Right.. can I get a ride out of this?

Fizman

brummytom wrote: »

I think to try anal straight away would be pushing it

With an attitude like that young man, you'll get nowhere in life.

:pac:

c0rk3r

TheZohan wrote: »

Do you want me to post a link of what you proposed to do for New Years Eve, with your main account, and let users decide which was worse?

Cocaine and hookers which was obviously a joke. With the recent hacking im working on getting that account back.

itsallaboutheL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrp815ctBiA

Dudess

Say what the guy says here at 1:25

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

I know AH can help.

But riding in a car with her isn't enough...

I need some ingenius ways to get my end in.

Unzip?


/ Seriously though find someone without a boyfriend.;)

Sofaspud

brummytom wrote: »

I think to try anal straight away would be pushing it

It would almost definitely be pushing it, it's too tight for proper thrusting!

TheZohanS

Username-in-use wrote: »

What youre doing is pretty scummy behaviour tbh

vs

12:10 go to see Avatar in 3-D
15:00 go see my drug dealer and buy 2g's of cocaine
18:00 minus 500mgs & 3 cans go meet up with a girl from escort-ireland
20:00 show my face at one party minus 200mgs & 3 cans
22:00 Another house party where i will stay the night
Next morning wake up feeling miserable and alone, so terribly alone

Username-in-use wrote: »

With the recent hacking im working on getting that account back.

That's cool, we know a lot of accounts are still being sorted.

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

Ahh she's always falling out with him, they're only still together because she can't be arsed to break up with him. I'm the one she whinges at or laughs with, and I like her a lot

Phone her a week or so before (when is it?) and tell her you really like her and find yourself thinking about her a lot.

Tell her that whenever your out having a laugh or at the cinema you find yourself wishing she was there.

Tell her that you you've been thinking about the prom and that you'd like it to be a special night for both of you and you'd wish she finish with her boyfriend maybe. Don't push it but just suggest that that would be the ideal as you like not to feel guilty for being affectionate with her.

Failing that, buy some Eternity after shave - knocks 'em bandy

Overheal

TheZohan wrote: »

vs






That's cool, we know a lot of accounts are still being snorted.

fyp

Sharpshooter

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrp815ctBiA

Star prize for being totally on topic.

pretty-in-pink

brummytom wrote: »

Fuck




Whenever I'm witty or charming people just think I'm queer.. that might not be the best approach

Might work..."You know, I thought I was gay,but spending time with you has made me realise I'm not" or some such BS.

Funniest line I ever heard was "nice shoes............wanna fcuk?"
Apparently it has a 50% success rate. More then you have now

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

lay it on the line

say 'dont let this lovely night turn into a rape'

thats hilarious. I love it.

itsallaboutheL

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrp815ctBiA

OMG OMG OMG i got thanked by a Mod...

*comes.... everywhere*

brummytom

OutlawPete wrote: »

Phone her a week or so before (when is it?) and tell her you really like her and find yourself thinking about her a lot.

It's ages away, but everyone's going mental about it now so I'm caught up in it. 8th July.. exactly a week after her birthday, ooh I can call to wish her happy birthday

Tell her that whenever your out having a laugh or at the cinema you find yourself wishing she was there.

Yeah, that's true. I've spent a bloody fortune texting her!

Tell her that you you've been thinking about the prom and that you'd like it to be a special night for both of you and you'd wish she finish with her boyfriend maybe. Don't push it but just suggest that that would be the ideal as you like not to feel guilty for being affectionate with her.

I think Abi was right earlier.. sit it out. I think they'll probably split up, but who knows. I hate liking girls who've got boyfriends

Failing that, buy some Eternity after shave - knocks 'em bandy

I've honestly never heard of that :eek:

Local-womanizer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRq98jGJPMk

Have this on your MP3 and listen to it 24/7 until the prom. Then qoute back the lyrics to the girl,women looooooove that kinda thing Tom,they really do.

And also have a belt and make sure your topless and sweaty.....

