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Post here to get not banned- EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

  • 08-01-2010 8:10pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭


    The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by unpopular demand.

    Bans will always be shorter than 2 weeks in length, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it here, and we'll see to your request never.

    Thanks,
    His Lordship.

    NOTE:

    Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are not exempt. We just can't not ban everyone, so be PATIENT!

    Other users may be given ban unimmunity in this thread for not contributing in a significant fashion to "teh silly". A list of such people will be kept on this site.

    Dont be fooled by CERTAIN PEOPLE who think they are Mods cause they are not I am Lord Butter Slip and these are my commandments.

    Finally a word from Badger:badger_50.gif "Snuh"

    Thank You Badger

    Regards, Lord Butter Slip
    His Lordships Castle of Butter.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Mememememe! I want to be not banned!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Sarky wrote: »
    Mememememe! I want to be not banned!

    A 4 year not-ban for YOU!

    NOW DONT NOT COME BACK!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Done the ban ...... he lordy slap me with the not ban!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Have a not-ban. HI-YAA!:P

    17 years. *bangs gavel*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You call that a not banning? C'MON YOU PANSY. HIT ME. HIT ME LIKE A RED-HEADED STEPCHILD.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    He is jealous of my 17 year not ban!!!

    Give him nothing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    i want to be not-banned also please


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Sarky wrote: »
    You call that a not banning? C'MON YOU PANSY. HIT ME. HIT ME LIKE A RED-HEADED STEPCHILD.

    AHHHHH REPEAT OFFENDER, NOT-BAN!
    joes girls wrote: »
    He is jealous of my 17 year not ban!!!

    Give him nothing.

    MORE OFFENDERS OF MEDIUM PROPORTIONS!!! NOT-BAN!!
    Queen-Mise wrote: »
    i want to be not-banned also please

    3 Year not-ban for you.

    TREMBLE AT THE MIGHT OF HIS LORDSHIP!!!! LEAVE THE PALACE OF BUTTER AND RETURN NOT!!!
    Angry_face.JPG


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    butter can be hot, all slip slidyyyyy!!!

    melting hot, dripping down ......... TOAST, now please!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    joes girls wrote: »
    butter can be hot, all slip slidyyyyy!!!

    melting hot, dripping down ......... TOAST, now please!


    EEK! BUT NOW I WANT TOAST TOO......CANNIBALISTIC? I THINK NOT.:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    joes girls wrote: »
    butter can be hot, all slip slidyyyyy!!!

    melting hot, dripping down ......... TOAST, now please!

    You rang?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Shouldn't it be your Lordslip instead?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Go ahead, take your best shot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    You rang?


    pass the knife and butter .......... ah too late, he's gone cold and rubbery!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Toasty and gamblitis 13 year Not-bans for you also have one of these:
    teens_group_tumbs_up.jpg
    Go ahead, take your best shot.

    BAM!! A 19 year 4 month 47 day 2 hour and 19.5minute Not-Ban for you.
    joes girls wrote: »
    ah too late, he's gone cold and rubbery!!!!

    I hate it when that happens!

    I crown you offical

    "Defender of Cold And Rubbery Toast of The Not-Ban"

    *gives crown made of 100% plastic costing €4.99*

    "Its made of gold and cost €400 ......There!"
    Crown_100.png


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Don't do it. Her signature is already 2-3 times longer than any of her posts as it is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    mmm it might look nice!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Its was tough but I managed to subvert the not ban.

    Your move Lady ButterShoe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Sarky wrote: »
    Don't do it. Her signature is already 2-3 times longer than any of her posts as it is.

    :D
    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Its was tough but I managed to subvert the not ban.

    Your move Lady ButterShoe

    Emmmmm..........

    *works furiously to try to figure out what a not-ban actually does*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    oh god I've been trying to post in this thread for 400years and it isn't working - *sobs* please not ban me - it's all I have to live for since the treacle mines closed in 1281!!!!!!

    despair1237852510.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    fozzle wrote: »
    oh god I've been trying to post in this thread for 400years and it isn't working - *sobs* please not ban me - it's all I have to live for since the treacle mines closed in 1281!!!!!!

    You were born Not-banned! Congrats 6.5 years of a Not-Ban for you!

    reporter_standing.jpgHow does this make you feel?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    You were born Not-banned! Congrats 6.5 years of a Not-Ban for you!

    How does this make you feel?
    I....I can't describe the joy.... I'd like to thank God, and Jesus, and my family, and all the other people I stepped on to get where I am today.

    halle-speech.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    I have just discovered what a Not-Ban does!

