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Poster with highest word count

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  • 27-01-2010 3:39pm
    #1
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    A bit of a frivolous question this, but how difficult would it be to work out the most verbose posters on boards?

    It's one thing to have 50,000 one-liners and rolleyeses but a poster with 5,000 long-winded rants quality posts realistically contributes more so it might interest people to see a League of Windbags ordered by total wordcount.
    Post edited by Shield on


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    #2
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    It's Wibbs.

    There you go.

    Simples.


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    #3
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Thought as much.


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    #4
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Wibbs or Ropedrink. I remember reading a thread where they had a conversation, it took about 4 days


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    #5
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Its not me.



    ....or phasers


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    #6
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 83,210 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Des wrote: »
    It's Wibbs.

    There you go.

    Simples.
    I challenge that.


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    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Onkle wrote: »
    Wibbs or Ropedrink. I remember reading a thread where they had a conversation, it took about 4 days
    and only 4 posts involved.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #8
    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Bob the Unlucky Octopus.

    btuo.jpg


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    #9
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Now I know why I cant get shirts to fit and why Ive so many watches.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    nesf
    Registered Users Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Gordon wrote: »
    Bob the Unlucky Octopus.

    btuo.jpg

    Now there's a poster I genuinely miss.


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    #11
    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Overheal wrote: »
    I challenge that.
    Dont! You can't!

    Longcat is a bannable offence :D


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    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 83,210 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Steve wrote: »
    Dont! You can't!

    Longcat is a bannable offence :D
    Longcat probably wont contribute much to the wordcount.


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    #13
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    He might if you converted him to ASCII/binary


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    #14
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 83,210 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Nah we wont be doing that.


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    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,855 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Onkle wrote: »
    Wibbs or Ropedrink. I remember reading a thread where they had a conversation, it took about 4 days
    Wibbs wrote: »
    and only 4 posts involved.

    Like an Entmoot.


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    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 83,210 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    5starpool wrote: »
    Like an Entmoot.
    I had to google that.

    My boss of course (Religious guy) was talking about the wind blowing in our front door and setting off the chime [that tells us when customers walk in] and he was joking with me: "Just leaving the door open for Elijah"

    This resulted in a lot of confusion while I explained I thought it was a reference to lord of the rings :confused:


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    #17
    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    5starpool wrote: »
    Like an Entmoot.
    It's said that old Entish sounds like a lot like very slow groaning and creaking.

    Wibbs & Ropey... figures :D


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    #18
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Speaking for myself, I say Cnuts the lot of you. Ropedrink may elaborate further. :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #19
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Wibbs wrote: »
    We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
    Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

    ;)


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