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

It's ages away, but everyone's going mental about it now so I'm caught up in it. 8th July.. exactly a week after her birthday, ooh I can call to wish her happy birthday

Oh, I thought it was quite soon.

Plenty of time so.

Do no harm to talk about girls you have a crush on. Nothing makes a guy more attractive to a girl than the fear of some competition.

Maybe not yet, but a few weeks before a little talk of how you like some girl or other will get her fires burning.

brummytom wrote: »

I've honestly never heard of that :eek:

In 1994 there was a survey done on a 100 girls and it came out on top as the After Shave that turned women on the most and ever since that day it has been OutlawPete's scent

Dull and Boring

Tbh, i think you're just trying to feel her up before you feel up the doorknob on the way out of a certain closet....:rolleyes:

Holla if I'm wrong!

If I am wrong then you got some serious issues dude! Cos no woman is going to go for you with a 'tude like that!

If I'm not wrong, maybe you should stop trying to get rid of the boyfriend and maybe just get rid of her and keep him! He sounds like a good catch! And things are already going downhill for them two anyway so I'd say you have a shot!

You're welcome for the great advice. No need to thank me.

(Dang I should have been an agony aunt cos I got this advice sh*t down!)

TheZohanS

Dull and Boring wrote: »

Tbh, i think you're just trying to feel her up before you feel up the doorknob on the way out of a certain closet....:rolleyes:

Holla if I'm wrong!

If I am wrong then you got some serious issues dude! Cos no woman is going to go for you with a 'tude like that!

If I'm not wrong, maybe you should stop trying to get rid of the boyfriend and maybe just get rid of her and keep him! He sounds like a good catch! And things are already going downhill for them two anyway so I'd say you have a shot!

You're welcome for the great advice. No need to thank me.

(Dang I should have been an agony aunt cos I got this advice sh*t down!)

You're Dull and Boring.

Dull and Boring

TheZohan wrote: »

You're Dull and Boring.

That's what they call me!:D You make me smile!:rolleyes:

dylano_k

Tell her you finally got pubic hair...chicks digg that at ur age:P

CrazyRabbit

Tell her that you are a mod on boards.ie. They love that. It just oozes sexiness.

My name is URL

Just be the perfect gentleman and hope she drops the hand at the end of the night

/fatherly advice

dylano_k

Overheal wrote: »

I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do

You love Orange Soda ?????

brummytom

Dull and Boring wrote: »

Tbh, i think you're just trying to feel her up before you feel up the doorknob on the way out of a certain closet....:rolleyes:

Holla if I'm wrong!

If I am wrong then you got some serious issues dude! Cos no woman is going to go for you with a 'tude like that!

If I'm not wrong, maybe you should stop trying to get rid of the boyfriend and maybe just get rid of her and keep him! He sounds like a good catch! And things are already going downhill for them two anyway so I'd say you have a shot!

You're welcome for the great advice. No need to thank me.

(Dang I should have been an agony aunt cos I got this advice sh*t down!)

You know what? I can't be arsed with this. Me on boards just isn't me. Most of the time I'm the same on here as I am in real life.

But I'm not some kind of teenage hormonal sex-hungry pest. In fact, out of my mates, I'm the least interested in it. This is just some strange persona I've became here.

I'm not gay; you can call me it, I really won't mind. I know I'm not because I really, really like this girl. One night, just before Christmas, she was really upset. She texted me said "Can I ring you in a bit? I need someone to talk to" I said of course she could.

I had that phone next to me all night waiting for her to ring, when it got really late, my heart just sank. She'd fell asleep! Thats when I realised. OK, that might sound a bit pathetic but I really don't care. I know I'll regret this in the morning anyway.

I started the thread for a laugh, and it's taught me something now. I don't care about her for that, I care about her for her.

Fuck it, if I wasn't so addicted to boards I'd leave now because I'm gonna get it ripped out of me now, I know it - but I don't care. I'm a mature, decent person. That really doesn't come across here at the moment, it really should. I'm bored of playing up to a character.

