A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO GERMAN SHEPHERDS

kildara

Saw this, below, on a resuce site for GSDs. Thought it was amusing...

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO GERMAN SHEPHERDS
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say it's not quite as good as his mothers

...then rescue a German Shepherd


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want...

... then rescue a German Shepherd.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

... then rescue a German Shepherd


If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

... then rescue a German Shepherd


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..

... then rescue a German Shepherd


BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness...




then buy a cat!


Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man,didn't
you?

namurt

Very clever.

YOURFACE!

That pretty much sums them up!