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Real-life Tar flirtations go here!

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  • 25-01-2010 7:13pm
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    This one time, Tar and I were playing a multiplayer game in a LAN centre in Galway, and I shot Tar in the face (in the game >_>), and I blew Tar a sexy kiss!

    So when and where in real life have you flirted with Tar?


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    #2
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    I clicked my sparkley heels at him once. Seemed to impress...

    Was at a Boards beers back in the day...

    I'm working on another reunion....

    Minus the smelly nerds........

    ;)


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    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    She is minnnnnne ALLLLLLLLL MINNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!


    y'all stay away now or I scratch faces :mad:






    /flutters eyelashes at Tar


    hehehe :pac:


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    #4
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    I know how to put on false eyelashes and I've mega big ones that I'm gonna use.. and flutter away at Tar. :p


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    #5
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Larianne wrote: »
    I know how to put on false eyelashes and I've mega big ones that I'm gonna use.. and flutter away at Tar. :p
    Tar can always tell they are fake...tar still gets aroused :p
    Abigayle wrote: »
    She is minnnnnne ALLLLLLLLL MINNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!


    y'all stay away now or I scratch faces :mad:






    /flutters eyelashes at Tar


    hehehe :pac:
    If I could say what I want to say
    I'd say I want to blow you--away
    Be with you every night
    Am I squeezing you too tight?
    If I could see what I want to see
    I want to see you go down--on one knee...on both knees


    artistic license :pac:
    Larianne wrote: »
    I clicked my sparkley heels at him once. Seemed to impress...

    Was at a Boards beers back in the day...

    I'm working on another reunion....

    Minus the smelly nerds........

    ;)
    They impressed me a lot! I was but jailbait back then, ah memories :D


    Sarky wrote: »
    This one time, Tar and I were playing a multiplayer game in a LAN centre in Galway, and I shot Tar in the face (in the game >_>), and I blew Tar a sexy kiss!

    So when and where in real life have you flirted with Tar?

    I miss it so, good ole galway and all the shooting things in faces, boy howdy


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    #6
    [Deleted User]
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    Tar introduced me to a buddha bag once, well me and 3 other gingers.


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    #7
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    God that a was a dirty filthy night...these stories all sound so odd, funny that theya re true :D


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    #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Gingers? That IS filthy.


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    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

    They impressed me a lot! I was but jailbait back then, ah memories :D

    :o

    You grew nicely though. ;)


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    #10
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Larianne wrote: »
    :o

    You grew nicely though. ;)

    That night is private!


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    #11
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    not any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

    Anyway, tis not a bad thing like...;)


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    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    i got me cock out at a lan but all i got back was eyelashes. waste of $$$ tbh


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    #13
    Tar.Aldarion
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    That was not DotA in your pants...fool me once shame on me


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    #14
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    I knew I had a real life encounter with Tar!
    I knew that was him in the photo....strange interesting silent creature that he was that night.

    Galway : Over 3 years or so ago

    DannieMcQ organises a mini boards beers in Galway. A young innocent ToniTuddle has never heard of such a website.
    Off we trot to the Blue Note and along comes some random folks.
    I take photos of these interesting folks....they are afraid of me and stare oddly. One young thing in particular.....Tar!

    The photo was taken shortly after I kneed DannieMcQ in the balls...that's another story though.


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    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    The photo was taken shortly after I kneed DannieMcQ in the balls...that's another story though.


    Story exchange! If you do, I'll tell you the one where Tar attacked a duck :pac:


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    #16
    Tar.Aldarion
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    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    I knew I had a real life encounter with Tar!
    I knew that was him in the photo....strange interesting silent creature that he was that night.

    Galway : Over 3 years or so ago

    DannieMcQ organises a mini boards beers in Galway. A young innocent ToniTuddle has never heard of such a website.
    Off we trot to the Blue Note and along comes some random folks.
    I take photos of these interesting folks....they are afraid of me and stare oddly. One young thing in particular.....Tar!

    The photo was taken shortly after I kneed DannieMcQ in the balls...that's another story though.
    Oh dear! i demand to be PMed these pics :eek:
    Jog mah memory! Did I have short hair? I think I remember staring oddly...but that's a lot of nights with dannie..I love the blue note!
    I was quiet was I? hehehe.

    knee him good! Did he tell you it was me?