And 'Dull and Boring' you better be a Black American. If you're not, talk properly.

I need to be up in just over 5 hours, bloody hell. G'night all

Bonito

OutlawPete wrote: »

Failing that, buy some Eternity after shave - knocks 'em bandy

YES YES YES YES YES. Petey you beatiful genius! Tommy it'll work

P.s. TheZohan - My vocabulary isn't vast enough to say how much I love it when you're on form like you've been in this thread Almost brings a tear to my eye, almost :P

And whoever it was that said Tommy is being scummy wanting to ride this girl (can't be bothered checking back)

1. It takes 2 to tango - plus she'll be sober when it happens.
2. Her bf is a díck - Tommy has every right to her
3. He genuinely likes her - me thinks he wont go the whole nine yards and give her the whole take it slow speech and she'll be smitten
4. Tommy will then have gf.
5. The girl will then have a proper bf.


Win Win for both in my opinion, so what if her douche of a soon-to-be-ex boyf is left crying to mammy.

Go for it if you feel it's worth it. Sure if you don't you'll only regret it.

we'llallhavetea_old

brummytom wrote: »

You know what? I can't be arsed with this. Me on boards just isn't me. Most of the time I'm the same on here as I am in real life.

But I'm not some kind of teenage hormonal sex-hungry pest. In fact, out of my mates, I'm the least interested in it. This is just some strange persona I've became here.

I'm not gay; you can call me it, I really won't mind. I know I'm not because I really, really like this girl. One night, just before Christmas, she was really upset. She texted me said "Can I ring you in a bit? I need someone to talk to" I said of course she could.

I had that phone next to me all night waiting for her to ring, when it got really late, my heart just sank. She'd fell asleep! Thats when I realised. OK, that might sound a bit pathetic but I really don't care.

I started the thread for a laugh, and it's taught me something now. I don't care about her for that, I care about her for her.

Fuck it, if I wasn't so addicted to boards I'd leave now because I'm gonna get it ripped out of me now, I know it - but I don't care. I'm a mature, decent person. That really doesn't come across here at the moment, it really should. I'm bored of playing up to a character.

I need to be up in just over 5 hours, bloody hell. G'night all

show her this, it'd work on me, you little sexpot

Local-womanizer

brummytom wrote: »

I started the thread for a laugh, and it's taught me something now. I don't care about her for that, I care about her for her.

Holy sh1t,that was deep!

Tell her that and you'll be sorted;) Not taking the piss like:)

LD 50

brummytom wrote: »

I know AH can help.

There's this girl. There's a prom. There's me, who likes her. She has a boyfriend, but he doesn't go to our school so he's not allowed to the prom. There's a big palava with all my mates hating her, but this is basically the summary.

She wants to get the limo with me; me and her have got pretty close recently. My mates aren't cock-blocks, so they agreed to let her come, despite hating her with a passion. But riding in a car with her isn't enough...

I need some ingenius ways to get my end in. Preferably without the use of rohypnol - I'm not made of money.

Alcohol. Cheap alcohol and lots of it. Between that and the limo, you'll have her rimming you in no time.

EDIT: Another classic from brummytom

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

You know what? I can't be arsed with this. Me on boards just isn't me. Most of the time I'm the same on here as I am in real life.

But I'm not some kind of teenage hormonal sex-hungry pest. In fact, out of my mates, I'm the least interested in it. This is just some strange persona I've became here.

I'm not gay; you can call me it, I really won't mind. I know I'm not because I really, really like this girl. One night, just before Christmas, she was really upset. She texted me said "Can I ring you in a bit? I need someone to talk to" I said of course she could.

I had that phone next to me all night waiting for her to ring, when it got really late, my heart just sank. She'd fell asleep! Thats when I realised. OK, that might sound a bit pathetic but I really don't care. I know I'll regret this in the morning anyway.

I started the thread for a laugh, and it's taught me something now. I don't care about her for that, I care about her for her.

