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Flirting with Tar

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    #62
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Lmao, love the innocent minded ones :pac:



    I'd never be so reckless..


    >_>

    Dear diary... jackpot!

    <_<

    No, I meant I have a little tin. ;)


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    #63
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Oh ...well hello ;)

    * looks around *

    nice to be here :)


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    #64
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Larianne wrote: »
    No, I meant I have a little tin. ;)

    Ah well! Like those think contraception tins with the yellow warning sign? I have two of those but they are empty, take taht warning sign!


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    #65
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    No, what the hell is that.

    Its a little tin case to keep things secure and undamaged. ;)


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    #66
    Tar.Aldarion
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    51.png

    Apparantly they thought I wanted to do it in a tent..they were so right :pac:


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    #67
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    lol. Have to be careful of those poles alright.

    No, mine has a zip! Way more stylish.


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    #68
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Nah jsut the one.


    oh a zip of mystery


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    #69
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    lol is that what you normally say??

    "oooh what's behind the zip of mystery... only one way to find out.."

    :P


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    #70
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Yep, and no looking with eyes or hands :D


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    #71
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Where blindfold and handcuffs cum in handy.


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    #72
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Nah I don't plan to cum in handy ;)


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    #73
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    My lips are sealed.


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    #74
    Tar.Aldarion
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    feck


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    #75
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    arse?





    Oh, no, I don't mean that.:o

    :D


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    #76
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I see kickings in the fanny are clearly needed in here..


    I haz lovez for yu Lari, but gtfo. I've surprize sex plans with Tar later, and she'll be too fcuked to play with the likes of you later. Oh jessss.... hur ass is mine ;)


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    #77
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    oh ho ho ho... BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #78
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    I see kickings in the fanny are clearly needed in here..


    I haz lovez for yu Lari, but gtfo. I've surprize sex plans with Tar later, and she'll be too fcuked to play with the likes of you later. Oh jessss.... hur ass is mine ;)
    Larianne wrote: »
    oh ho ho ho... BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This I want to watch. With one hand free. If I'm able to after abi :o


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    #79
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Larianne wrote: »
    oh ho ho ho... BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I think not. I haz her in the bagk. Ko fak jursalf... brink eeeet.


    /whips out sock weapon


    Nao lets see you fuk wiz me nao beetch :0

    /puts on throat


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    #80
    Sharpshooter
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    Abi wins because of her perfect accent.

    The trouble you went to is admirable. :pac:

    / Hai Larianne, start practicing..:p


    /*Eyelashes at Tar* 0/


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    #81
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Abi wins because of her perfect accent.

    The trouble you went to is admirable. :pac:

    Shhh will ya. I almost had her in the bag :eek:
    /*Eyelashes at Tar* 0/

    Not a hope doll face ;):D


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    #82
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    I think not. I haz her in the bagk. Ko fak jursalf... brink eeeet.


    /whips out sock weapon


    Nao lets see you fuk wiz me nao beetch :0

    /puts on throat
    is there anything socks can't do? first wearing..then wnaking and now this :D

    If you ebat her in a wet tshirt, kk, ty
    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Abi wins because of her perfect accent.

    The trouble you went to is admirable. :pac:

    / Hai Larianne, start practicing..:p


    /*Eyelashes at Tar* 0/
    She could practice...or could ask 'arse?' more often :o


    *flutter*

    I can pretend to be bret you know.


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    #83
    Sharpshooter
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    Shhh will ya. I almost had her in the bag :eek:

    Almost?

    /for shame abi..:p
    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

    *flutter*

    I can pretend to be bret you know.

    Why would you do that, you are so much better looking.;)

    jump3.gif


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    #84
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Never thought you'd say that about somebody..even though blates true :pac:

    It's not all about looks...sometimes you jUSt want to get the sharpshooter from your idol:d


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    #85
    Sharpshooter
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    Oh...

    Keep talking Tar..:o


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    #86
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Why, need a hand?


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    #87
    Sharpshooter
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Why, need a handsome entity to smooth talk you?

    FYP

    Yes please.:pac:


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    #88
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    FYP

    Yes please.:pac:

    /reads other thread...

    There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?


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    #89
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    What a forking woman...

    I saw her from across the room... her eyes.. not like anyones I've ever seen before...

    Made me want to touch her everywhere:o

    omg everrry where...


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    #90
    Tar.Aldarion
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    I lost my number.

    Can i have yours?



    blue eyes demands it...


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    #91
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    I don't need an accent.

    My hips don't lie. ;)


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