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In The Play-Pen: Insect Overlord/An File

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    #92
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Jackobyte wrote: »
    Has anyone else noticed, the playpen has been just about snow and sledding and skating for the last page... And not one question was asked. Edit; bythewoods has brought it back on topic. /nag

    I never realised you were from Limerick hitlersson! Or are you?


    Only 4 posts had no question in them.
    One being yours and one being mine :p:p

    Soccymonster brought it back :p


    Ooooh I'm turning into one of those annoying boardsies :eek::eek::eek:

    :D


    To I.O

    Have you ever had a diary? (not journal with only lyrics/poetry etc)

    Do you drink milk straight from the carton?

    Do you have any posters on your wall and if so....what/who is in them?


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    #93
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    My powerful deduction skills have discerned that you write poems;
    What's your favourite poem?
    Favourite poet?
    Do you like minimalist poetry?

    You mentioned earlier that you recently stayed online for almost 12 hours;
    What are your favourite websites?
    Do you think Twitter is stupid?
    What's number one in your bookmarks / favourites?

    Onto the harder questions:
    Jimi Hendrix or Jimmy Page?
    The Beano or The Dandy?
    Johnny Bravo or Taz?
    Peter Griffin or Homer?
    Simpsons (the classic variety, not the recent tripe) or Family Guy?
    Name a song that should be a regular on the radio.
    Do you prefer your eggs fried, boiled or scrambled?

    Do you squeal whenever you see a spider?
    Don't you think daddy longlegs are disgusting?
    Ever partake in a Trent-like escapade involving sex and death (not necessarily in that order)?
    Favourite historical figure?

    Are you a drinking man?
    If so, what's the drunkest you've ever been?
    I liked your Clash reference earlier. It was subtle. Favourite Clash song?
    Name a (current or former) United player who failed to get the recognition he deserves/d.

    If some cold heartless bastard (with a bit of cash on him) were to offer you €10,000 (a tidy sum in today's economic climate - you can't turn your nose up at such a sum) in exchange for killing a puppy, would you accept the offer? Lets put you in a situation where you need the money to buy biros or to start a new life.

    If you saw a €100 note drop out of the pocket of somone you know (lets say a miserable shít that you have little time for), would you quietly pocket the cash and go on your way or return the cash to its rightful owner (lets remember that you hate this guy)?


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    #94
    Jako8
    Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Is your mod hat like Trents hat?

    But worse obviously.


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    #95
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    bluejaymraz wrote: »
    How do they get the figs into the fig rolls?

    Most annoying ad on tv?

    This is the best expanation that I've ever found.
    It might also answer your second question! :D
    Nah, the ads I hate most are the ones hawking either personal finance or injury compensation. They're both really sly schemes.
    Jako8 wrote: »
    This thread has been Hijacked :p

    When can we expect the next name change?

    I was hoping to subscribe this month, but I keep forgetting to set it up, so the name could be hanging around for a while. If I do change it, I'd say I'll be going back to my old name.
    Aoibheann wrote: »
    Are you enjoying the fact that you don't have to answer as many questions because of the thread hijack? :pac:

    There are still so many questions! :eek:
    It was nice to be able to take a break from giving answers to do a bit of moderating :)


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    #96
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Jako8 wrote: »
    What is the Meaning of Life?

    Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is a 1983 musical comedy film by the Monty Python comedy team. Unlike the two previous films they had made, which had each told a single, more or less coherent story, The Meaning of Life returns to the sketch comedy format of the troupe's original television series, loosely structured as a series of comic skits about the various stages of life, roughly based on the Seven Ages of Man.[wiki]

    :pac:

    Either that, or 42...


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    #97
    bluejay14
    Registered Users Posts: 3,849 ✭✭✭bluejay14


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    This is the best expanation that I've ever found.
    It might also answer your second question! :D

    I was hoping you'd say that.


    Have you made a snowman in the current weather yet?
    If yes, did you name him?
    If no, why not?