Fuck it, if I wasn't so addicted to boards I'd leave now because I'm gonna get it ripped out of me now, I know it - but I don't care. I'm a mature, decent person. That really doesn't come across here at the moment, it really should. I'm bored of playing up to a character.

And 'Dull and Boring' you better be a Black American. If you're not, talk properly.

I need to be up in just over 5 hours, bloody hell. G'night all

Tom.

You do realise you posted this in After Hours? o_O

Bonito

brummytom wrote: »

You know what? I can't be arsed with this. Me on boards just isn't me. Most of the time I'm the same on here as I am in real life.

But I'm not some kind of teenage hormonal sex-hungry pest. In fact, out of my mates, I'm the least interested in it. This is just some strange persona I've became here.

I'm not gay; you can call me it, I really won't mind. I know I'm not because I really, really like this girl. One night, just before Christmas, she was really upset. She texted me said "Can I ring you in a bit? I need someone to talk to" I said of course she could.

I had that phone next to me all night waiting for her to ring, when it got really late, my heart just sank. She'd fell asleep! Thats when I realised. OK, that might sound a bit pathetic but I really don't care. I know I'll regret this in the morning anyway.

I started the thread for a laugh, and it's taught me something now. I don't care about her for that, I care about her for her.

Fuck it, if I wasn't so addicted to boards I'd leave now because I'm gonna get it ripped out of me now, I know it - but I don't care. I'm a mature, decent person. That really doesn't come across here at the moment, it really should. I'm bored of playing up to a character.

And 'Dull and Boring' you better be a Black American. If you're not, talk properly.

I need to be up in just over 5 hours, bloody hell. G'night all

If anybody, and I mean ANYBODY rips you for what you just posted there then frankly they have no heart and are a complete idiot!

Well said. Take it easy and sleep well. If you genuinely feel for her then let her know before it eats you up. Fair does to you for posting that, fair fúcking does Brummy.

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

Fuck it, if I wasn't so addicted to boards I'd leave now because I'm gonna get it ripped out of me now, I know it - but I don't care. I'm a mature, decent person. That really doesn't come across here at the moment, it really should. I'm bored of playing up to a character.

Well said Brum.

**** the begrudgers.

Be yourself to the max.

Ruu_Old

Crisp 'n' dry is your friend, some words of wisdom for you, sonny!

Dull and Boring

brummytom wrote: »

You know what? I can't be arsed with this. Me on boards just isn't me. Most of the time I'm the same on here as I am in real life.

But I'm not some kind of teenage hormonal sex-hungry pest. In fact, out of my mates, I'm the least interested in it. This is just some strange persona I've became here.

I'm not gay; you can call me it, I really won't mind. I know I'm not because I really, really like this girl. One night, just before Christmas, she was really upset. She texted me said "Can I ring you in a bit? I need someone to talk to" I said of course she could.

I had that phone next to me all night waiting for her to ring, when it got really late, my heart just sank. She'd fell asleep! Thats when I realised. OK, that might sound a bit pathetic but I really don't care. I know I'll regret this in the morning anyway.

I started the thread for a laugh, and it's taught me something now. I don't care about her for that, I care about her for her.

Fuck it, if I wasn't so addicted to boards I'd leave now because I'm gonna get it ripped out of me now, I know it - but I don't care. I'm a mature, decent person. That really doesn't come across here at the moment, it really should. I'm bored of playing up to a character.

And 'Dull and Boring' you better be a Black American. If you're not, talk properly.

I need to be up in just over 5 hours, bloody hell. G'night all

That's good to hear cos tbh you come across very badly on this. If you really like her for God's sake just tell her! She might have been playing hard to get by not ringing back that night. Us girls are kinda crazy like that! Good luck!
P.S. Relieved to hear you're not a "teenage hormonal sex-hungry pest". That's never a quality girls look for!

itsallaboutheL

brummytom wrote: »

You know what? I can't be arsed with this. Me on boards just isn't me. Most of the time I'm the same on here as I am in real life.

