How do you tell someone they eat loudly?

Rockn · 11-01-2010 10:35pm

Look at them and with a really slow retarded voice and exaggerated mouth movements go "YOM YOM YOM YOM". That's what I used to do to my brother when we were young and he was annoying me by eating an apple. Used to really piss him off. Well maybe it's a bit rude.

we'llallhavetea_old · 12-01-2010 1:10am

Lux23 wrote: »

What's the point telling them? Its not something you can change really, seem people just eat like that.

oh dear god it is. all you have to do is close your mouth!!

i cannot cope with people eating loudly, its one of those things that really rile me. i deal with it by daggering them with looks. doesn't work. i have a lot of anger.

Agricola · 12-01-2010 1:18am

<clears throath >

SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE YA SONBITCH, BEFORE I GIVE YA A TONGUE PIERCING WITH THIS 'ERE FORK.

Not sure why that went western there........:pac:

Ann22 · 12-01-2010 1:25am

dan de man wrote: »

one of my workmates eats like an animal,my god does he enjoy his food,slurping and nom-ing all over the place,an apple is bad but something softer,like a pear or a peach,my god i have to leave the room,he sucks the flesh from the fruit.its compounded of course by the acoustics in our canteen magnifying every suck and slurp.
ive gotten used to it though,i let it go too far to say anything and now i just stick in earphones.i find it funny seeing others reactions now when hearing the feeding for the first time.:D

:D'hearing the feeding':D:D:DThat sounds revolting:o.

I worked with a woman who would open her mouth wide and grin maniacally at us at the table, with food sitting on her tongue which for some reason always seemed to be lolling about in her mouth.

It was just awful.. I don't know a fcuk what was wrong with her

, intelligent woman, into Reiki and all that spiritual stuff...nice woman but we were condemned to hold a conversation with her every breaktime and watch the food dissolving.

One time I got a direct view into her open mouth, couldn't help myself..and said 'J*sus C*rist' in a disgusted tone.. out loud when i'd meant to say it in my head. Everyone at the table looked at me...in silent agreement and restrained mirth...while she just grinned at me all the while waving her partially masticated nuts about the room:rolleyes:.

A woman behind me in a mile long post office queue last week was doing something puzzling with her mouth...dunno if there was food in it but she kept making snapping noises. I was watching from the corner of my eye to see if she was blowing bubbles but no noises came when I was watching...when I'd turn away from her she'd do it again....aaagh! I don't know how I restrained myself from screaming at her..

uncle-mofo · 12-01-2010 1:25am

I know how it feels, my father has the unusual skill of smashing his teeth together that makes a fantastic clunk everytime he chews. I've been trying to work up the courage to say something for 17 years, but something tells me the awkward silence that would follow would be far worse. He got his teeth crowned last year which has made it twice as bad and at this stage whenever he goes to eat something I just leave the room. I can't stand it. The worst experience of my life was when he got his hands on a packet of chewing gum at the start of a god knows how long car journey in the boiling heat. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Ann22 · 12-01-2010 1:31am

uncle-mofo wrote: »

I know how it feels, my father has the unusual skill of smashing his teeth together that makes a fantastic clunk everytime he chews. I've been trying to work up the courage to say something for 17 years, but something tells me the awkward silence that would follow would be far worse. He got his teeth crowned last year which has made it twice as bad and at this stage whenever he goes to eat something I just leave the room. I can't stand it. The worst experience of my life was when he got his hands on a packet of chewing gum at the start of a god knows how long car journey in the boiling heat. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

:D'The worst experience' of your life?:DSo funny! It sounds like a hilarious exaggeration but I totally can imagine what you went through:(. I would most definitely develop a migraine within a few hours.. I wouldn't be able to say anything either..if it was my mother and I said something, she'd go into a major huff.:(

uncle-mofo · 12-01-2010 12:57pm

Ann22 wrote: »

:D'The worst experience' of your life?:DSo funny! It sounds like a hilarious exaggeration but I totally can imagine what you went through:(. I would most definitely develop a migraine within a few hours.. I wouldn't be able to say anything either..if it was my mother and I said something, she'd go into a major huff.:(

Ha probably a bit of an exageration there, but I'll never be able to forget it.

the_syco · 12-01-2010 1:58pm

ChemOC wrote: »

A friend of mine eats his food very loudly. You can hear everything! How do you tell them without being rude?

nyom NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM

**BELCH**

NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM ! ! !

=-=

Just tell them to shut their f**king mouth whilst f**king eating. Actually, try to place another two or three "f**king" words into the sentence. It's the only way

we'llallhavetea_old · 12-01-2010 2:04pm

uncle-mofo wrote: »

I know how it feels, my father has the unusual skill of smashing his teeth together that makes a fantastic clunk everytime he chews. I've been trying to work up the courage to say something for 17 years, but something tells me the awkward silence that would follow would be far worse. He got his teeth crowned last year which has made it twice as bad and at this stage whenever he goes to eat something I just leave the room. I can't stand it. The worst experience of my life was when he got his hands on a packet of chewing gum at the start of a god knows how long car journey in the boiling heat. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

i lol'd! there is nothing quite like the panic of bein trapped in a car with one of these people. radio very loud to drown it out helps!

uncle-mofo · 12-01-2010 4:40pm

Here's my plan. Pretend to answer the phone at the dinner table when the accused is doing what they do best. Say "Oh I'm sorry I can't hear you there's alot of background noise here can you speak up?" It's so crazy it just might work.