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    #98
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Have you ever had a diary? (not journal with only lyrics/poetry etc)

    Do you drink milk straight from the carton?

    Do you have any posters on your wall and if so....what/who is in them?

    I had a diary when I was 9, only ever wrote two sentences in it. Next best effort is my blog, which I only update sporadically :o

    We usually only get bottles, and it's pretty difficult to drink straight from a 2 litre bottle of milk! :pac:

    No posters on the walls in my room. I have a great one of Brandon Lee in The Crow but I haven't hung it up yet. Same with a poster of George W. Bush quotes and the Guns'n'Roses avatar from the cover of Appetite For Destruction :cool:


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    #99
    hitlersson666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    how do u have a custom avatar when your not a subscriber and what came first the chicken or the egg??

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


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    #100
    bythewoods
    Registered Users Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭bythewoods


    Has anyone made you uncomfortable yet?

    If not, can I try? Cheers.

    FAVE SEXUAL POSITION XX


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    #101
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Monzo wrote: »
    What's your favourite poem?
    Favourite poet?
    Do you like minimalist poetry?

    Couldn't pick one favourite poem. Might get back to you with a top 5 later.
    Sylvia Plath.
    It's ok, not my specialty though.
    Monzo wrote: »
    What are your favourite websites?
    Do you think Twitter is stupid?
    What's number one in your bookmarks / favourites?

    Boards, obviously :) Then Youtube, Facebook, The Escapist, Cyanide and Happiness, XKCD, Blogspot, and fakedogfilms.com
    Twitter is pretty damn stupid.
    I don't use bookmarks, the drop-down list in Firefox remembers the sites I want to use.
    Monzo wrote: »
    Jimi Hendrix or Jimmy Page?
    The Beano or The Dandy?
    Johnny Bravo or Taz?
    Peter Griffin or Homer?
    Simpsons (the classic variety, not the recent tripe) or Family Guy?
    Name a song that should be a regular on the radio.
    Do you prefer your eggs fried, boiled or scrambled?

    A tie.
    Neither.
    Johnny Bravo :cool:
    Peter Griffin.
    Simpsons were far more consistent over their first 8 series tan Family Could even dream of.
    Songs that get played too regularly on the radio lose their appeal.
    I don't eat eggs. At all.
    Monzo wrote: »
    Do you squeal whenever you see a spider?
    Don't you think daddy longlegs are disgusting?
    Ever partake in a Trent-like escapade involving sex and death (not necessarily in that order)?
    Favourite historical figure?

    Spiders are great creatures.
    Daddy-longlegses are the devil.
    Short answer? No. Not yet ;)
    Grigori Rasputin has fascinated me since I was 8 years old.
    Monzo wrote: »
    Are you a drinking man?
    If so, what's the drunkest you've ever been?
    I liked your Clash reference earlier. It was subtle. Favourite Clash song?
    Name a (current or former) United player who failed to get the recognition he deserves/d.

    Yes!
    Beach party in Kerry. Too much Southern Comfort in too short a time. Took me 3 hours to crawl back to the house. Never again.
    London's Burning is the only other one of their songs I'd really like, tbh.
    For most players, just being at United would be all the recognition they deserve. Olé Gunnar Solskjaer is still worshipped at the club, but I can't recall how much media attention he got as a player...
    Monzo wrote: »
    If some cold heartless bastard (with a bit of cash on him) were to offer you €10,000 (a tidy sum in today's economic climate - you can't turn your nose up at such a sum) in exchange for killing a puppy, would you accept the offer? Lets put you in a situation where you need the money to buy biros or to start a new life.

    I don't do animal cruelty. Even for cash. No deal.
    Monzo wrote: »
    If you saw a €100 note drop out of the pocket of somone you know (lets say a miserable shít that you have little time for), would you quietly pocket the cash and go on your way or return the cash to its rightful owner (lets remember that you hate this guy)?

    I can think of only 2 people I'd gladly take the money from. In 99.99'% of cases I'd return it.


