what kind of drunk are you?

AckwelFoley · 29-01-2010 12:22pm

Im a happy drunk.

If i drink 10 pint bottles of Bulmers however, im a filthy knacker.

bonerm · 29-01-2010 12:40pm

Me = Surly and violent. A real pleasure to be around.

FouxDaFaFa · 29-01-2010 12:43pm

There are generally three stages to my drunken state:

Stage 1: I suddenly realise that I LOVE everyone. LOVE them! And I must tell them and hug them.

Stage 2: Chairs and steps start conspiring against me to make me fall over.But it's okay, I use my lightning speed to get back up again and nobody notices. Or so I think.

Stage 3: Why don't they have beds in this pub/club? I'm really really tired. And hungry. Cue me falling asleep at a table with a half-eaten bag of curry chips.

old_aussie · 29-01-2010 12:44pm

People have the right to be themselves

Gaz

Abi · 29-01-2010 1:02pm

+1 Fajitas

I'm a pretty expensive drunk too. I'd normally start of with a few glasses of wine, I get pissed off with that and start scanning the shelves behind the barman. I normally wind up buying the most expensive cocktails I can find, and would be known to ask the barman to make one of his own up.

I love love love being around funny people when I'm having a few. Start a depressing story and I'm out of there. But if the mood hits I can be ridiculously horny.

Mimikyu · 29-01-2010 1:16pm

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ScumLord · 29-01-2010 1:48pm

I'm a really, really annoying drunk and I get better at being annoying the drunker I get. If anyone calls me on being an annoying drunk I'll skip around the place singing "I'm the annoying drunk, tra la la la la". It gets so bad that I'll even start laying traps for myself when I'm in the black out zone. If I wake up and can't remember anything I dread to move as I've more than likely set up something to injure myself.

Lia_lia · 29-01-2010 1:50pm

liah wrote: »

I'm one of those drunks where if you don't know me well, you'd not think I was drunk at all. If you do know me well, you'd just think I was in a good mood. I don't really show drunkenness, at all.. just get a little bit chattier and a little bit happier, but not enough to make it noticeable.

Yeah, I'm exactly the same.

I also remember everything.
Unless I've drank an absolute s*itload.
Then I forget some things, but only silly little details.

Aidric · 29-01-2010 1:56pm

I'm a very pleasant drunk once I stay away from spirits.

Tar.Aldarion · 29-01-2010 2:14pm

Abigayle wrote: »

+1 Fajitas

I'm a pretty expensive drunk too. I'd normally start of with a few glasses of wine, I get pissed off with that and start scanning the shelves behind the barman. I normally wind up buying the most expensive cocktails I can find, and would be known to ask the barman to make one of his own up.

I love love love being around funny people when I'm having a few. Start a depressing story and I'm out of there. But if the mood hits I'm can be ridiculously horny.

/pops open rekorderlig

Novella · 29-01-2010 2:58pm

When I'm nicely drunk, I'm fine, just happy and chatty. When I'm messy drunk.... oh-er, I have no brain / mouth filter, will say anything to anyone, do anything pretty much and won't remember a bit of it the next morning.

(I shouldn't drink)

Captain_Generic · 29-01-2010 3:03pm

I've been told there's no difference between me fairly drunk, and really really drunk, except i dance more

we'llallhavetea_old · 29-01-2010 3:17pm

i'm a happy drunk at the start of the night, at the end i get hungry, and horny.

Bonito · 29-01-2010 3:54pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I'm very happy, make people laugh and laugh soooo much myself...so same as sober

Same

Then the hyperness sets in and get in the mood for dancing

pearliefan · 29-01-2010 4:33pm

When I'm very drunk I'm the annoying drunk who wants to talk about feelings or some sh1te like that..

Normally however I am a happy drunk, very chatty and smiley! I do however make a lot of stupid, Stupid decisions... I forget things easily enough, and still am not quite aware of my limit.. but! I don't get sick or spill stuff everywhere and I rarely lose things so I'm not a very messy drunk

Red_Marauder · 29-01-2010 4:39pm

It depends on who I'm around.

If I'm out with friends or colleagues I'm the jokey, fun drunk

Daytime drinking with my best mate I'm the deep, meaningful conversation drunk... later that night we're the arguing/ hugging bipolar drunks.

Around my sisters/ family I'm probably the obnoxious drunk who treats women like his inferiors.

Drinking by myself, I'm the 'broken leg at the bottom of the stairs drunk' pouring myself a gin

Aodan83 · 29-01-2010 4:40pm

Im generally a happy, friendly drunk. When I'm sober, I'm fairly quiet, especially around people I dont know. When I'm drunk, I have no problem approaching complete strangers on the street and starting a conversation with them. First time I got properly drunk my friends were amazed at how different I was.

Son Of A Vidic · 29-01-2010 5:06pm

I don't seem to get drunk, which is both a blessing and a curse.
A blessing in the sense that I can hold my drink.
But a curse because I usually look after everybody else.

gandalf · 29-01-2010 5:08pm

I am a silly, talk crap but friendly drunk. Although as I get older I am starting to turn into a sleepy drunk....

hyperbaby · 29-01-2010 5:09pm

I don't really get drunk anymore but when i did i had a few different types of drunk. this depeded on who i was with, what kind of mood i was in before i went out and what kind of drink i drank.
spirits: comotose mess
vodka: agressive, argumentative bitch
cider: okay, just talking ****, etc
wine: happy out

TheGod · 29-01-2010 5:15pm

I'm an opportunistic drunk.

I eat unattended food left on tables in Supermacs, I scour the streets for semi concious women and steal half filled pints of heineken mixed with vomit in nightclubs. If a big fight occurs in a nightclub I throw a few sly digs in to the back of people's heads then slink off into the crowd. Sometimes if a Taxi man lets his guard down I will spontanously run from his taxi at traffic lights whilst screaming "I'm sorry".

itsallaboutheL · 29-01-2010 5:16pm

I'm the exact same as i am when sober, except louder and unable to walk... well that and i tend to lick people.:o

citizen_p · 29-01-2010 5:33pm

i say sorry alot and be very sarcastic..

Walsh · 29-01-2010 6:07pm

The 'I Fúcking Love You All' Drunk.

Lord ButterSlip · 29-01-2010 6:20pm

I dont drink, BUT (before I get Lynched by popular demand) I ACT drunk which is even more fun as you have complete control and memory but can do whatever you want. WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!