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#32 25-01-2010 12:00am
Sleipnir

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Female who has just turned 40 or 41, thinking about having a mid-life crisis and affair sith a younger man.

Knows that the stereotypical "Death" in the long, draping black garb with the scythe doesn't exist, but at the same time, can feel that she is now being stalking by him with cold, deliberate malice. A predator, if you will, that never tires, never eats or sleeps, and will never, ever stop until he finally hunts her down. She, wizened, exhausted unable to put up even a feeble defence.

Or a man with the same prospects; just as good.

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#33 25-01-2010 12:02am
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longshanks wrote: »

you're definitely a man, everyone knows women don't use computers.
granted there are a few that can use typewriters. for their jobs as secerataries

You should use your flux capiciter and go back in time and rewrite that post ;)

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#34 25-01-2010 12:04am
ya-ba-da-ba-doo

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19 year old male.

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#35 25-01-2010 12:04am
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MCMLXXV wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNSzq8TpYxg

oor your startin to piss me offff...

LOL

On Topic. Female!

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#36 25-01-2010 12:05am
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ya-ba-da-ba-doo wrote: »

19 year old male.

Probably.

This post is a bit of a giveaway.

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#37 25-01-2010 12:05am
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TestTransmission wrote: »

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7CuJ8cR9sg

Yep this is what popped into my head, specifically its appearance in Napoleon Dynamite. So OP when I see your name I picture a lanky dork with a bad haircut and 80's glasses.

.... but then again that's my default mental image for nearly all'ya'all (no offence).

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#38 25-01-2010 12:09am
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TheZohan wrote: »

Probably.

This post is a bit of a giveaway.

He sounds desperate, however old he is, and not too fussy about getting sloppy seconds.:eek:

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#39 25-01-2010 12:09am
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A Caster maybe!?

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#40 25-01-2010 12:12am
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BluesBerry wrote: »

You should use your flux capiciter and go back in time and rewrite that post ;)

i would but the delorean is all out of uranium, and i'm not fooling around with lightning anymore

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#41 25-01-2010 12:16am
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73 year old hermaphrodite.

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#42 25-01-2010 12:17am
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longshanks wrote: »

i would but the delorean is all out of uranium, and i'm not fooling around with lightning anymore

Put some coal into the train and try god damn it

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#43 25-01-2010 12:24am
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ForeverYoung90 wrote: »

Didnt know where to ask this but I thought afterhours would give an honest answer.What was your initial thought when you saw my username.Male or female?
thanks.

Well i don't like to make snap judgments based on usernames but i'd say you're definitely some sort of angry hermaphrodite, probably quite ugly & all.

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#44 25-01-2010 12:24am
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have you got two obvious lumps(tits) sticking out in front??

if so you are a female

but just to be sure have a feel down between your legs if you feel something like a small leg with a bag hanging of the top of it then you are a man

when you find out what you are write it down and stick it on your fridge door or somewhere you can find it easy so that the next time you forget you will easily be able to find out what you are

maybe next time post in the alzheimers thread they might have better advice for you on how to remember what you are:D

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#45 25-01-2010 12:26am
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pushing 40/50 female. Lost in a world of computers, cd's and ipods. Decided to join this as your son/daughter are on it and seem to talk to their friends about it. Or is that just me?

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#46 25-01-2010 12:30am
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lucky-colm wrote: »

have you got two obvious lumps(tits) sticking out in front??

if so you are a female What about moobs?

but just to be sure have a feel down between your legs if you feel something like a small leg with a bag hanging of the top of it then you are a man Could be where the kebabs are kept warm on the way home

when you find out what you are write it down and stick it on your fridge door or somewhere you can find it easy so that the next time you forget you will easily be able to find out

maybe next time post in the alzheimers thread:D It probably forgot about that

:P

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#47 25-01-2010 12:32am
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congo_90 wrote: »

pushing 40/50 female. Lost in a world of computers, cd's and ipods. Decided to join this as your son/daughter are on it and seem to talk to their friends about it. Or is that just me?

:eek:
:eek:
gonna pm ya a phone no.
ring these people first thing in the morning
they can help you

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#48 25-01-2010 12:49am
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lucky-colm wrote: »

have you got two obvious lumps(tits) sticking out in front??

if so you are a female

but just to be sure have a feel down between your legs if you feel something like a small leg with a bag hanging of the top of it then you are a man

when you find out what you are write it down and stick it on your fridge door or somewhere you can find it easy so that the next time you forget you will easily be able to find out what you are

maybe next time post in the alzheimers thread they might have better advice for you on how to remember what you are:D

EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT? think u might need 2 see a G.P mate. my coinpurse hangs BELOW/UNDERNEATH me small leg not hanging of the top of it.

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#49 25-01-2010 12:52am
ya-ba-da-ba-doo

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ForeverYoung90 wrote: »

I thought afterhours would give an honest answer.

How silly of you.

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#50 25-01-2010 12:52am
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theboss80 wrote: »

EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT? think u might need 2 see a G.P mate. my coinpurse hangs BELOW/UNDERNEATH me small leg not hanging of the top of it.

thats either one "small" leg or one helllll! of a bag

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#51 25-01-2010 12:55am
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Everyone knows there are no women on the interwebz. Therefore you must be male.

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#52 25-01-2010 12:56am
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male cos your on the interweb and arent involved in pron or have said "im female :mad:"

and you were born in 1990

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#53 25-01-2010 1:23am
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Don't be silly there are no females on the internet.

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#54 25-01-2010 1:26am
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ForeverYoung90 wrote: »

Didnt know where to ask this but I thought afterhours would give an honest answer.What was your initial thought when you saw my username.Male or female?
thanks.

I just want to know why you're asking this question anyway? Also, After Hours won't give you an honest answer!!!
But my initial thought was you were older and feel young / want to be young. Or you're a teenager and think you'll be young forever!!!!!!:D

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#55 25-01-2010 1:51am
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Is that you Jebus

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#56 25-01-2010 2:05am
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I'd probably guess male. Don't know why. Maybe if I went through your posts I'd get a sense of who you are deep down.

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#57 25-01-2010 2:06am
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My first thought was too old do not want!

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#58 25-01-2010 2:10am
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lucky-colm wrote: »

:eek:
:eek:
gonna pm ya a phone no.
ring these people first thing in the morning
they can help you

Well you can pm me but check my previous posts or my profile.. you'll soon learn the truth

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#59 25-01-2010 2:12am
flanum

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pre-op tranny?

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#60 25-01-2010 3:26am
pfishfood

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Midlife crisis?

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#61 25-01-2010 3:48am
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ForeverYoung90 wrote: »

Male or female?
thanks.

Miss Cell-anus

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