But I'm not some kind of teenage hormonal sex-hungry pest. In fact, out of my mates, I'm the least interested in it. This is just some strange persona I've became here.

I'm not gay; you can call me it, I really won't mind. I know I'm not because I really, really like this girl. One night, just before Christmas, she was really upset. She texted me said "Can I ring you in a bit? I need someone to talk to" I said of course she could.

I had that phone next to me all night waiting for her to ring, when it got really late, my heart just sank. She'd fell asleep! Thats when I realised. OK, that might sound a bit pathetic but I really don't care. I know I'll regret this in the morning anyway.

I started the thread for a laugh, and it's taught me something now. I don't care about her for that, I care about her for her.

Fuck it, if I wasn't so addicted to boards I'd leave now because I'm gonna get it ripped out of me now, I know it - but I don't care. I'm a mature, decent person. That really doesn't come across here at the moment, it really should. I'm bored of playing up to a character.

And 'Dull and Boring' you better be a Black American. If you're not, talk properly.

I need to be up in just over 5 hours, bloody hell. G'night all

Tl;Dr

Tom has teh ghey:pac:

liah

brummytom wrote: »

You know what? I can't be arsed with this. Me on boards just isn't me. Most of the time I'm the same on here as I am in real life.

But I'm not some kind of teenage hormonal sex-hungry pest. In fact, out of my mates, I'm the least interested in it. This is just some strange persona I've became here.

I'm not gay; you can call me it, I really won't mind. I know I'm not because I really, really like this girl. One night, just before Christmas, she was really upset. She texted me said "Can I ring you in a bit? I need someone to talk to" I said of course she could.

I had that phone next to me all night waiting for her to ring, when it got really late, my heart just sank. She'd fell asleep! Thats when I realised. OK, that might sound a bit pathetic but I really don't care. I know I'll regret this in the morning anyway.

I started the thread for a laugh, and it's taught me something now. I don't care about her for that, I care about her for her.

Fuck it, if I wasn't so addicted to boards I'd leave now because I'm gonna get it ripped out of me now, I know it - but I don't care. I'm a mature, decent person. That really doesn't come across here at the moment, it really should. I'm bored of playing up to a character.

And 'Dull and Boring' you better be a Black American. If you're not, talk properly.

I need to be up in just over 5 hours, bloody hell. G'night all

You know, I really, really dislike your boards persona. Honestly, it annoys the crap out of me. But this made me smile-- not because you're pissed off, but because it's nice to see someone being genuine and not concentrating on putting up some kind of farce.

Show her that. Not some silly hairbrained scheme concocted by some people from the internet.

Why not just be like that all the time? Why have to have this fake self up all the time? You're much more likeable when you're being you.

My name is URL

I'm definitely gonna use that post against you in future Brummy.. maybe the day after you get your hole =p

the ultimate anti-climax

OutlawPete

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Tom.

You do realise you posted this in After Hours? o_O

We're changing the AH mandate bit by bit

Dudess

Ah, I read the vast majority of Tom's posts as tongue-in-cheek. Seems a nice wee dude.

... if scarily precocious for a lad not much more than half my age :eek:

citizen_p

brummytom wrote: »

She doesn't drink, which is an annoyance

theres your problem right there.

give her a drink and dont tell her its alchol. somthing mild....
like sambuca or vodka...or be mad and go straight on to the petrol.

Local-womanizer

Dudess wrote: »

Ah, I read the vast majority of Tom's posts as tongue-in-cheek. Seems a nice wee dude.

Same here,I tend to separate a persons persona with their internet one. Tis very hard to get someone who is an honest representation of themselves in real-life,especially in AH tbh!

Abi

Have any of you thought that chick is in the wrong relationship, and like her guy is like cheating on her.. and well she needs a guy to put it all right?? It happens, oh yeah. It happens!! Go get her Tom, AH backs this love!