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    #102
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Is your mod hat like Trents hat?

    But worse obviously.

    My hat is awesome. I ain't no Trent, but I'm at least as stylish as he is. :cool:


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    #103
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    bluejaymraz wrote: »
    I was hoping you'd say that.


    Have you made a snowman in the current weather yet?
    If yes, did you name him?
    If no, why not?

    Haven't made any snowmen yet :(
    I keep sleeping in too late, so whenever we have had snow it's melted before I could play with it :o

    BUT...D4RK ONION and I made a very impressive snowman on the college sports field when it snowed in March last year :)


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    #104
    phlegms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    Tucked in or tucked out?


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    #105
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    hitlersson666 wrote: »
    how do u have a custom avatar when your not a subscriber and what came first the chicken or the egg??

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Because I haz 1337 hax0r skillz :cool: (Perk of being a moderator)

    Babies and water, I think! :D

    Morality comes from the philosophers of Ancient Greece (it doesn't really, but they were the first to document debates on the origins of ethics)

    Probably down to some bored teachers somewhere thinking Mozart's popularised version of the melody would be a nice simple tune for little kids to sing along with.


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    #106
    bythewoods
    Registered Users Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭bythewoods


    Worst place you've ever had an erection?


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    #107
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    bythewoods wrote: »
    Has anyone made you uncomfortable yet?

    If not, can I try? Cheers.

    FAVE SEXUAL POSITION XX

    Uncomfortable? No. Made me stop to think? Yes.

    Go for it!

    They're all good, with a little practice :cool:


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    #108
    Jako8
    Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Whay haven't you supported the Robotics forum yet?

    Also, keeping in tune with the above. Best place you've had an erection?


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    #109
    A Neurotic
    Registered Users Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    Is your bellybutton an innie or an outie?

    Think very carefully before answering -_-


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    #110
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    phlegms wrote: »
    Tucked in or tucked out?

    Que?
    bythewoods wrote: »
    Worst place you've ever had an erection?

    I really don't know...


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    #111
    phlegms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Que?

    Hey, I'm asking the questions here. Don't go political on me..


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    #112
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Jako8 wrote: »
    Whay haven't you supported the Robotics forum yet?

    Also, keeping in tune with the above. Best place you've had an erection?

    I hadn't heard anything about a Robotics forum...

    I'll answer that one in the private forum only :p


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    #113
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    I really don't know...
    Aw damn. The correct ambiguous answer was "in my pants".

    Do you mind using public toilets?

    Most life-threatening situation you've been in?


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    #114
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    A Neurotic wrote: »
    Is your bellybutton an innie or an outie?

    Think very carefully before answering -_-

    I know there's a joke in there somewhere...

    Innie.


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    #115
    Jako8
    Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    I hadn't heard anything about a Robotics forum...

    I'll answer that one in the private forum only :p

    Look at my sig and click it :cool:

    Havd you clicked it?

    If you could remove one country from existance what one would it be and why?


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    #116
    jefreywithonef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Would you find having an erection in a nappy uncomfortable?


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    #117
    phlegms
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    bythewoods wrote: »
    Worst place you've ever had an erection?

    A follow up question to this:

    Best place you've ever had an erection?


    How uncomfortable are you feeling now insecticide?


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    #118
    A Neurotic
    Registered Users Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    I know there's a joke in there somewhere...

    Innie.

    You're normal! Congratulations :)


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    #119
    Jako8
    Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    phlegms wrote: »
    A follow up question to this:

    Best place you've ever had an erection?

    Already done :cool:


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    #120
    bythewoods
    Registered Users Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭bythewoods


    Ever wondered how it feels to menstruate?


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    #121
    TheCardHolder
    Registered Users Posts: 929 ✭✭✭TheCardHolder


    phlegms wrote: »
    A follow up question to this:

    Best place you've ever had an erection?


    How uncomfortable are you feeling now insecticide?

    A follow up question to this:

    On a scale of one to ten, how painful is an erection in jeans?


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