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Sleep Talkin' Man

  • 15-01-2010 12:47am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭


    Just thought this blog was funny and you guys might like it. This man is a regular sleep talker and his wife has started recording what he says in the night.

    Some gems:

    "Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."

    "I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."

    "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."

    "Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

    "My snorkle! My snorkle! Judge won't like it if I don't have my snorkle! You PLANT it... Don't want baby snorkles."


    And more here. Note that it might be NSFW because of cursing!

    :)


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Wonder what his dreams are like :s


  • Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭Clano


    That is excellent!!! the website is so funny! " your mother is here, bury me, bury me deep" hahahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Good find OP!


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