Iris Robinson Jokes? too soon?

bobbyjoe

Iris tells Peter she has a friend in financial trouble what should she do?

Peter says Fcuk him....

sam34

peter robinson goes to the doctor complaining of a sore eye for months.

the doc has a look and says "i know whats wrong, theres been something stuck in your iris"

flanzer

Breaking news

Mr_A

Mr_A

The DUP have moved their AGM away from the Europa hotel next year because too many people where slipping into Robinson's for a quick one.

flanzer

Everyone thought Rory Mcllroy was Northern Ireland's answer to Tiger Woods .... turns out Iris Robinson is!

rawheadrex

Homer

What do Iris Robinson and IKEA have in common?
One dodgy screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!

dak

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Kirk loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, Peter)

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Kirk loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, Peter)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Kirk loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, Peter )

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, Peter )

babydoc

IRIS AND PETER ROBINSON CHILDREN HAVE COME UP WITH A NEW DUP SLOGAN
"F**KY OUR MA!!!!"

babydoc

Peter asks Iris "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time" - Gerry adams cock is smaller than urs!!

babydoc

The parades commission have been asked if they gave permission for iris to be banged more times than a lambeg drum and if she was taken up the traditional route!!

babydoc

ULSTER SAYS NO!!! BUT IRIS SAYS YES!! YES!! YES!!!

Rabies

who is she?

katnia

Rumour has it that she was involved in a threesome with Reg Empey & Martin McGuinness. Apparently Reg took her up the Waterside & Martin took her up the Bogside!!

babydoc

katnia wrote: »

Rumour has it that she was involved in a threesome with Reg Empey & Martin McGuinness. Apparently Reg took her up the Waterside & Martin took her up the Bogside!!

was that not greogory campbell!

babydoc

Rabies wrote: »

who is she?

she is the wife of the leader of the d.u.p. party (northern ireland).
bigoted party!!!

married 40years. 60 years old. had an affair with a 19year old!!!

read about her and her coments and u will understand why fun is being poked at her !!!
would never tread on peoples feelings or bad luck, but this party, her husband andherself, one can't feel and pity for them.

sold

Best thread of the day. never laughed so much.

Liam Byrne

Rabies wrote: »

who is she?

Strangely apt lyrics....

And I'd give up forever to touch you
Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight

-- Chorus --

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know your alive

-- Chorus --

-- Chorus --

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

I can almost imagine Gift doing this one on Monday.....

Rabies

ha ha.... I see

sold

While making love, Iris (aged 59) says to Kirk (aged 19) :
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that he innocently replied?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.

coneill659

A Nineteen year old man was seen marching around belfast in an orange order uniform singing,

"It is old but it is beautiful..."

brinch

why did kirk mccambley fit iris with a chastity belt?
so she could only have a shag when the lockeepers inn

PeteEd

Kirk McCambley has publicly thank his late father the butcher.

"Daddy taught me how to palm off mutton and pretend it was spring lamb. He also showed me how to bone, stuff, roll and stitch up an old bird!"

rawheadrex

Rabies wrote: »

who is she?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241545/MP-Iris-Robinson-60-affair-19-year-old-toyboy.html

this will explain

bluevalentine

He was only the butcher's son...
But she loved his well hung meat

Neruda

The Food Standards Agency has closed McCambley's butcher shop - they suspect it was the source of an outbreak of mad cow disease!!

bobbyjoe

This was quick!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRwTj6iXnSI

babydoc

IRIS ROBINSON HAS OPENED UP A NEW CHINEASE TAKE AWAY ON THE NEWTOWNARDS ROAD. ITS CALLED

F**KEM YUNG!!!!!

Sidney77

PeteEd wrote: »

Kirk McCambley has publicly thank his late father the butcher.

"Daddy taught me how to palm off mutton and pretend it was spring lamb. He also showed me how to bone, stuff, roll and stitch up an old bird!"

best one so far

dh0661

Do you fancy lunch tomorrow at The Lock Keepers Inn ?

I hear the young chef does a great orange tart