    Abitar wrote: »
    Story exchange! If you do, I'll tell you the one where Tar attacked a duck :pac:

    That was a secret!!!!:p


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    #17
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    If I could say what I want to say
    I'd say I want to blow you--away
    Be with you every night
    Am I squeezing you too tight?
    If I could see what I want to see
    I want to see you go down--on one knee...

    I love that song! :D

    As for RL flirtations, I'd have to be honest... He did try to flirt with me once, claiming to be "priesty Paul" ... He's very much in to Catholic role plays!
    :pac:


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    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Ok im gonna have to demand a picture of this Tar one to see what all the fecking hype is about. Is she actually good looking or is it one of them, lets make the fat person happy things?


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    #19
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Ok im gonna have to demand a picture of this Tar one to see what all the fecking hype is about. Is she actually good looking or is it one of them, lets make the fat person happy things?

    I'll go for the latter.

    Tar is extremely fat. She makes Dawn French look like Nicole Richie.
    People just like her because they know there's plenty to go round! ;)


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    #20
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Also, fat girls try harder.


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    #21
    Sarky
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    That was, of course, a terrible lie. Tar.Aldarion possesses the shapely curves of Jeri "7 of 9" Ryan.


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    #22
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Sarky wrote: »
    That was, of course, a terrible lie. Tar.Aldarion possesses the shapely curves of Jeri "7 of 9" Ryan.

    Ànd more implants.


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    #23
    Abi
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    Well, fuck a duck :pac:


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    #24
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Oh you know I would!


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    #25
    IvySlayer
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    Sarky wrote: »
    That was, of course, a terrible lie. Tar.Aldarion possesses the shapely curves of Jeri "7 of 9" Ryan.

    Ohhh I'd Tar can I introduce you to 6 of 9????


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    entropi
    Registered Users Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    As for RL flirtations, I'd have to be honest... He did try to flirt with me once, claiming to be "priesty Paul" ... He's very much in to Catholic role plays!
    :pac:
    Priesty Paul...oh i remember that night i was there:pac: Halloween allows a woman to dress up as all sort of things, even a priest:p
    seanybiker wrote: »
    Ok im gonna have to demand a picture of this Tar one to see what all the fecking hype is about. Is she actually good looking or is it one of them, lets make the fat person happy things?
    Tar is a Goddess, you could say Aphrodite if you wanted...but i'mma say Hera myself:D
    Sarky wrote: »
    That was, of course, a terrible lie. Tar.Aldarion possesses the shapely curves of Jeri "7 of 9" Ryan.
    Last time someone mentioned those words, the only retort they got was "you mean 36 of D?:p"


    In other news, i once got my man hands all over Tar...was a glorious night so it was;)

    /watches the others giving me the ol' stinkeye...


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    #27
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    Priesty Paul...oh i remember that night i was there:pac: Halloween allows a woman to dress up as all sort of things, even a priest:p

    Tar is a Goddess, you could say Aphrodite if you wanted...but i'mma say Hera myself:D

    Last time someone mentioned those words, the only retort they got was "you mean 36 of D?:p"


    In other news, i once got my man hands all over Tar...was a glorious night so it was;)

    /watches the others giving me the ol' stinkeye...
    I am much like Hera hah


    Of course you rmemeber that night, you are in the awesome pic of gangsta and priest :D


    And that hands stuff was just between us..I wasn't expecting the happy ending


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    #28
    maameeo
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    i could write a book on this topic but im too busy flirting with tar... in real life...on the sofa by an open fire (crazy thing is i aint lying :D )


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    #29
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    ^^jealous!

    Well will you tell him to be a bit more obvious around college so I can stalk him again.. thanks!


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    #30
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    maameeo wrote: »
    i could write a book on this topic but im too busy flirting with tar... in real life...on the sofa by an open fire (crazy thing is i aint lying :D )

    Pics or GTFO

    Wait , I believe you .

    Why ? well somebody has to be :D


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    #31
    maameeo
    Registered Users Posts: 12,399 ✭✭✭✭maameeo


    Larianne wrote: »
    ^^jealous!

    Well will you tell him to be a bit more obvious around college so I can stalk him again.. thanks!

    shh, you didnt hear this from me but hell be in the library all week next week for study week (aka hot girl/guy spotting)
    good luck!


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