I wanna be buried with ....

6th

... a wind up torch and a rape alarm!

What about you? Theres not much room in a coffin so choose wisely!

Sarky

I want to be buried with Tar!

Wait, or was that IN Tar? Damnit, so confused and aroused!

Sarky

Also I'd like to be buried with my phone, so people could ring my corpse and freak out the mourners.

TheBandit

I wanna be buried with with a snake on the end of a spring....tomb raiders like practical jokes right?

Damn you sarky!
I claimed his eyelashes first!!!

I'm going to attach them to teddy, so he look pretty as he minds me in my sleep.

Sarky

Oh, and the remaining space in my coffin must be filled with spoons. HUNDREDS OF THE F*CKERS.

Lord ButterSlip

...a pack of rashers. To see which would rot first me or them.

pretty-in-pink

a spring under me. scare anyone who tries to break in.

Cicero

anyone but the next poster

Sarky

Lies, you're TOTALLY gay for me.

If the spoon thing won't fly, I'd quite like to be buried with several dozen packs of pop rocks and a load of red dye, so when it rains on my grave it's start oozing blood!

Cicero

fraid the sex test you did last summer came back positive....or is that negative, I can never remember...you're female....therefore I could never be gay for you..

Sarky

I thought you were a woman.

Cicero

i thought you were a robot made from empty cans of beans and a zx 81:o

Sarky

I am! My penis took too long to load (tapedecks, don't you know) so I decided not to bother!

Cicero

hermaphrodite?

Cicero

Cicero wrote: »

hermaphrodite?

ah comooon...ure supposed to reply,,,,no thanks...I had two already today...:(

Toasty113

I want to be cremated

James T Kirk

I Wanna Be Sedated

Deki

"I don't want to be buried in a pet cemetery..."

Matt Holck

Cicero wrote: »

ah comooon...ure supposed to reply,,,,no thanks...I had two already today...:(

It just a matter of replacing the Y with an X
although with clones, it would be wise to find a donor X

James T Kirk

A bottle of JD and two packs of cigs. I'll start my screaming when they run out. :pac:

joes girls

Mmmm ya sure you will do, but no farting!!!

Sarky

I'd consider it quite corking if It were possible for me to be buried with the shattered skulls of my enemies.

Lord ButterSlip

Sarky wrote: »

I'd consider it quite corking if It were possible for me to be buried with the shattered skulls of my enemies.

Hear Hear that man! Have a bicky

Sarky

Ooh! And a pony!

A live one!

Lord ButterSlip

Sarky wrote: »

Ooh! And a pony! A live one!

There you go .....








......Oh, a Live one......hmmm......AND after i went and found a dead one.....

fozzle

Sarky wrote: »

Oh, and the remaining space in my coffin must be filled with spoons. HUNDREDS OF THE F*CKERS.

On an entirely different topic, how do you feel about being exhumed? ¬¬

Sarky

Well... As long as the spoons were taken care of... I guess I wouldn't mind. Oh, and my corpse'd have to be stuffed and mounted on the wall. The wall of a creche.

fozzle

Would I have to visit the creche?

Sarky

Yes. To tell the children stories about how The Bearded Man sometimes comes to life and GETS children who don't liek mudkipz.

Toasty113

Can I be buried with claws and an M4?

When the zombies rise, I want to be an effective killing machine

fozzle

Sarky wrote: »

Yes. To tell the children stories about how The Bearded Man sometimes comes to life and GETS children who don't liek mudkipz.

But I don't wanna. Wanna stay home and stroke the spoons

ya-ba-da-ba-doo

This thread is slightly morbit..

Toasty113

No this is morbit..!



See:pac:

Sarky

fozzle wrote: »

But I don't wanna. Wanna stay home and stroke the spoons

I'd settle for you getting someone else to do it?

fozzle

Sounds great!

Lord ButterSlip

Toasty113 wrote: »

Can I be buried with claws and an M4?

When the zombies rise, I want to be an effective killing machine

Of course, here you go your mighty Toastyness.

*hands over a grapefruit*

fozzle

I wanna be buried with dice. All the dice. In the world.

Nevyn

fozzle wrote: »

But I don't wanna. Wanna stay home and stroke the spoons

Are they rusty spoons?

antodeco

I want to be buried with gold. Only way to get the goonies to come back.

blinding

6th wrote: »

... a wind up torch and a rape alarm!

What about you? Theres not much room in a coffin so choose wisely!

Some device to jam a rape alarm and you

Only joking:D

Luno

A shovel and some Mentos

cyberwolf77

I plan on being cremated so stuff me full of gunpowder before placing me in the oven

pretty-in-pink

i changed my mind. i wanna be burried with a smile on my face





and that ink stuff that you get to explode over money so it can't be robbed.

Scorpion Sting

I wanna be buried with this woman ....................

Lord ButterSlip

jebforever wrote: »

Ah Yes, Richard Whitley.

Scorpion Sting

Lord ButterSlip wrote: »

Ah Yes, Richard Whitley.

It's spelled Whiteley fyi. :rolleyes:

Lord ButterSlip

jebforever wrote: »

It's spelled Whiteley fyi. :rolleyes:

Nope Whitley.....This guy here dont-cha-see!


Also as this is TCN I can also spell his name $%!?€€^. Thank you for calling and i would like to be buryed with Carol Vorderman as noone has mentioned her yet, and here she is

pretty-in-pink

OMG can't believe this hasn't been said yet

*clears throat* (ha ha ha appropriate)

YORE MA!