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would you sell your thong?

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  • 02-02-2010 12:18pm
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    chrisj69
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    Picture this, you're on your way home from college / work and this guy walks up to you and asks you for directions somewhere, after you have finished giving directions, he asks are you wearing a thong? when you answer out of surprise, he says will you take it off and give it to me for €30?

    This is exactly what happend to a friend of mine the other day, she said give me €50 and i'll do it, and sure enough the guy handed her €50 and she slid off her thong (worth €5).

    What I want to know is, was my friend mad? or would other women do the same thing?
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    Vain
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    *awaits regular AH members prev response*


    Why pay for a thong when you can rub your fingers on a skips taytos and get the smell for free.


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    mikom
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    As predicted.

    Call me old fashioned, but I prefer regular cotton panties to a thong..... There's just so much more to sniff.


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    FlutterinBantam
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    Uses them for flavouring casseroles I'm told.

    Slip 'em into the steamer and melt all the arse mulch and growler gunk off the crotch.

    Add in the 'juice' and a very robust flavour to your casserole will result.

    So I'm told.


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    builttospill
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    Admit it-you're wearing a suit made from your mother's skin right now.


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    pennylane22
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    If I was really short of cash I guess I would!


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    Dave!
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    That's pretty hot

    I'd never sell my thong though


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    Orim
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    Vain wrote: »
    *awaits regular AH members prev response*

    Did this topic come up before?


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    ibarelycare
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    chrisj69 wrote: »
    Picture this, you're on your way home from college / work and this guy walks up to you and asks you for directions somewhere, after you have finished giving directions, he asks are you wearing a thong? when you answer out of surprise, he says will you take it off and give it to me for €30?

    This is exactly what happend to a friend of mine the other day, she said give me €50 and i'll do it, and sure enough the guy handed her €50 and she slid off her thong (worth €5).

    What I want to know is, was my friend mad? or would other women do the same thing?


    Where did she go to slip off her thong?? :confused:


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    bonerm
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    It's an offer that's not to be sniffed at.


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    neilthefunkeone
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Where did she go to slip off her thong?? :confused:

    Would have added another €50 if she did it in front of me...


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    mikom
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Where did she go to slip off her thong?? :confused:

    Her name was Hansel.


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    Paulyh
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    If it was 'that time of the month' :eek:.............would that be considered a bonus buy?? or would he ask for the money back??


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    chrisj69
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Where did she go to slip off her thong?? :confused:

    That was my 1st question for her, she said she was wearing a skirt, so she literally just pulled it off in front of this guy.

    I thought she was nuts, but she just said to me €45 profit a week before pay day.


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    Xinkai
    Registered Users Posts: 1,587 ✭✭✭Xinkai


    Lol see we were right, men! Women WILL do anything for money!

    I love my thong, sentimental value, wouldn't sell for 50 :(


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    Dudess
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    A few practical issues: how to remove it discreetly, having to go commando for a while afterwards... but, money is money, so yes.


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    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    chrisj69 wrote: »
    That was my 1st question for her, she said she was wearing a skirt, so she literally just pulled it off in front of this guy.

    I thought she was nuts, but she just said to me €45 profit a week before pay day.


    That's the trampiest thing I've ever heard.


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    Dudess
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    Paulyh wrote: »
    If it was 'that time of the month' :eek:.............would that be considered a bonus buy??
    Sans feminine barrier product.
    or would he ask for the money back??
    Avec feminine barrier product.


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    Töpher
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    chrisj69 wrote: »
    That was my 1st question for her, she said she was wearing a skirt, so she literally just pulled it off in front of this guy.

    I thought she was nuts, but she just said to me €45 profit a week before pay day.

    A week? Is this a regular occurence? :D

    A fool and his money are easily parted, you may as well take the opportunity to be the one seperating them.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Dudess wrote: »
    A few practical issues: how to remove it discreetly, having to go commando for a while afterwards... but, money is money, so yes.

    PM sent.


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    bonerm
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    Dudess wrote: »
    A few practical issues: how to remove it discreetly, having to go commando for a while afterwards... but, money is money, so yes.

    pm sent.


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    MaybeLogic
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    That's the trampiest thing I've ever heard.

    It's just good, clean (?) business.


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    Wazdakka
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    It was probably a college treasure hunt or something,
    I remember running around the city centre trying to find a girl to give me her bra a few years ago for one of those...
    The prize was worth about 300 quid.
    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Where did she go to slip off her thong?? :confused:
    Maybe she was wearing a skirt or dress..
    Paulyh wrote: »
    If it was 'that time of the month' :eek:.............would that be considered a bonus buy?? or would he ask for the money back??

    Do many women wear a thong when they're on the blob??
    I woulda thought it was out with the parachute knickers for the few days.


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    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    That's the trampiest thing I've ever heard.
    Can't see why - honestly. It's sleazy, sure, but a business transaction that should last mere minutes.


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    #25
    Menengroth™
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    thread starter is conducting market research.


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    #26
    abouttobebanned
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    This thread is pretty hot for a Tuesday.


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    #27
    Dudess
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    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Do many women wear a thong when they're on the blob??
    Doubt it - it's asking for trouble.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    bonerm wrote: »
    pm sent.

    I SAW HER FIRST! :mad:


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    PCPhoto
    Registered Users Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    chrisj69 wrote: »
    Picture this, you're on your way home from college / work and this guy walks up to you and asks you for directions somewhere, after you have finished giving directions, he asks are you wearing a thong? when you answer out of surprise, he says will you take it off and give it to me for €30?

    This is exactly what happend to a friend of mine the other day, she said give me €50 and i'll do it, and sure enough the guy handed her €50 and she slid off her thong (worth €5).

    What I want to know is, was my friend mad? or would other women do the same thing?

    Pics or ....oh wel...just want pics please :P

    how does she know the guy didnt have a photographer watching him - and photographing her doing it ? seems a little (a lot) seedy.

    Do ya think she could have gotten more money from him ? .... lets face it ....she actually haggled with the guy ?


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    Amalgam
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Can't see why - honestly. It's sleazy, sure, but a business transaction that should last mere minutes.

    Umm..


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    [Deleted User]
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    Juliet Orange Newsprint wrote: »
    PM sent.
    bonerm wrote: »
    pm sent.

    :D I sense an auction. You should get them to bid against each other Dudess, then sell the loser a 2nd g-string on the sly.

    Profit.
    Vain wrote: »
    Why pay for a thong when you can rub your fingers on a skips taytos and get the smell for free.

    I've heard it mentioned on Boards before, but thought people were taking the piss. Do you actually refer to all crisps as taytos? :confused: Does that not get confusing at all?......i.e......"Give us a packet of Meanies Taytos"..."huh?"......"not them taytos, the other taytos"

    Thats pretty mad.


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