Room Service

Podman

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,
at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
Economic Review...

Room Service(RS): "Morny, Ruin sorbees"

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

RS : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"

Guest : "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS : "Ow July den?"

Guest : "What??"

RS : "Ow July den?...pry,boy,pooch?"

Guest : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS : "Ow July dee baychem...crease?"

Guest : "Crisp will be fine"

RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

Guest : "What?"

RS : "San tos. July San tos?"

Guest : "I don't think so"

RS : "No? Judo one toes??"

Guest : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
means."

RS : "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
bother?"

Guest : "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
an English muffin will be fine."

RS : "We bother?"

Guest : "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS : "Wad?"

Guest : "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS : "Copy?"

Guest : "Sorry?"

RS : "Copy...tea...mill?"

Guest : "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS : "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy...rye??"

Guest : "Whatever you say"

RS : "Tendjewberrymud"

Guest : "You're welcome"