*claps hands*


/beats her ex up down dark side-street



Thats right.. maybe its her fault..

Bonito

Abigayle wrote: »

Have any of you thought that chick is in the wrong relationship, and like her guy is like cheating on her.. and well she needs a guy to put it all right?? It happens, oh yeah. It happens!! Go get her Tom, AH backs this love!

*claps hands*


/beats her ex up down dark side-street



Thats right.. maybe its her fault..

This is EXACTLY why I voted for you

citizen_p

brummytom wrote: »

I'm not gay; you can call me it, I really won't mind.

GHEY (dammit):rolleyes:

I know I'm not because I really, really like this girl. One night, just before Christmas, she was really upset. She texted me said "Can I ring you in a bit? I need someone to talk to" I said of course she could.

I had that phone next to me all night waiting for her to ring, when it got really late, my heart just sank. She'd fell asleep! Thats when I realised. OK, that might sound a bit pathetic but I really don't care. I know I'll regret this in the morning anyway.

friendzone me thinks

Poccington

brummytom wrote: »

You know what? I can't be arsed with this. Me on boards just isn't me. Most of the time I'm the same on here as I am in real life.

But I'm not some kind of teenage hormonal sex-hungry pest. In fact, out of my mates, I'm the least interested in it. This is just some strange persona I've became here.

I'm not gay; you can call me it, I really won't mind. I know I'm not because I really, really like this girl. One night, just before Christmas, she was really upset. She texted me said "Can I ring you in a bit? I need someone to talk to" I said of course she could.

I had that phone next to me all night waiting for her to ring, when it got really late, my heart just sank. She'd fell asleep! Thats when I realised. OK, that might sound a bit pathetic but I really don't care. I know I'll regret this in the morning anyway.

I started the thread for a laugh, and it's taught me something now. I don't care about her for that, I care about her for her.

Fuck it, if I wasn't so addicted to boards I'd leave now because I'm gonna get it ripped out of me now, I know it - but I don't care. I'm a mature, decent person. That really doesn't come across here at the moment, it really should. I'm bored of playing up to a character.

And 'Dull and Boring' you better be a Black American. If you're not, talk properly.

I need to be up in just over 5 hours, bloody hell. G'night all

Why couldn't you just say that from the beginning?

Rather than going down the "Oh dear, I'm in AH let's try to be funny" and posting about getting your end in and making a silly joke about Rohypnol.

If the post I quoted is the real you, stick to it. The boards persona you're playing up to with your OP, is merely an annoyance.

The HorsesMouth

Man,from the sounds of it you are most definitly in the friend zone and you are gonna be suffering from a bad case of blueballs at this prom.

My advice: Chicks who say they will ring and then dont are to be put in the bin my friend...not worth holding out for someone in case they like you.You know your better than that.

And hey,**** the begrudgers..bit of honesty never hurt anyone!Well done.

Abi

Bonito wrote: »

This is EXACTLY why I voted for you

I worry for you :pac:

OutlawPete

Bonito wrote: »

YES YES YES YES YES.

Calvin Klein fan yourself Bonito?

Bonito

Abigayle wrote: »

I worry for you :pac:

Ah don't worry about me

You should really change that sig, distracts me everytime I go to reply to a thread you've replied to :pac:

Oh wait it's a girl in a nut job jacet There was me thinkin it was a lady grabbin her tata :rolleyes:

Ah feck it the 1st image was better

OutlawPete

Abigayle wrote: »

I worry for you :pac:

All my votes were from the Springsteen fans :cool:

Bonito

OutlawPete wrote: »

Calvin Klein fan yourself Bonito?

I am indeed! Haven't had eternity in about 2 years though! I miss it TBH

Son Of A Vidic

original poster - you missing the point man! You said she wants to ride in the Limo with you? correct? This is clear evidence of self-delusion I think. What you meant to say I suspect was... she wants to ride in the Limo REGARDLESS of you. Look at the positives however, I could be saving you years of mental anguish here.