    Apparently if punished with a Not-Ban a person will start having apple trees growing on ther head, have amorous feelings towards cabbages, get very upset in the presance of smokeless caol and sometimes in extreme cases a person can even turn into a .......a...... oh dear GOD!!! Its just so SCARY I dont think i can say ....say....s...ss.s s ssaaaay ........IT.

    I need support here guys....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Im supporting you Lord Butter Snipe!
    *blesses self*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Thanks Lord Butter Jip .

    OK here goes......in extreme cases a person can ........
    TURN INTO A SLICE OF TOAST!!


    *FAINTS*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    GOD NO IS THERE ANYTHING MORE HIDEOUS?!?!?!?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Oh NO!!! LORD NUTTER TIP!!! ARE YOU OK?

    *throws glass of water over His Lordship*

    *runs out of water so uses jelly instead*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    I wanna be this toast

    monsterToast.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Im ok it was just a bit much at this time in life.....

    *Thanks Fozzle for multiple exclamation marks*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    I have just discovered what a Not-Ban does!

    Apparently if punished with a Not-Ban a person will start having apple trees growing on ther head, have amorous feelings towards cabbages, get very upset in the presance of smokeless caol and sometimes in extreme cases a person can even turn into a .......a...... oh dear GOD!!! Its just so SCARY I dont think i can say ....say....s...ss.s s ssaaaay ........IT.

    I need support here guys....

    *Rubs not-ban calculations off board* haha! Your work is ruined Lad ChurnedMilk!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    OH MY GOODNESS!!!

    HIS NOODLYNESS!!!!!!!!!

    *FAINTS AGAIN WITH ANGUISH*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    OH MY GOODNESS!!!

    HIS NOODLYNESS!!!!!!!!!

    *FAINTS AGAIN WITH ANGUISH*


    *fans with toast*
    It's okay, it's not blasphemy - it's artistic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    *in the process of being revived sees life work being rubbed out and dies*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    As next in line of the Lordship I will take over.....

    Now arrangments must be made for my predessors funeral.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    As next in line of the Lordship I will take over.....

    Now arrangments must be made for my predessors funeral.
    Do we shove him down the Butter Slip?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    fozzle wrote: »
    *fans with toast*
    It's okay, it's not blasphemy - it's artistic!

    What are you doing with my son!
    *snatches toast off fozzle*
    You fiend!
    *hits foz with cow leg*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I <3 you guys so much. *cries*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Oh God! Sarky must have found my secret stash of love and caring! *runs away*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    What are you doing with my son!
    *snatches toast off fozzle*
    You fiend!
    *hits foz with cow leg*

    Stop that! Put Thead down! FFS you boys are such messers. *hangs head* sorry for stealin your baby - wanna spoon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Boy do I!
    *trips over spoon and falls off inconvenient cliff*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Boy do I!
    *trips over spoon and falls off inconvenient cliff*

    That boy deserves no spoon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Arrangements have been made for the funeral of Lord Putter Flip, please form an orderly queue. Spoons are allowed to bring a guest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Arrangements have been made for the funeral of Lord Putter Flip, please form an orderly queue. Spoons are allowed to bring a guest.
    Does that include siamese sporks?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    M&S* wrote: »
    Does that include siamese sporks?

    Yes but only if they are made of Chocolate. Or are dead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 899 ✭✭✭djk1000


    Not ban for me please!

    Post count +1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 798 ✭✭✭lucky-colm


    this thread reminds me of an old underpants i once had, we were very close until something came between us:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    djk1000 wrote: »
    Not ban for me please!

    Post count +1

    Indeed a Not-ban at you, like a loose chipping at the windscreen that is you!

    lucky-colm wrote: »
    this thread reminds me of an old underpants i once had, we were very close until something came between us:(

    :confused:Ermmm.......Sarky what do I do here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Options:


    -Ban
    -Not-ban
    -Barrell roll
    -Witty banter
    -Some other 5th option.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 798 ✭✭✭lucky-colm


    Sarky wrote: »
    Options:


    -Ban
    -Not-ban
    -Barrell roll
    -Witty banter
    -Some other 5th option.


    pay him €50 to stay off this thread:D

    signed
    anonymous


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    lucky-colm wrote: »
    pay him €50 to stay off this thread:D

    signed
    anonymous

    No. And thats final. No matter how Abombnimbus you are. Now SHOO
    Sarky wrote: »
    Options:


    -Ban
    -Not-ban
    -Barrell roll
    -Witty banter
    -Some other 5th option.

    I choose Ban as I have forgotton the title of this thread.


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