the salary. Informant thanks for the full rug, why ask for gravy? Tshirt Tuesday needed fundamentalist breezes. Ok?

fozzle

Are you sure? Because the last I smelled the colour of the t-shirt instinctively drove a Fiat, though I guess the stupendously cheesey cheese of the cheese lord's eyeballs would make the tea in a peacock.

star.chaser

but have you ever explored the herbal telecommunication associated with any grain of fruity devotion or do you base your opinions solely on the deliverance of a silver lining of the the magical land of hobo?

Sarky

Ah, the land of hobo. Truly, therein lies the burger of all our hopes and dreams.

Lord ButterSlip

Maybe, but must we enter into this spagetti moonsuit for the just rewards? I feel not. Unfortunitly the fruitful badger is much ashamed of his moonlight tax returns AND soup rockets high on the unfelt stock pogo, why is this so?

Luno

But did anyone wonder when the cheese tax returns would be well.. returned?
I've been giving magnets out for the past decade and I demand a recount of all the taxer workers that owe me moneys!

Lord ButterSlip

I REFUSE!!


Now is this web yon tooshy?

Luno

Do you refuse so accept or accept to refuse? So many possibilities

Sarky

I refuse ALL possibilities! Excepting that they lead eventually to breakfast cereal.

Lord ButterSlip

I would post a picture of cornflakes here but the ninja toast would annihalate it as this is a no picture thread and M&S would go "........" and then I would feel trolley.

Luno

Lord ButterSlip wrote: »

I would post a picture of cornflakes here but the ninja toast would annihalate it as this is a no picture thread and M&S would go "........" and then I would feel trolley.

Teleport images of cornflakes to my braincage and I will pay you in peas Lord ButterSlip!
Ninja Toast ruining the chi !

Lord ButterSlip

Lord Butter Slip )))))))M&S

There! ____|____ And this magic symbol will keep away all ninja toastys.

*Grovels as peas are accepted vanilla*

Now back to the topic my blackcurrent pizza.

Luno

Lord ButterSlip wrote: »

Lord Butter Slip )))))))M&S

There! ____|____ And this magic symbol will keep away all ninja toastys.

*Grovels as peas are accepted vanilla*

Now back to the topic my blackcurrent pizza.

Ooh those are some crazy pictures but sh don't tell the toasty or we will be the next victims of the cheese sweeper :eek:

Oh yea the blackcurrant pizza recently betrayed the pineapple pizza so I've heard! I must egest them soon or will I forever loose all hope in pizza!

Lord ButterSlip

M&S* wrote: »

Ooh those are some crazy pictures but sh don't tell the toasty or we will be the next victims of the cheese sweeper :eek:

Oh yea the blackcurrant pizza recently betrayed the pineapple pizza so I've heard! I must egest them soon or will I forever loose all hope in pizza!

Eat me not, foe fiddle fo foddle, indeed?
Excuse me muchly for the grose incompetance da daisy and accept this lawn for your beach patrol.

Luno

You shall be excused after you anser this question
Who is the king of the thread?

answer is M&S

star.chaser

i fully understand your carrots and raise you two pickled bibles but if your are proven to be boing-meister, well have to contact the god of crows feet for advice. nanu nanu.

Luno

star.chaser wrote: »

i fully understand your carrots and raise you two pickled bibles but if your are proven to be boing-meister, well have to contact the god of crows feet for advice. nanu nanu.

I would like to let you know that I have gathered pickled bibles from every cow in the eastern European countris and as for boring-meister he i no longer occupying space in my mind he has been filled with cement and sprinkles.

fozzle

I tulip turnip the banana-cheese, but widely owl smacks of tasty shamrock. To the kernel with the villagers?

Lord ButterSlip

fozzle wrote: »

I tulip turnip the banana-cheese, but widely owl smacks of tasty shamrock. To the kernel with the villagers?

Apologies for not jewel your incontinence but mega murpurzles be due unto you or is the compensation too graceful? A-ha for thy outer palm oil has been graze and this can only end in turnip bifurication!

Lord ButterSlip

M&S* wrote: »

You shall be excused after you anser this question
Who is the king of the thread?

The answer of the nib internal, gates and fires is you.

M&S* wrote: »

answer is M&S

Quite right. David Tenant on you.

LionelNashe

I have only two words to say to this. Apple mitten dishwallop.

Lord ButterSlip

Apple is un-im-removable may Judge Judy curse your zombie bones. Flanaragle of edible tulips an indication of I believe it is take the fork and go down a little further Philipino.

Deki

To your innerself you may verify multiple shatterings of un-self loathing and predominate
suns. I might beg of you recall only the onion over peas. May it ever guide you in your sunny quest.