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Flirting with Tar

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Larianne wrote: »
    I don't need an accent.

    My hips don't lie. ;)

    /sharpens claws



    You know they have procedures for that, right? ;)















    :eek: :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Stop going OT. I'll report ya! :p

    Tar, cum and play with me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Larianne wrote: »
    Stop going OT. I'll report ya! :p
    Theres no fight in you girl :p

    c'mon tell me I'm fugly.. or have a low post count or something! :pac:
    Tar, cum and play with me.

    I'll give you a lend of her when I'm done here ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    You know what they say The winner is the person who walks away.

    Keeping ma energy for Tar. It's gonna be wild.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    heh heh..


    /licks Tars lips & looks @ Lar



    I fights dirrrty ;)


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Larianne wrote: »
    You know what they say The winner is the person who walks away.

    Keeping ma energy for Tar. It's gonna be wild.
    Winner is whoever makes me not be able to walk away
    Abigayle wrote: »
    heh heh..


    /licks Tars lips & looks @ Lar



    I fights dirrrty ;)
    /cross legs


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Walk away or not walk after?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    not walk after tutz


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Don't give me any tutz or I'll have to beat you with your belt!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    hopefully


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I don't think abi likes me anymore! You may win this one larianne :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I don't think abi likes me anymore! You may win this one larianne :D

    :eek: the liesssss!



    *chloroform*


    /kidnaps


    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    I don't think abi likes me anymore! You may win this one larianne :D

    In fairness, I know I've won. You know it too. You're just stringing her long... as a back up.;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    I love an angry and sweaty Tar with a banstick.

    Avril Lavigne is fugly. I have seen better looking goats.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Larianne wrote: »
    In fairness, I know I've won. You know it too. You're just stringing her long... as a back up.;)
    dont tell her..im in hamilton library tomoorow ;)
    Abigayle wrote: »
    :eek: the liesssss!



    *chloroform*


    /kidnaps


    :pac:
    yay I get to enact misery!
    IvySlayer wrote: »
    I love an angry and sweaty Tar with a banstick.
    lmao! Imma start calling it that...yes start

    >_>
    <_<
    Avril Lavigne is fugly. I have seen better looking goats.

    Blashpemy..pix or gtfo!


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Larianne wrote: »
    In fairness, I know I've won. You know it too. You're just stringing her long... as a back up.;)

    Pfft!!!

    Tar, listen up!

    flirting.gif

    :p

    flirt78.gif

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 Human Landmine


    Bang?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /bangs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Avril Lavigne is fugly. I have seen better looking goats.
    Blashpemy..pix or gtfo!


    Sexy+Goat.jpg

    Don't pretend you wouldn't....

    I've collected 10 of the necessary 12 cereal box tokens to get a free flirting session with Tar. Once I finish off my remaining boxes of "Porn Flakes"* I'm so in there...

    *Corn Flakes is a popular brand of cereal but by replacing the C in Corn with a P you create a cereal name that's rather sexually suggestive. It's hilarious, classy AND very subtle...


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Mmm.. Collect your tokens now!

    porn-flakes.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    /bangs!

    No need for any banging m'dahlin.

    Let's just calm down and have a double midori on ice.

    Then we can bang!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Mmmm a double. no triple?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sexy+Goat.jpg

    Don't pretend you wouldn't....

    I've collected 10 of the necessary 12 cereal box tokens to get a free flirting session with Tar. Once I finish off my remaining boxes of "Porn Flakes"* I'm so in there...

    *Corn Flakes is a popular brand of cereal but by replacing the C in Corn with a P you create a cereal name that's rather sexually suggestive. It's hilarious, classy AND very subtle...

    If you get the golden ticket you get a super secret sticky surprise


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Mmmm a double. no triple?

    Here, have the bottle. I love you. :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Rememebr this generousity next time we are drinking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Which will be?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Which will be?

    If I let her out of the basement ;)


    I have something you don't Fago.... A 'U'.....


    * sekrit giggles*


    Bokuwaimoutonikoiosuru.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Here, have the bottle. I love you. :)

    but but ... what about us? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Abitar wrote: »
    I have something you don't Fago.... A 'U'.....

    I think you mean a 'V', Dear! ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    but but ... what about us? :pac:

    I love that song :o

    /plays with Tars haor
    I think you mean a 'V', Dear! ;)

    I cannot believe it took me all of 5 seconds there...

    *hoi foive*


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