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Ronin247 · 2010-01-07 23:57:58

A certain Northern politician sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 60 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this…

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A certain Northern politician sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 60 years old and I have
certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise
happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or
offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at
the Grand Hotel with my 20-year-old campaign assistant. I'll be home
before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 60 years old, and by the time you receive
this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with a 20 year old restaraunt owner.
Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily
appreciate the fact that 20 goes into 60 a lot more times than 60 goes
into 20. Don't wait up."

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