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Flirting with Tar

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    oh your lovely lady bumps...

    our lady love may be taboo...makes it better cha..think? If I was a dude you totally would giz a tarection :pac:


    <_<


    *flutter*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    Met her for the first time friday & I think I'm in love, OMFG she's Gorgeous!

    Call me ;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I didn't get your number, alas...unfortunate for jemmy. ;):p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Hey, tar!

    /Still sticking it to em'...


    Keep it up!! :pac:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    those two last lines and their hidden agendas ...hehehe.

    /sticks it to her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    I want some Tar lovin'.

    Gimme some.

    Now!

    :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    We'll need 4e, the machine in the bathroom, and a lot of time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    YAY \0/

    What machine in the bathroom? :confused:

    I have €4 though!


    Oooooooh I get it now. :o Scarlit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Actually there does not need to be any purchasing.. ;)


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Larianne wrote: »
    YAY \0/

    What machine in the bathroom? :confused:

    I have €4 though!


    Oooooooh I get it now. :o Scarlit.
    Lmao, love the innocent minded ones :pac:
    Larianne wrote: »
    Actually there does not need to be any purchasing.. ;)

    I'd never be so reckless..


    >_>

    Dear diary... jackpot!

    <_<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Lmao, love the innocent minded ones :pac:



    I'd never be so reckless..


    >_>

    Dear diary... jackpot!

    <_<

    No, I meant I have a little tin. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Oh ...well hello ;)

    * looks around *

    nice to be here :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Larianne wrote: »
    No, I meant I have a little tin. ;)

    Ah well! Like those think contraception tins with the yellow warning sign? I have two of those but they are empty, take taht warning sign!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    No, what the hell is that.

    Its a little tin case to keep things secure and undamaged. ;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    51.png

    Apparantly they thought I wanted to do it in a tent..they were so right :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    lol. Have to be careful of those poles alright.

    No, mine has a zip! Way more stylish.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Nah jsut the one.


    oh a zip of mystery


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    lol is that what you normally say??

    "oooh what's behind the zip of mystery... only one way to find out.."

    :P


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Yep, and no looking with eyes or hands :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Where blindfold and handcuffs cum in handy.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Nah I don't plan to cum in handy ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    My lips are sealed.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    feck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    arse?





    Oh, no, I don't mean that.:o

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I see kickings in the fanny are clearly needed in here..


    I haz lovez for yu Lari, but gtfo. I've surprize sex plans with Tar later, and she'll be too fcuked to play with the likes of you later. Oh jessss.... hur ass is mine ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    oh ho ho ho... BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I see kickings in the fanny are clearly needed in here..


    I haz lovez for yu Lari, but gtfo. I've surprize sex plans with Tar later, and she'll be too fcuked to play with the likes of you later. Oh jessss.... hur ass is mine ;)
    Larianne wrote: »
    oh ho ho ho... BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This I want to watch. With one hand free. If I'm able to after abi :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Larianne wrote: »
    oh ho ho ho... BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I think not. I haz her in the bagk. Ko fak jursalf... brink eeeet.


    /whips out sock weapon


    Nao lets see you fuk wiz me nao beetch :0

    /puts on throat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Abi wins because of her perfect accent.

    The trouble you went to is admirable. :pac:

    / Hai Larianne, start practicing..:p


    /*Eyelashes at Tar* 0/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Abi wins because of her perfect accent.

    The trouble you went to is admirable. :pac:

    Shhh will ya. I almost had her in the bag :eek:
    /*Eyelashes at Tar* 0/

    Not a hope doll face ;):D


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I think not. I haz her in the bagk. Ko fak jursalf... brink eeeet.


    /whips out sock weapon


    Nao lets see you fuk wiz me nao beetch :0

    /puts on throat
    is there anything socks can't do? first wearing..then wnaking and now this :D

    If you ebat her in a wet tshirt, kk, ty
    Abi wins because of her perfect accent.

    The trouble you went to is admirable. :pac:

    / Hai Larianne, start practicing..:p


    /*Eyelashes at Tar* 0/
    She could practice...or could ask 'arse?' more often :o


    *flutter*

    I can pretend to be bret you know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Shhh will ya. I almost had her in the bag :eek:

    Almost?

    /for shame abi..:p

    *flutter*

    I can pretend to be bret you know.

    Why would you do that, you are so much better looking.;)

    jump3.gif


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Never thought you'd say that about somebody..even though blates true :pac:

    It's not all about looks...sometimes you jUSt want to get the sharpshooter from your idol:d


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Oh...

    Keep talking Tar..:o


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Why, need a hand?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Why, need a handsome entity to smooth talk you?

    FYP

    Yes please.:pac:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    FYP

    Yes please.:pac:

    /reads other thread...

    There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    What a forking woman...

    I saw her from across the room... her eyes.. not like anyones I've ever seen before...

    Made me want to touch her everywhere:o

    omg everrry where...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I lost my number.

    Can i have yours?



    blue eyes demands it...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    I don't need an accent.

    My hips don't lie. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Larianne wrote: »
    I don't need an accent.

    My hips don't lie. ;)

    /sharpens claws



    You know they have procedures for that, right? ;)















    :eek: :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Stop going OT. I'll report ya! :p

    Tar, cum and play with me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Larianne wrote: »
    Stop going OT. I'll report ya! :p
    Theres no fight in you girl :p

    c'mon tell me I'm fugly.. or have a low post count or something! :pac:
    Tar, cum and play with me.

    I'll give you a lend of her when I'm done here ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    You know what they say The winner is the person who walks away.

    Keeping ma energy for Tar. It's gonna be wild.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    heh heh..


    /licks Tars lips & looks @ Lar



    I fights dirrrty ;)


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Larianne wrote: »
    You know what they say The winner is the person who walks away.

    Keeping ma energy for Tar. It's gonna be wild.
    Winner is whoever makes me not be able to walk away
    Abigayle wrote: »
    heh heh..


    /licks Tars lips & looks @ Lar



    I fights dirrrty ;)
    /cross legs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Walk away or not walk after?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    not walk after tutz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Don't give me any tutz or I'll have to beat you with your belt!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    hopefully


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