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  • 18-01-2010 5:29pm
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    scubakid
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    Being Irish is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on your way home, stopping for an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab to sit on a swedish couch and watch USA shows on a Japanese Tv. And most of all being suspicious of anything foreign. Oh and only in Ireland can you get a pizza delivered to your house faster than an Ambulance. Only in Ireland do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. We might be Irish but by God we're funny :)


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    hem
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    >Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store for prescriptions while healthy people can buy fags at the front counter

    I think that line there betrays the true origin of the joke.


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    scubakid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭scubakid


    hem wrote: »
    >Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store for prescriptions while healthy people can buy fags at the front counter

    I think that line there betrays the true origin of the joke.
    Better? :)


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    Jay D
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    Not to mention playing the national anthem at the end of just about any party, God wtf is up with that? :confused:
    :pac:


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    Kashkai
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    Jay D wrote: »
    Not to mention playing the national anthem at the end of just about any party, God wtf is up with that? :confused:
    :pac:

    Because by then, you're probably pissed and ingreat form and alls well with the world so they have to play the national anthemn to remind you of where you really are which brings you back to earth with a bump and sobers you up too by depressing the fcuk out of you


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    TomTom
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    scubakid wrote: »
    Being Irish is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on your way home, stopping for an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab to sit on a swedish couch and watch USA shows on a Japanese Tv. And most of all being suspicious of anything foreign. Oh and only in Ireland can you get a pizza delivered to your house faster than an Ambulance. Only in Ireland do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. We might be Irish but by God we're funny :)

    Don't know about other banks but AIB have release doors it alot of branches.


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