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In The Play-Pen: Insect Overlord/An File

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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    bythewoods wrote: »
    Ever wondered how it feels to menstruate?
    *notes question for when bythewoods is in the play-pen*


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Aw damn. The correct ambiguous answer was "in my pants".

    Do you mind using public toilets?

    Most life-threatening situation you've been in?

    That, or "Yore ma!", tbh...

    I don't recall ever having used one! Strangely enough.

    See here... Link.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    Scabbiest thing you have ever done to someone?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Do you feel you've dragged down the credibility of this forum by inducing us to ask questions about erections?

    And more importantly, when was the last time you had an erection?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    bythewoods wrote: »
    Ever wondered how it feels to menstruate?

    I think about it from time to time. Maybe once every month or so... :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭bythewoods


    I think about it from time to time. Maybe once every month or so... :pac:

    A follow up question to my last one:

    Ever inserted a tampon in your mangina out of curiosity?

    (And by mangina, I do mean anal cavity.)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    phlegms wrote: »
    Scabbiest thing you have ever done to someone?

    Myself and my best friend fancied the same girl. He offered to give her a loan of a CD she wanted. I offered to meet up with her sooner, with the same CD. I ended up going out with her for two years...

    Made up for it by setting him up with her best friend though :o

    That was a few years ago now.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Monzo wrote: »
    Do you feel you've dragged down the credibility of this forum by inducing us to ask questions about erections?

    And more importantly, when was the last time you had an erection?

    This thread lost credibility hours ago!

    I find it bizarre how the whole forum is suddenly obsessed with such a strange topic of discussion...


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    bythewoods wrote: »
    A follow up question to my last one:

    Ever inserted a tampon in your mangina out of curiosity?

    (And by mangina, I do mean anal cavity.)

    This is one of those occasions where a joke gets too weird and stops being funny, tbh.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    This thread lost credibility hours ago!

    I find it bizarre how the whole forum is suddenly obsessed with such a strange topic of discussion...
    You never answered the questions though. :p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    What's your favourite erection-based Harry Potter spell? Is it Erecto?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    You ignored my erection question :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Craguls


    Can I have your babies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    Will all these questions about anuses, erections and menstruation make you treat/act differently around us at the meet-up next week?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    This is one of those occasions where a joke gets too weird and stops being funny, tbh.

    I think you've finally found a question uncomfortable; bythewoods wins!

    Though I thought my nappy question was quite valid.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭bythewoods


    Alllllllllright, I win.

    Soz for making you uncomfortable Insectybbz.
    NAWT.

    I win and you lose.

    How does it feel to be beaten by a girl?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    A Neurotic wrote: »
    What's your favourite erection-based Harry Potter spell? Is it Erecto?

    I much prefer replacing "wand" with "wang" :D


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Craguls wrote: »
    Can I have your babies?

    I've told you once already, Natasha Beddingfield, STOP FOLLOWING ME! :mad:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    bythewoods wrote: »
    Alllllllllright, I win.

    Soz for making you uncomfortable Insectybbz.
    NAWT.

    I win and you lose.

    How does it feel to be beaten by a girl?

    I can delete your posts whenever I like. I win by default. Try to remember what forum you're posting in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Craguls


    I've told you once already, Natasha Beddingfield, STOP FOLLOWING ME! :mad:

    My cover's blown!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    have you ever trolled on this site


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    have you ever gotten a erection around your mother/father and if so have they noticed it :P oh and have you ever seen 2girls1cup rofl!!!

    It's over, man. It's over.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭bythewoods


    I can delete your posts whenever I like. I win by default. Try to remember what forum you're posting in.

    I know you like acting powerful.

    Are you compensating for something? ;)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    have you ever trolled on this site

    I don't think I've ever trolled properly. I learned pretty quickly what I could get away with here, so I tried to keep within the boundaries as much as I could. After a few months of regular use, it's easy enough to work out when you can say dodgy stuff and when you can't ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    I don't think I've ever trolled properly. I learned pretty quickly what I could get away with here, so I tried to keep within the boundaries as much as I could. After a few months of regular use, it's easy enough to work out when you can say dodgy stuff and when you can't ;)

    i need to learn that skill and fasttttt


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    i need to learn that skill and fasttttt

    rofl

    Anywhooos,
    Do you like any high school musical song? (yes, its a weird question but im curious..)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Which celebrity would you like to spend a day at a casino with?

    Would you rather have a snake or a monkey as a pet?

    If you were trapped on a remote island, what factor sun cream would you have with you?

    Do you cut your fingers nails and toe nails regularly?

    Have you ever read "Run Swift, Run Free"?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    rofl

    Anywhooos,
    Do you like any high school musical song? (yes, its a weird question but im curious..)

    So far I've managed to successfully avoid the films and the music! \o/


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Which celebrity would you like to spend a day at a casino with?

    Would you rather have a snake or a monkey as a pet?

    If you were trapped on a remote island, what factor sun cream would you have with you?

    Do you cut your fingers nails and toe nails regularly?

    Have you ever read "Run Swift, Run Free"?

    Stephen Fry. He's smart and charming, his company would be the only way I'd enjoy being in a casino.

    The snake might be eaier to take care of.

    Factor 10 would be grand. I always tan pretty well :cool:

    Regularly? No. Often? Yes.
    (The fingernails on my left hand have to be kept short for playing the guitar)

    I'm not familiar with that book. Tell me more about it?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    I'm not familiar with that book. Tell me more about it?


    *Grabs off shelf*

    It's by Tom McCaughern. Won a few book awards. It's aimed towards young folk around 12 I guess. Pretty damn cool book I have to say :D

    All about the lives of a group of foxes(correct term skulk of foxes).
    Journey of survival told from their point of view.
    It's actually the third book.
    Yet to find the first two. I'll no doubt have to buy them online as they have probably gone out of production.

    AWWW crap man now I have to read it again >.<

    Question Time:

    Do you use alot of hair products?

    Do you mostly wear runners/trainers or shoes?

    Did you use to have a favourite teddy bear and what was its name?

    Do you ever socialise in Galway? If so favourite bar?

    Do you own a pair of slippers?

    When in college, did you wear your school bag on one shoulder or the recommended two shoulders?


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