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  • 18-01-2010 8:15pm
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    coldfire1x
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    2 muslims walk into the Liverpool ticket office and ask for season tickets. The woman behind the counter asks, "Are you circumcised?" the muslims reply "Yes, of course!?" the woman then says, "I'm sorry, you have to be a complete dick to be a Liverpool fan...".


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    dh0661
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    :D LOL - LOL - LOL
    Texted to few of those complete pricks dicks that I know.


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    Iang87
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    hmmm i stupidly thought a joke should make you laugh


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    Splinter
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    Iang87 wrote: »
    hmmm i stupidly thought a joke should make you laugh
    now now, none of that please :)


    nice joke, got me a clip round the ear in work :pac:


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Iang87 wrote: »
    hmmm i stupidly thought a joke should make you laugh

    Ha Ha - your not one of those "complete p-icks" are you? :rolleyes:
    ANYWAY you could reset that joke to any club, if you knew the home ground that is.


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    CrazyRabbit
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    Iang87 wrote: »
    hmmm i stupidly thought a joke should make you laugh

    I think you should read the forum charter before making posts here...


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    coldfire1x wrote: »
    2 muslims walk into the Liverpool ticket office and ask for season tickets. The woman behind the counter asks, "Are you circumcised?" the muslims reply "Yes, of course!?" the woman then says, "I'm sorry, you have to be a complete dick to be a Liverpool fan...".

    Actually, it was originally a Gazza/Spurs/Jewish joke originally; circumcision being more central to (but not exclusively to) the Jewish rather than the Islamic culture :D! In fairness, though, it did re-surface briefly as an Liverpool adaption when Hicks and Gillette took over; due to the fact that Americans carry out more circumcisions than any other predominantly Christian country.

    Perhaps this should be in the anti-jokes thread...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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