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3 men on honeymoon...

beertons · 2010-01-29 21:36:36

decide to have a competition to see who shags their new missus the most that night. So the wives don't get suspicious, they agree that for breakfast they will order a slice of toast for every shag. Next morning at breakfast the first guy proudly asks for three slices. The second guy excitedly shouts four slices please. The…

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29-01-2010 10:36pm

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decide to have a competition to see who shags their new missus the most that night. So the wives don't get suspicious, they agree that for breakfast they will order a slice of toast for every shag. Next morning at breakfast the first guy proudly asks for three slices. The second guy excitedly shouts four slices please. The third guy casually says I'll have six slices please, and could you make two of them brown!

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#2 30-01-2010 11:15pm
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Nice one !!!!! :eek:

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