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CINEMA OWNER DIES

CORRO77 · 2010-01-11 19:51:12

The local cinema owner died today his family said the funeral will take place wednesday at 12.30,2.30 5.30,7.30 and 9 o clock. Why do mice have small balls.? Because not too many of them can dance

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11-01-2010 8:51pm

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CORRO77

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The local cinema owner died today his family said the funeral will take place wednesday at 12.30,2.30 5.30,7.30 and 9 o clock.

Why do mice have small balls.? Because not too many of them can dance

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#2 13-01-2010 10:45pm
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The cinema one is the best one liner I've heard in a long time.

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#3 14-01-2010 8:22pm
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Cinema joke: Nay

Mouse joke: Yay :P

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