HOTEL MASSAGE

ART6

A man checks into a hotel in Belfast while on a business trip
and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see
advertised in phone box when you're calling for a taxi.

He popped into a phone box in Gt Victoria Street near the hotel and found
an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in
the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful
long wavy hair, long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He
copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.

When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.

'Hello,' the woman says.

God, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you....

I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'



It took three hours for him to get the courage to checkout next morning.

Iwasfrozen

So did he ring Erogonique afterwards ?

Xinkai

Yeah i wanna hear the continuation!

ART6

Im not going to pander to the basic instincts of you two. I am above that sort of thing:p

SadieSue

Haha that was very good!

Scarydoll

That was hilarious!

Pal

So what was the name of the hotel ?

Bogger77

Pal wrote: »

So what was the name of the hotel ?

sounds like the Europa on gt victoria street

FarmerGreen

"Someone I know" away from home one a company training course
put one of those phone numbers into his mobile.
After dinner and a few beers and a bit of a lie down he thought, why not.
He rings the number and his GF answers. Filthy slut, jeez. But before
he says anything he has noticed that he's just phoned home.

I just made it up OK.

honeymonster

hahaha class